if prostitution were legalized

[unclej]

after answering the thread about legalizing prostitution i started wondering...if it were legalized and some of the stigmas perhaps lessoned because of legalization how many of us, male or female, would become prostitutes and why...

personnally i'm a little past prime money makin' age so i'd probably have to past...

 

[unclej]

hmmm....cups hand over mouth and nose...exhales a bit...sniffs...sniffs again...nope...breath's ok...must be the texas accent

 

[Weird Harold]

hmmm....cups hand over mouth and nose...exhales a bit...sniffs...sniffs again...nope...breath's ok...must be the texas accent

You have to give us more than ten minutes to find it.

I wouldn't, I don't think I've ever been "prime beef" or talented enough to make my living as a sex god. Too, there's the mess of paperwork that would follow OSHA's involvement in prostitution.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Crap.

*shoves the cash back into her pocket and goes back to the Hooker Catalog she found in the casino.*

Maybe there's another opinionated old fart in here somewhere.

 

[Weird Harold]

Maybe there's another opinionated old fart in here somewhere.

You wouldn't need any cash, KM. You would probably need to stuff the studmuffin in a Limo to Pahrump or Beatty, though to give me enough time to get away atferwards.

 

[chewbacca71]

Could not do it. I dont have the body for it, unless there are women out there that were turned on by the Seven Up commercial that had the truck driver swimsuit edition LOL

Chewey

 

[DulceCrema]

I couldn't. I might have some nympho tendencies, but I can't just give this to every Tom, Richard, Harry or Barbara that walks by. This is special...reserved for the special people who deserve it.

How commercial would prostitution get if it were legalized? Would we ever see race cars sponsored by brothels? Would there be MVP's and awards for best hooker? Action figures? Happy meal prizes?

 

[chewbacca71]

Well as my first guess DulceCrema, I would have to say that the VIAGRA racecar would be the first NASCAR tie in for prostitution. LOL Chewey

 

[Weird Harold]

How commercial would prostitution get if it were legalized? Would we ever see race cars sponsored by brothels? Would there be MVP's and awards for best hooker? Action figures? Happy meal prizes?

I doubt there'd be Happy Meal (tm) prizes, but I can see action figures and MVP awards as a distinct possibility.

Seriously, here in Nevada, prostitution is no big deal. There are maybe twenty brothels along US 95 between Fallon, NV and Beatty, NV -- about the same number as there are casinos and bars. Most aren't much more than a couple of double-wide trailers clustered around a water hole. There are a couple that are bigger operations including a bar, restaurant, and/or nightclub, but you can't tell most of them from the ranchhouses along the same route, except for the signs.

Prostitutes here, are "just the girl next door."

 

[DulceCrema]

I could be like the Oscars:
Best Performance...Best Special Effects...Best Costumes...Best Cinematography...

While I couldn't bring myself to be a prostitute, I'm sure I could be a Madam or Brothel owner, or something...and then I could win Best Director

 

[Wave_Rider]

But what about this category?

I could be like the Oscars:
Best Performance...Best Special Effects...Best Costumes...Best Cinematography...

While I couldn't bring myself to be a prostitute, I'm sure I could be a Madam or Brothel owner, or something...and then I could win Best Director

Soooooooooooooo Dulce, you would not be a contender in "Best Sound?"..........timid? quiet? LOL..........

Tsk Tsk

Smiles

 

[DulceCrema]

I dunno about Best Sound (that's for me to know )

But maybe Best Screenplay

 

[Wave_Rider]

GRRRRRRRRRR, well then how about if

I dunno about Best Sound (that's for me to know )

But maybe Best Screenplay

Here is my personal problem with prostitution whether it was legalized or not........

I've never paid.........nor would I........ever pay for SEX.......not a straight transaction for sex.......(Warning: none of you guys who have been dumped tell me that "When you take a woman to dinner you are paying just in advance; I HATE that view)

Sex without passion is just FUCKING.......which incidently can be just YUMMMMMMMMY, if that is the mood that hits "US" but with a stranger whose mind is probably wondering if she took the caserole out earlier that day............

I will never be that desperate.......(shudder) and not the kind I prefer........

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Ok Dulce, you can have the best screenplay..........just leave me Best Performance with a Foreign Actress........wink

Ummmmmmmmmm Baklava? Greek are we?

 

[Lost Cause]

I like the idea of prostitute healthcare, profit sharing, and the government would love the business tax revenue!
I would die on the street for lack of food, as I would be giving it away! I'm a slut, not a working guy!

 

[DulceCrema]

hahaha...no, not Greek...just had Baklava on the brain when I put that

I'm a mutt (foreign? somewhat...but not really)

 

[Wave_Rider]

Ummmmmmmmm that straightened everything out...

hahaha...no, not Greek...just had Baklava on the brain when I put that

I'm a mutt (foreign? somewhat...but not really)

Chuckling.........at your last sentence. I actually meant myself in the Foreign Category.........though born and raised in CALI.......both of my parents are from Europe:

I'm half Nordic and half Yugoslavian.............

Smiles.........

BTW..........ladies.........any willing ingenues to help me ummmmmm run my lines? wink

 

[DulceCrema]

Well, I hold dual citizenship in Jamaica and the United States, so I can be foreign....sometimes.

Just what kind of lines are you running?

 

[Wave_Rider]

An island of Bobsledders......and Sprinters......

Well, I hold dual citizenship in Jamaica and the United States, so I can be foreign....sometimes.

Just what kind of lines are you running?

Well, now Ms. Director.......wouldn't that depend if it was a Love Story or mystery?

Motivation is sooooooooooooo important..........and some rehersals............would be beneficial of course.........

Jamaica...........would explain your skin tones.........now wouldnt it?..................

The beach boy takes just a moment to remember 10 days at Hedonism 1................

OK............ty

 

[DulceCrema]

There's more to the skin tone that the Island.

You don't even know what kind of show it is?

As a director, I'm not sure if I could work with such amateurs...

 

[Wave_Rider]

Leading MAN Syndrome

There's more to the skin tone that the Island.

You don't even know what kind of show it is?

As a director, I'm not sure if I could work with such amateurs...

His "greens' glare at the director........who to the best of his knowledge........has no other films tucked into her "pelt".......Artistes..............such as MOI.............are capable of adapting their "character" to any film............Now it seems to me...........that you are unable to run this "film"............Looking at her nervous fingers.........

Perhaps a sit com would be more...........suited to your abilities? WINK

 

[nasty]

Nope. I don't like having sex with complete strangers. I'd have to know them well enough so I can feel safe I didn't contract an STD.

 

[DulceCrema]

CUT!!