AmberSolis
Virgin
- Joined
- Jan 13, 2023
- Posts
- 96
Do we discuss or review movies here? If not, then moderators, please either move this or take it down, with my apologies for mis-posting.
"Lost in Translation," Mia Malkova and Kalina Ryu, AKA Lilly Ocean
Oh, my dear sweet Lord in fluffy bunny shoes on a pogo stick, this flick is HOT! Start with two smoking hot ladies, Mia Malkova and Kalina Ryu. They're always super hot, both of them, even with no makeup and a one-piece swimsuit made of burlap. You know the ones, the old kind that concealed everything. Only made of burlap. Yes, these ladies would still be smoking hot. (Especially since burlap is actually pretty abrasive, ES-pecially on certain tender bits, the gals look for any reason to take them off! Which has led to a rash of young marriages and an up-tick in the local census!) Forgive me, dear reader, but sometimes I wax rhapsodic, with ladies such as these.
ANYways! Mia plays herself looking for a massage. Kalina plays a masseuse who does not speak English, and, coincidentally (GREAT WORK, DIRECTOR!) has a crush on Ms. Malkove even before she walked through the door.
OK, dear reader, here comes another big moment in this flick. it goes by quick, so DO NOT blink when Mia walks in the door. You will regret it the rest of your life, if you do not get to see that oh-too-damn-brief moment where Mia's back is turned to us in a sort of reverse 3/4 view, wearing a skirt. That one incredible moment, seeing Ms. Malkova's figure outlined, 3/4 view, from behind ... sigh! I've backed that up and re-watched it a hundred times, at least. It's just such a great view, and it's only for the briefest half-second. But if you see it, you'll be a better person, tomorrow, and forever. Because Mia would like that. (I don't actually know that, but all the mathematical models have a consensus towards this interpretation. Mostly.)
We're not even five minutes into this. What follows is a series of the loveliest, HOTTEST lesbian scenes I have ever seen. And y'all know I've seen a lot of them. There's the mutual eye-contact looks, and the sighs, the language barrier, and the playfulness; and there is the all-out pussy eating and tribbing for the rest of us (ALL of us. Come on. You know it.). Even if you're the sort who generally likes to get right down to the "in your face"/genitalia/other-as-may-be (Love you all, no judgement. Instead: Celebration!), I bet you're going to want to watch this all the way through. It is just so lovely. There's another bit, right at the beginning, where Kalina realizes she gets to give Mia a massage, and she has this fan-girl squee moment. You don't need to understand the language to get the meaning!
That's my 2-cents worth!
Love,
Amber
"Lost in Translation," Mia Malkova and Kalina Ryu, AKA Lilly Ocean
Oh, my dear sweet Lord in fluffy bunny shoes on a pogo stick, this flick is HOT! Start with two smoking hot ladies, Mia Malkova and Kalina Ryu. They're always super hot, both of them, even with no makeup and a one-piece swimsuit made of burlap. You know the ones, the old kind that concealed everything. Only made of burlap. Yes, these ladies would still be smoking hot. (Especially since burlap is actually pretty abrasive, ES-pecially on certain tender bits, the gals look for any reason to take them off! Which has led to a rash of young marriages and an up-tick in the local census!) Forgive me, dear reader, but sometimes I wax rhapsodic, with ladies such as these.
ANYways! Mia plays herself looking for a massage. Kalina plays a masseuse who does not speak English, and, coincidentally (GREAT WORK, DIRECTOR!) has a crush on Ms. Malkove even before she walked through the door.
OK, dear reader, here comes another big moment in this flick. it goes by quick, so DO NOT blink when Mia walks in the door. You will regret it the rest of your life, if you do not get to see that oh-too-damn-brief moment where Mia's back is turned to us in a sort of reverse 3/4 view, wearing a skirt. That one incredible moment, seeing Ms. Malkova's figure outlined, 3/4 view, from behind ... sigh! I've backed that up and re-watched it a hundred times, at least. It's just such a great view, and it's only for the briefest half-second. But if you see it, you'll be a better person, tomorrow, and forever. Because Mia would like that. (I don't actually know that, but all the mathematical models have a consensus towards this interpretation. Mostly.)
We're not even five minutes into this. What follows is a series of the loveliest, HOTTEST lesbian scenes I have ever seen. And y'all know I've seen a lot of them. There's the mutual eye-contact looks, and the sighs, the language barrier, and the playfulness; and there is the all-out pussy eating and tribbing for the rest of us (ALL of us. Come on. You know it.). Even if you're the sort who generally likes to get right down to the "in your face"/genitalia/other-as-may-be (Love you all, no judgement. Instead: Celebration!), I bet you're going to want to watch this all the way through. It is just so lovely. There's another bit, right at the beginning, where Kalina realizes she gets to give Mia a massage, and she has this fan-girl squee moment. You don't need to understand the language to get the meaning!
That's my 2-cents worth!
Love,
Amber
