How Do I get laid?

[DrStein]

If you dont like what I post dont reply im not a troll and I dont like to be called one

Or you could just stop being a dick?

Of course, while I'm at it, I might as well wish for world peace.

Anyway, I'll reply, because it's too god damn fun to mess with the heads of people like you. You make it so easy.

 

[Teman01]

That is the question, because I never have....and at the age of 23 that is a bad thing.

Snoopy

Just take a number and wait until they call you

 

[GeorgeWBush]

It's always nice when a woman can offer her insight to back up or debunk our theories. I don't know why some of the stuff with women works, but it does.

Looking at the last sentence of Leeleigh's post, there are two other points I wanted to add.

If a woman's in a bad mood, she'll really appreciate it if you can find some way to cheer her up.

If she just blows you off like a total bitch, with as much dignity as you can muster, say something along the lines of, "I don't know where or how you were raised, but I don't tolerate people who can't show a little (pick one) common courtesy/manners/civility toward others." The turn your back on her. Most of the time, she'll try to apologize. If not, you've still demonstrated to everyone within earshot that you don't take crap from anyone, and thus win yourself their respect. Win/win.

Being here at lit. and talking to the ladies here i have found out that you don't have to look hot like a model. I have found that they like the way i look and it surprized me since i am a big guy.

But it is wise to listen to women that is how i can pick up women as easy as i can when i was in high school i was the only guy allowed to sit at the girls table and i learned a lot from them.

I have fun when a girl says something bad about me like when two girls were giggling about my weight all i said is i may be fat but at least i can lose weight but you can't lose ugly and that made them cry i felt bad but i wanted them to know how it feels.

Or i will say out loud no lady i will not fuck you and walk away. I only do that when they are mean to me.

 

[DrStein]

Or i will say out loud no lady i will not fuck you and walk away. I only do that when they are mean to me.

Ah, the Billy Madison approach. I'm usually a little more ironic or sarcastic with my insults. For example, if I tell someone I listen to metal and they call it Satanic music, I say, "That reminds me, it's Virgin Sacrifice Saturday this weekend."

 

[whatdoesthi]

hahaha yah man fuck those pussy gay fags rite?

 

[DrStein]

Oh man, so much flame bait, so little time!

George you are the same fag that said somethang about me on the gb board I let that shit go but now its time.

Oh no, run for the hills!

I dont pay for sex I dont use a blow up doll

Coulda fooled me.

and I get pussy.

On pay-per-view.

George you and that other fag drsten

Two things.

1. It's Dr. Stein. If you weren't such a philistine, you would know that song.
2. I'm straight, so callling me fag doesn't work. If you're going to use slurs and derogatory language to describe me, the proper term would be cracker. Although if you want to nitpick according to bloodlines, bohunk will suffice.

what ever the fuck is name is have nothing better to do then say somethang to me when im not talking to you two bitchs.

Like I said, I love messing with your head. I'm smarter than you, wittier than you, and more articulate than you. And watching these feeble attempts at comebacks makes me laugh.

You two fag kiss the ass of the women of lite

Lite? So women are like beer, or something? I suppose in your twisted little mind...

in hope that they will give you some pussy

I'm curious. What are you basing this conclusion on?

me on the other hand becaues i get pussy

If you're going to lie, make it believable.

I dont kiss thair ass lips

Asses have lips now? When did this happen?

or feet like you to bitchs or suck thair pussy like you two fags

Hold it... if we're sucking on a woman's pussy, doesn't that mean we already have them in bed and we're straight?

fuck both of you.

No, I will not fuck you. Can't say I blame you. I mean, I'm a hunka-hunka Byronesque lovin' and hung like a bull, but I just don't swing that way man.

You to guys are the biggest loser on this board

That would mean something if it came from anybody but you.

I will post somethang like. She is a bitch or she is fat and ugly or he is a loser like I did on this thread.

Proving that you're just an asshole.

Then you to fags

For the last time, you can stop calling us fags, because we will not satisfy your homoerotic fantasies.

will come and save the day so the women can think you two loser are heroic and mybe just mybe she will give you some pussy or pm you and talk durty to you so you two fag can beat off.

My, you certainly have some vivid mental images of that. I'd say you need a hug, but I don't want to touch you.

WHAT FUCKING LOSERS YOU ARE

When all else fails, type in all caps and scream like a spoiled little kid who wants icecream.

I come to lite just to have fun talk about what ever im not looking for any pussy becaues i get it at home not like you two loser

You're looking to cause trouble with comments like "You're a loser." Don't. Start shit with people like us and you will lose.

