Cocks in the Wild

[crazychemgirl]

Before you guys get all cock strong and dick hard about the idea of posting your (probably inadequate) dicks all over this thread …


This is a thread for dick judging.

Again… not THOSE dicks.

These ones!!!



We are judging the quality, realism, and overall aesthetic of graffiti cocks.

So now your mission … should you choose to accept it… is to GO and SEEK out those wild cocks.

On dumpsters, in bathrooms, on buildings… wherever you find a wild cock …


And we will judge it.

 

[Mrtenant]

Oh good, I was just thinking after all these years, why don't we have a graffiti dick judging thread on Lit and here it is. My prayers have been answered.

I'll give that one ️️️

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Does this count?

 

[Mrtenant]

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is a 2️ … the head is the same size as the shaft … I fr like I’m concerned.

Also the shaft seems leg size … which also seems concerning.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You've definitely seen my cock. Not sure I'm comfortable posting it here tho.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You've definitely seen my cock. Not sure I'm comfortable posting it here tho.

It’s not THAT cock my dear … it’s graffiti cock.

 

[Mrtenant]

This is a 2️ … the head is the same size as the shaft … I fr like I’m concerned.

Also the shaft seems leg size … which also seems concerning.

Yes, but the context is clever, which should give it at least another ️

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, but the context is clever, which should give it at least another ️

I’ll give it a half ️

 

[Mrtenant]

I’ll give it a half ️

Half way in is in. Sold for half a ️!

 

[ydahecnot]

Most esoteric. Thread. Ever.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Most esoteric. Thread. Ever.

I’ve been assaulted by that dick on my morning walk every morning for the past week … I needed to share it with others.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Oof. Now you tell me!

 

[Hollybushes]

Spotted today. Obviously someone got wood.
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[Bbl87]

Before you guys get all cock strong and dick hard about the idea of posting your (probably inadequate) dicks all over this thread …

I feel microagressed against...

 

[hotwords229_A]

This could make for a really good horror movie.
Like The Birds, but with cocks.

 

[Hollybushes]

This could make for a really good horror movie.
Like The Birds, but with cocks.

What a pecker

 

[hotwords229_A]

 

[Apisto42]

I’m standing in a deli actually laughing at this one!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Always practice safe sex

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ribbed for her pleasure

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

Where is this?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Where is this?

don't know it was on a wordpress site but did not say