Help Me Get To 1000 Please!

[Dayna32]

But what fun would that be

so smartass how did u hear about literotica anyways?

 

[smartasspuertorican]

next question:

have you masterbated today and how was it???

Not yet, but if I keep looking at that pic of yours, I'm going to have to start.

 

[smartasspuertorican]

so smartass how did u hear about literotica anyways?

Found it while surfing the net. Went and read the stories, etc....

 

[Dayna32]

Yeah, but it's not safe to be driving 75mph with a pair of hot lips wrapped around your middle leg. Hard as hell to concentrate on the road.

yeah but I am sure it felt good to you

 

[Dayna32]

Found it while surfing the net. Went and read the stories, etc....

good place and welcome to lit!

 

[smartasspuertorican]

yeah but I am sure it felt good to you

bet she didn't complain much once she got what she was looking for on that fishing expedition.

 

[Dayna32]

Not yet, but if I keep looking at that pic of yours, I'm going to have to start.

I am saving it til later.

 

[smartasspuertorican]

good place and welcome to lit!

Why thank you, you sexy beast.

 

[smartasspuertorican]

I am saving it til later.

Now why would you want to save that? You got a hot date or somethin'?

 

[Dayna32]

Why thank you, you sexy beast.

your very welcome!

 

[smartasspuertorican]

Next question

Who hear is a member of the mile high club?

 

[smartasspuertorican]

Re: Next question

Who hear is a member of the mile high club?

Mmmmmmm looks like you only need 69 for your 1000.

damn that's a good number

 

[Dayna32]

Now why would you want to save that? You got a hot date or somethin'?

yes when everyone is fast asleep I am calling my man.mmm

 

[Dayna32]

Re: Re: Next question

Mmmmmmm looks like you only need 69 for your 1000.

damn that's a good number

yes I love 69!yummy you are needing about that much to get to 100 posts.

 

[smartasspuertorican]

yes when everyone is fast asleep I am calling my man.mmm

Oh really?! and what are you going to do on the phone?

 

[smartasspuertorican]

Re: Re: Re: Next question

yes I love 69!yummy you are needing about that much to get to 100 posts.

yeah someone said that's when I can get my own AV

 

[Dayna32]

I am going to take a hot shower and then call him.<soon as I reach my posts>everybody should be sleeping by then.

 

[Dayna32]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Next question

yeah someone said that's when I can get my own AV

yes you will be able to then.what kind are you going to get then?

 

[smartasspuertorican]

and what r u two going to talk about? or is that to personal?

 

[smartasspuertorican]

yes you will be able to then.what kind are you going to get then?

Mmmmmm i don't know. I'm sure something will come up.

 

[Dayna32]

Oh really?! and what are you going to do on the phone?

mmmm wouldn't you like to know??

 

[smartasspuertorican]

are you going to have phone sex with your man?

Lucky bastard

 

[Dayna32]

and what r u two going to talk about? or is that to personal?

we are going to have a nice conversation and yes it is personal.

 

[Dayna32]

are you going to have phone sex with your man?

Lucky bastard

he may think he is lucky but he is no bastard.

 

[smartasspuertorican]

49 to go