Incidentally, I go to college just outside of Baltimore. This fall, why don't you come up to campus and we'll see if you can back up all that tough talk.

 

[emap]

Just have to love when the intelligence level drops 20 points, it's just so darn funny.

Snoopy you gotta tell us if things are getting better or not, some of us actually do care.

 

[DrStein]

Just have to love when the intelligence level drops 20 points, it's just so darn funny.

Snoopy you gotta tell us if things are getting better or not, some of us actually do care.

If that was partially addressed to me for continuing the flame war, I apologize. Trolls are a bit of a hobby of mine. I like to taunt them into a temper tantrum for my own and others' amusement. Essentially, I just treat them like a chimp in a diaper or a dancing bear.

But, if you'd prefer to kill this one, I'll just put him on my ignore list and end it there.

 

[GeorgeWBush]

You are the fag.

First take that fist out of your ass and listen i am not a fag i am nice to the ladies because i do get pussy from them when i meet them and there have been one and a second one soon.

But i do hope you don't pop your dool now go home to your mommy and cry they are mean to me and then get the oil out and lube up that dildo and shove it as far as you can up your ass and be happy.

 

[GeorgeWBush]

hahaha yah man fuck those pussy gay fags rite?

And who the fuck are you. But i bet you love having tub steak shoved up your ass also.

 

[GeorgeWBush]

It is fun making them mad i have a few others that call me names and fag but hell it does not matter to me because i get all the pussy i want.

But if you want to get anywhere with a girl then you have to sweet talk them and make them feel like they are worth millions.

 

[whatdoesthi]

And who the fuck are you. But i bet you love having tub steak shoved up your ass also.

I think you may have missed the point, but yes to the last part.

 

[DrStein]

But if you want to get anywhere with a girl then you have to sweet talk them and make them feel like they are worth millions.

I actually have a theory. Have you noticed that artistic types tend to get almost any woman they want (permanence of the relationship another matter entirely)? For example....

-Marilyn Monroe & Arthur Miller
-Spielburg & Kate Capshaw
-Kevin Smith & the chick who played the redheaded jewel thief in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

... and so on and so forth.

I'm guessing is because artists have conditioned themselves to think more like women do. They're in the habit of listening for subtext in what people say, they tend to have sensual imaginations and methods of communication, and they know how to elicit certain emotional reactions.

Women enter a relationship based on how a man can make her feel. Artists understand that better than most other people, and women seem to pick up on that.

Of course, there are downsides. It's gotten to the point where any schmuck with a guitar can seduce a girl. A friend of mine told a horror story about a guy who got women in high school by playing Blink 182 riffs. Badly. When my friend got to college, he always had women trying to get close to him after they saw him play Celtic songs on his acoustic through complex fingerpicking.

Hmm... I'm not really sure I'm getting my point across right. I'm kinda tired right now, so I'm having trouble getting my brain to think good...

 

[GeorgeWBush]

I got it but they also have problems keeping there women to look at how they are.

They are always moving on with another guy or girl. I just act myself and go from there i just seem to know what to do it is my mind that just clicks in with the right words to say sometimes i am all over the place and it get confusing to read my posts but i get my point across.

My doctors hate to see me because of the way my body and mind works it is nothing like what a person is to be like and they are always doing something to me to see how i work hehe.

But to get a girl to go to bed with you just listen to them and they will tell you when to make your move. Women are always in control of sex even when you think you are.

 

[Leeleigh]

Kingterp or maybe that should be Kingtwerp.... I think you are rude as hell! You did not need to come in here and offer the rude comment that you did to start this whole thing. What you did was disruptive and out of line. If you can not offer constructive comments, then why make a comment at all. If you have successful ways to pick up women and get laid, give them... but if you spend night after night yanking your own cock cause you are sleeping single, shut the hell up and listen. Maybe you will learn something too! Oh, and before you start slinging names and comments towards me... don't bother. There is NOTHING that you can say that will upset or offend me, cause I will simply consider the source from where they come.

Thank you George. I may be an old broad, but I know how I react when a man approaches me.

DrStein.... If she blows you off, might be better to look at her and say something like, "Ah milady, I hope when you start feeling better, that your good manners return to you" That makes you come off looking a little more dashing, saves face for you and does give the lady a moment to stop and think "this person was simply being nice to me"

 

[Leeleigh]

I forgot this, this is something that happened to me, and something that a friend told me he used and it worked..

You have all been in bars and seen women being hit on by men that were totally obnoxious, right.

