If it was live and put on the web

You can watch births all day long on YouTube. Granted they aren't little princes or princesses coming out of a duchess but still, the concept is the same.
 
It's not just a Royal Flush, it's a Royal pussy, a really Big difference.
How many cards now?
 
Many would enjoy the sight of Kate's nether regions.
 
I've watched one, and only one, birth. My first son.

Call it a miracle, call it what ever the fuck you want to call it, but I never, ever want to see such an event in my life. Never.





:cool:

Been there, (not JAJs' anyway) done that, and would do the hole thing again.

BTW: Not a typo
 
It used to be required that Royal Births were watched by a collection of courtiers to ensure that no substitution was practised, for example of a male for a female baby.

But the UK and Canada have changed their succession laws so that the baby will be in line for the monarchy whichever sex it is. Many other Commonwealth countries, although they have agreed in principle and will backdate, have yet to change their laws because of procedural difficulties and pressure of time on their Parliaments.
 
Fuck no. I didn't want to see what was going on while I gave birth and most certainly wouldn't want to watch some chick I've never met pop out a kid.
 
You can watch births all day long on YouTube. Granted they aren't little princes or princesses coming out of a duchess but still, the concept is the same.

The value of birth videos(I sat through at least four during Lamaze classes) is you learn when to look away. There are some images a man doesn't need in his memory.
 
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No, but if somebody recorded the broadcast and posted an auto-tuned dubstep remix to youtube, I'd probably watch that. Bonus points if it's a mashup with "Charlie Bit Me."
 
I'm surprised this question wasn't asked.about the conception.

Now you've got me wondering....
Do you think the Royals have a wild sex-life? Do they kink it up a bit?
Or are they PIV, makesurethere'sanheir kinda people?

Yeah - my brain is all over the place today. :eek:
 
Now you've got me wondering....
Do you think the Royals have a wild sex-life? Do they kink it up a bit?
Or are they PIV, makesurethere'sanheir kinda people?

Yeah - my brain is all over the place today. :eek:

One would hope that the royal women are no longer expected to "lie back and think of England". Whether or not they get kinky is a different matter. Plenty of people have great vanilla sex lives.
 
Now you've got me wondering....
Do you think the Royals have a wild sex-life? Do they kink it up a bit?
Or are they PIV, makesurethere'sanheir kinda people?

Yeah - my brain is all over the place today. :eek:

It think this is how it went the one time they had sex.

"Oh William, it's so big."

"Well I am the Duke of Cambridge. Please lift you nightgown and spread your legs. I won't look."

"Oh William... yes... put it in me... harder. I want it harder."

"Please control yourself my dear. We are royalty after all."

"Do it. Cum in me. Cum in my pussy."

"I told you to stop... oh dear... oh my goodness... uuuuhhhhhh... oh... oh dear... well, it's done. I'm going back to my room."

As the door closes Kate pulls out her vibrator...
 
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