God doesn't exist

[KyleW]

Neither does Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny.

I can't say for sure about the Tooth Fairy but chances are your parents lied about that bitch too.

 

[CHNOPS]

Neither does Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny.

I can't say for sure about the Tooth Fairy but chances are your parents lied about that bitch too.

Homophobe.

 

[KyleW]

Homophobe.

Racist. You assumed that Santa and the Easter bunny were white. Or else you would have called me out for that too.

 

[CHNOPS]

Hey, what's the difference between the Easter bunny and a cute ferret? A: The Easter Bunny might actually exist.

 

[Tryharder62]

You might have some more evolving to do?

This isn't my cat but they could be twins.

 

[phrodeau]

God is just hiding. The proof is all the people claiming to have found Him.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

When my kid announced that Santa was bullshit my response was, WELL IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE LOOKS LIKE YOU AINT GETTIN SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR, CUZ I AINT GOT NO MONEY, AND NEITHER DOES YOUR MOTHER. So he re-did the math and found his error. There really is a Santa.

 

[Tryharder62]

Santa is another story. A guy gets into my bed every Christmas Eve and tells me I've been a good girl and gives me what I wanted. Don't give me this no Santa stuff.

(I hear the song "If only in my dreams")

 

[islandman]

God is Alanis Morrisette.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I don't believe in Pilgrims. That was such a scam!

 

[Tryharder62]

God is Alanis Morrisette.

I thought God would look older?

 

[Tryharder62]

Psssttt I believe in God. Just sayin'.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Santa Claus is Odin.

 

[RjThoughts]

What if Kyle is da debil, testing everyone's faith

 

[KyleW]

Psssttt I believe in God. Just sayin'.

You're also pro slavery.

 

[CHNOPS]

Santa Claus is Odin.

And the Beastie Boys is illin.

 

[KyleW]

And the Beastie Boys is illin.

You're awful

 

[RjThoughts]

You're awful

Hey! He's gotta fight for the right to PARTY!!!

 

[CHNOPS]

You're awful

I'm having a hard day so I'm taking it out on everyone's brains.

 

[Disgustipated]

Yes he does. This thread proves it, asshole!

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=830686

 

[butters]

it's a mystery, oh it's a mystery...

 

[blackleggings]

it's a mystery, oh it's a mystery...

Good God, look at that av.

 

[IndieSnob]

Don't doubt my existence, fool.

I may have to smite you.

 

[butters]

Good God, look at that av.

it's getting more comments now than when i first used it a few years ago

but thanks

 

[girlsmiley]

I have nothing nice to say about "God doesn't exist"

It's been done to death already.