Pick one that seems to be having a problem getting rid of the man, go over to her, take her hand, lean down and kiss her check, and say, "honey, I am so sorry I am late" Then look the man directly in the eye and tell him to leave your lady alone. Then sit down with her, wink and pray that she won't freak. When the man walks away, tell her that you will stay till you know that she is safe. You will be her hero, her knight in shinning armor.. If you are lucky you have a lady who is impressed enough that she might be interested in a date...

NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED!
Just remember, manners manners manners.. above all treat her like a lady.

 

[Pinnochio]

good idea leeliegh

 

[Leeleigh]

good idea leeliegh

Well honey, you already know that you are my Knight in Shinning Armor..

 

[DrStein]

I'll have to remember to try that sometime.

For now, I'll just have to go with being the crazy artistic guy.

 

[Leeleigh]

I'll have to remember to try that sometime.

For now, I'll just have to go with being the crazy artistic guy.

It works... a date of mine one time got drunk, got stupid and scared me.. A man suddenly sat down at our table and informed my date that he was going to take me home. He was a total gentleman towards me, but let my date know in no uncertain terms what he would do if I got hurt. Sobered my date up fast. I did end up going out with the man who sat down.... and I totally lost my heart to him. We dated for several months, until he had to return home to responsibilities and committments. That was 30 years ago.... I still love him.

 

[DrStein]

Another quick question: at about what age do women usually realize that dating the "bad boys" who have no ambition, intelligence, sensitivity, or depth but lots of angst and the whole "No one understands me" vibe is going to get them absolutely nowhere?

 

[Leeleigh]

Another quick question: at about what age do women usually realize that dating the "bad boys" who have no ambition, intelligence, sensitivity, or depth but lots of angst and the whole "No one understands me" vibe is going to get them absolutely nowhere?

Who says that we ever do?

Dr, there is no age setting for that.. It all depends on the woman. Some women will enjoy dating those bad boys till the day they die. They are not looking for a home, family and a man who comes home to them every night. They are rare, but they are out there..

Others will come to that realization usually when their friends start having babies.. The mommy urge hits and they get serious about relationships and kick those bad boys out of their lives.

Then there are some of us who have realized that those bad boys make the best friends to have. Once they realize that you are not going to allow them in your bed, they become your friend and watch over you.

 

[GeorgeWBush]

I am not one of those bad boys but i have protected a few girls from them and those that like to beat ladies i won't stand still for it like a girl i am talking with over the net and on phone her ex would not leave her alone and when he felt like having sex and could not find it anywhere else he would go to her house and have his way with her.

He has beatin her and threatened her if she said anything so she was scared of him so i called a biker friend and he contacted some of his friends that lived in her area and they found the guy and beat the hell out of him and said to leave her alone and if anything happens to her and even if it is not your fault we will take you out to the moutains and leave you there for animal food.

He has never been back to her place since then. But i will take a baseball bat to a guy if he hurts a girl that i like even if we are just friends.

 

[Leeleigh]

I am not one of those bad boys but i have protected a few girls from them and those that like to beat ladies i won't stand still for it like a girl i am talking with over the net and on phone her ex would not leave her alone and when he felt like having sex and could not find it anywhere else he would go to her house and have his way with her.

He has beatin her and threatened her if she said anything so she was scared of him so i called a biker friend and he contacted some of his friends that lived in her area and they found the guy and beat the hell out of him and said to leave her alone and if anything happens to her and even if it is not your fault we will take you out to the moutains and leave you there for animal food.

He has never been back to her place since then. But i will take a baseball bat to a guy if he hurts a girl that i like even if we are just friends.

Good for you. Sometimes that is what it takes in this world. I hate to sound like I am advocating violence, but sometimes the means justifies the end.

You are a stand up guy .

 

[DrStein]

Who says that we ever do?

Dr, there is no age setting for that.. It all depends on the woman. Some women will enjoy dating those bad boys till the day they die. They are not looking for a home, family and a man who comes home to them every night. They are rare, but they are out there..

Others will come to that realization usually when their friends start having babies.. The mommy urge hits and they get serious about relationships and kick those bad boys out of their lives.

Then there are some of us who have realized that those bad boys make the best friends to have. Once they realize that you are not going to allow them in your bed, they become your friend and watch over you.

Proof positive that despite all of my progress with people, I cannot defy that universal law that men will never fully understand women. I still know next to nothing about them.

I'd be distressed if it weren't normal.

He has never been back to her place since then. But i will take a baseball bat to a guy if he hurts a girl that i like even if we are just friends.

I can sympathize with you. Though I'm not nearly so connected, so any intervention I make would be purely mindgames. I've got the edge though in that I'm a decent actor and it doesn't take much effort to convince people that I'll rip their eyes out with my house key if they get me cross.