How would you LIKE to be broken up with?

[Mia62]

Taking this from Freya's clingon thread...she wondered what you think is the best way to break up with someone and this took different twists based upon gender.

I am just curious...if someone were to break up with you...how would you like them to do it? What kinds of things would you want to hear?

 

[LadyG]

I would want honesty and the reason why.

 

[plasticman33]

Do it as gently as possible. Develop the philosophy of do unto others........Everyone has feelings and although a breakup is painful, there is no need to cause more pain than is necessary.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I would like to be broken up with after a hot threesome with her best friend. Afterwards, she should tell me "We're through, but you should keep fucking my friend"

 

[Mia62]

I would like to be broken up with after a hot threesome with her best friend. Afterwards, she should tell me "We're through, but you should keep fucking my friend"

Now this reeks of guyspeak.

 

[plasticman33]

Now this reeks of guyspeak.

Little head big head syndrome!

 

[Lancecastor]

Perhaps A Nice Greeting Card ....

 

[J.B.]

What I'd like.
"Hi, I don't want to date anymore 'k?"

just get it over with. don't drag it out. don't make a huge deal over it. don't start a fight , don't go fuck someone else. Be honest and to the point.

 

[zipman]

I think she should just say "now this is the last blowjob I'm ever going to give you" and if I have any questions, she can mumble her responses and I won't be upset if she speaks with her mouth full

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Now this reeks of guyspeak.

Well, I do have a penis, after all....were you expecting some touchy-feely Oprah-speak?

 

[bad kitty]

I would want honesty and the reason why.

I second this one. Definately the two most important things.

 

[k¡tty]

Just say it.. don't pussy foot around about it. Don't make excuses and as J.B. said.. don't start fucking around.

Chances are it's pretty obvious where things are headed and it won't come as a shock when it's over.

 

[Lancecastor]

Here's a classic...

 

[Lancecastor]

Another Classic...

 

[Mia62]

Well, I do have a penis, after all....

Eh?? Shoot...I always thought...no, never mind.

(I am just teasing you, JM. *muah*)

 

[Bluesboy2]

The next time I am dumped I would prefer to be shot in the head from behind. Quick and painless.

 

[Lancecastor]

Don't make excuses and as J.B. said.. don't start fucking around.

 

[Mia62]

Re: Here's a classic...

So Lance...you would like to receive one of these cards?

If not...how would you like to be dumped?

*gets out notebook and pen* ;-)

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Here's a classic...

This is the best bullshit line.

 

[Mia62]

Re: Re: Here's a classic...

This is the best bullshit line.

*tackles ADR and smothers her in kisses*

Where the hell have you been, woman???

 

[J.B.]

The next time I am dumped I would prefer to be shot in the head from behind. Quick and painless.

I seriously doubt you're going to be dumped this time.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: Re: Here's a classic...

*tackles ADR and smothers her in kisses*

Where the hell have you been, woman???

ohhhhh nice to be missed, dolly.

s backatcha.

I have been moving and going to "school."

How have you been, hon? I have missed you, truly!

 

[Bluesboy2]

I should get her a gun though, just in case.

 

[LadyG]

I'm with J.B., BLuesie, No worries there!

 

[Mia62]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Here's a classic...

ohhhhh nice to be missed, dolly.

s backatcha.

I have been moving and going to "school."

How have you been, hon? I have missed you, truly!

Mmm..***** is so good right now. I will find you later on yahoo when I get home from work and catch you up on all the latest shenanigans.

I missed you, too. *chuckling as ADR breaks her own no kissing in public rule. ;-) *