Hanta virus in Yosemite?

Must be another alien spacecraft crash in the region, we use Hantavirus every time we want people to get the fuck out but for them to think they're doing it on their own. The guys in the yellow suits can then move in and quarantine the zone and gather the debris for transport to Area 51.
 
Mouse feces and urine bits in the air. I've stayed in Curry Village.

It's one thing to wear masks to block out SARS. It's more ticklish to wear one as a protection from mouse pee. You need a HEPA mask and latex gloves to view the grandeur of nature properly.
 
Mouse feces and urine bits in the air. I've stayed in Curry Village.

It's one thing to wear masks to block out SARS. It's more ticklish to wear one as a protection from mouse pee. You need a HEPA mask and latex gloves to view the grandeur of nature properly.

Just stay home and watch it on the History Channel. Report your findings by Twitter. don't worry, we'll have a Yosemite Rover in a few years.
 
Just stay home and watch it on the History Channel. Report your findings by Twitter. don't worry, we'll have a Yosemite Rover in a few years.

I've been there at least 10 times. If I stick with photo albums and the skiing season, I'm okay.
 
Breathtaking isn't it?

My family has the place as touchstone. My three older siblings spent their summers there working for Curry Company.

The valley was called "The Big Ditch" and we stuck mostly to Tuolomne Meadows and outying areas. The High Sierra Loop was absolutely stunning. We scattered my brother's ashes at Vogelsang pass.

In theory, tourists are getting mouse pee and cremains.
 
I'm a daredevil (not really). I go without protection. Really I feel something is going to kill me anyway. I swim with stingrays. I walk the Everglades at night just to see the wildlife and run into crocodiles and am happy I found them. I water ski among alligators. I think I'm a Steve Irwin kind of nerd.
 
I'm a daredevil (not really). I go without protection. Really I feel something is going to kill me anyway. I swim with stingrays. I walk the Everglades at night just to see the wildlife and run into crocodiles and am happy I found them. I water ski among alligators. I think I'm a Steve Irwin kind of nerd.

I drove into Yosemite during a blizzard without snow chains. I'd never do it again. What an idiot. Long way down.

You do know that alligators can't swim as fast as a speed boat, right?
 
I drove into Yosemite during a blizzard without snow chains. I'd never do it again. What an idiot. Long way down.

You do know that alligators can't swim as fast as a speed boat, right?
Depends on the alligator and the boat, doesn't it?
 
I drove into Yosemite during a blizzard without snow chains. I'd never do it again. What an idiot. Long way down.

You do know that alligators can't swim as fast as a speed boat, right?

Yes I do but that doesn't help when I fall from attempting tricks. I don't really worry though because in general alligators avoid the sounds of a motorboat.
 
I saw a great white once. He wasn't interested in me but after seeing him I realized that they don't have to bite you. They can come close and just ugly you to death.
 
I saw a great white once. He wasn't interested in me but after seeing him I realized that they don't have to bite you. They can come close and just ugly you to death.

I remember watching Shark Week and seeing that there is a "biting season."
 
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