For Anyone In The UK

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning Wonky, Femme, hope your days are good ones and not a fuckwit to be seen!!

It'll hopefully be a quiet one today.

 

[LucyCanyon]

It'll hopefully be a quiet one today.

It's been a tad quiet in here, clearly far too many people taking work seriously!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It's been a tad quiet in here, clearly far too many people taking work seriously!!

How dare they, right?

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning all, having a bit of a crisis here. Water company fitted new smart meters in the street last week. I discovered yesterday that all the joints in our pipework in the cellar are now dripping water.

 

[ralf3456]

Afternoon All

Seems work is more important than porn...WTF.

End of the world as we know it.

Real life interrupts.

 

[LucyCanyon]

Afternoon All

Seems work is more important than porn...WTF.

End of the world as we know it.

Real life interrupts.

Bad news all round, and a cold day in Dubai to boot. Time to retire and take up porn full time??

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning all, having a bit of a crisis here. Water company fitted new smart meters in the street last week. I discovered yesterday that all the joints in our pipework in the cellar are now dripping water.

Ooh dear Fish! It's time to break the buckets out. I hope it gets sorted ASAP.

Afternoon All

Seems work is more important than porn...WTF.

End of the world as we know it.

Real life interrupts.

You've done it now. You've mentioned porn. My day is now ruined! *Tries to resist.*

 

[numeniusa]

Afternoon all.

So FF has a new swimming pool in his basement? *grabs bikini*

Are you still resisting, Wonky?

And hello to Lucy and Ralf *waves*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Afternoon all.

So FF has a new swimming pool in his basement? *grabs bikini*

Are you still resisting, Wonky?

And hello to Lucy and Ralf *waves*

Um.......er.....ahhh.... I refuse to answer that one.

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Hey Femme. How's it going?

Busy as fuck! A couple of people have made my piss fizz today

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Busy as fuck! A couple of people have made my piss fizz today

Fizzy piss? You know I think you could sell that to a certain group of individuals.

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Fizzy piss? You know I think you could sell that to a certain group of individuals.

Its already being sold under the name of Carling

 

[ralf3456]

Hi Numi/FF

Nice profile pic Numi

I always find a swift kick in the nuts helps get rid of the numpties, FF.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It was nice and warm yesterday but today, I'm flippin' freezing.

Yes, before anyone asks... I do have clothes on... Now.

I'll be back later people, be good!

 

[Tallulah82]

Crypt keeper checking in!

Hope everyone is ok and your perversions haven't got you arrested still

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Crypt keeper checking in!

Hope everyone is ok and your perversions haven't got you arrested still

Well, I haven't been arrested yet. However there's still time.

I do wish you'd stop calling yourself The Crypt Keeper... Its making me hard.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Crypt keeper checking in!

Hope everyone is ok and your perversions haven't got you arrested still

Would you be able to post bail if we did?

 

[Todger65]

Crypt keeper checking in!

Hope everyone is ok and your perversions haven't got you arrested still

She crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.

That could get you arrested

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

She crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.

That could get you arrested

I didn't know this was the baseless lies thread!

 

[Tallulah82]

Well, I haven't been arrested yet. However there's still time.

I do wish you'd stop calling yourself The Crypt Keeper... Its making me hard.

Would you be able to post bail if we did?

She crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.

That could get you arrested

No arrests then? Sigh. You lot are SOOOOOO boring

I prob could bail, I guess it depends how depraved you've been...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

No arrests then? Sigh. You lot are SOOOOOO boring

I prob could bail, I guess it depends how depraved you've been...

It's not to say we've all been boring... I could have been done for indecent exposure but I wasn't caught.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

No arrests then? Sigh. You lot are SOOOOOO boring

I prob could bail, I guess it depends how depraved you've been...

Could you do be depraved with me, so we'll get arrested together?

 

[Tallulah82]

It's not to say we've all been boring... I could have been done for indecent exposure but I wasn't caught.

Your neighbours like the shows you put on, esp that dude across the way

 

[Tallulah82]

Could you do be depraved with me, so we'll get arrested together?

Whuttt??!! How very dare you! I don't do depraved things! I'm a LADY!

(and I'm more a voyeur - I like to watch said depraved things )

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Your neighbours like the shows you put on, esp that dude across the way

Don't remind me! Everytime I open the curtains, there he is waiting! Now I just have a wank first and THEN open the curtains.

*Sneaks up behind Tal and slaps her backside.*