Firestone tires and good sex

[FlamingoBlue]

How the hell can we expect to drive around on tires that may be defective and not expect it to cause havoc with our emotions? Can't you just sense the anxiety and the impact that its having on our sex lives?

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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why? Are you fucking in a SRV at 65mph?

 

[Never]

Buy American made.. I do and my sex life doesn't have any problems.

Wait.. I don't have a sex life at all.

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[Cheri]

Damn! What the hell else am I going to do in this rolling boat of mine? Go 4 wheeling? I think not, my brush-catcher isn't in yet!

Note: The above is said with the most sarcasm I can muster, since I drive a safe efficient Honda. I may not be able to do a handstand in it but I get 40 miles to the gallon.

 

[Never]

Did anyone understand what Cheri said? I didn't..

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It was perfectly back-flip doppleganger hum along to me.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I personally wouldn't buy an SUV....

but I feel the anxiety of those that do that may be driving on defective tires. Hey folks, I get the jitters just thinking about my tread shreading at high speeds.

Oh, DCL, what's an SRV????
And, I'm not going to be 65. I'm only gonna be 57.


[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 09-06-2000 at 11:03 AM]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I understood perfectly what Cheri said.

She drives a Honda cause she likes to save her money instead of blow it at the gas pump like I do. She may not have the ability to do anything with her car other than drive a lower speeds on a well paved road, but at least she gets 40 mpg.

Right Cheri?

 

[Patryn]

Isn't it SAV...Suburban Assault Vehicle?

 

[Expertise]

I Luv SUV's

I drive (often at high speed) an Explorer with those damn tires, get a whopping 18mpg on a good day and it hasn't affected my sex life a bit.

The adrenaline rush of driving something that may become totaly uncontrollable and end in a rather spectacular fireball increases your lust for life and sex. It certainly doesn't result in a lowered sex drive ... only a lowered life expectancy.

 

[Patryn]

I drive a Neon...please don't get in an accident with me as I have a gorgeous South American to pursue.

 

[Expertise]

Isnt an SRV a sexually repressed vehicle.

Maybe a Golf named Rachel or a Subaru named Crystal

 

[April]

Hey Expertise! Wanna take me for a ride? LOL

 

[FlamingoBlue]

That is why expertise is so wise...

An SRV is certainly repressed. Arise, all of you sexually repressed people driving SUV's and throw off the yoke of sexual repression!!!!!


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[Cheri]

I understood perfectly what Cheri said.

She drives a Honda cause she likes to save her money instead of blow it at the gas pump like I do. She may not have the ability to do anything with her car other than drive a lower speeds on a well paved road, but at least she gets 40 mpg.

Right Cheri?

Damn if you didn't sum up my life in boring detail.
Maybe I should give in to hubby and buy one of those damn things and drive over the next hatch-back Civic I come across...
Never, I have a long standing joke with my gyno (not Olly) about all those 50+ grand SUVs loaded for bear with off-road capabilities...cause you know the closest those yuppies will get to danger in it is when they hit a bit of grass backing out of the garage

 

[April]

Exactly!! If you're gonna drive something with 4 wheel drive, you'd better be prepared to do some off-roading with that bad boy!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

This is almost exactly what I drive (when I illegally take it for a spin around the tank trails), minus the monster skid plate and adding 10 ton winches on both ends. Mine is primered gray tho. I get about 8 mpg on a really good day. SUVs are kinda cool, but nuthin beats some good mud.

by the way, I have no idea what SRV means. Sounds like some car manufacturer trying to be rough, tough and macho. Like with a Kia Sportage *snicker*

http://students.uwsp.edu/jderr664/powerwagon/74power.jpg

Oh gawd, I shouldn't have posted this pic, I can't stop looking at it, I am sooooooo in lust. Needs to get rid of the toolbox and stick in a rollbar... I have a better recessed toolbox in the bed.

[Edited by KillerMuffin on 09-06-2000 at 11:31 AM]

 

[April]

Now THAT'S a four-wheelin', off-roadin', mountain-climbin', piece of fun!

 

[CreamyLady]

Why worry? Replace the damned things with tires that don't fall apart; I'm very happy with the Michelins on Esme.

I love my Honda. All the way to Vegas on less than half a tank.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

But what if....

you can't replace 'em??? Then, what do you do???

blue

 

[CreamyLady]

Put the car on blocks and discover the joys of public transportation or long brisk walks.

Blue, do we have to do all the thinking for you?

 

[Expertise]

Actually isn't an SRV one of those jacked up Honda mini wannabe SUVs.

April I would be more than happy to take you for a drive as long as we could "park" at some point.

*whoa.....highschool flashback*

 

[April]

I think SRV means Sport Recreational Vehicle, as opposed to SUV, which means Sport Utility Vehicle.

Expertise, I always liked parking. Especially in really dark, secluded places!

 

[Patryn]

Flamingo, why on earth wouldn't you be able to replace tires? Provided you have the cash to buy them, which is the only reason I can see why you wouldn't be able to, ask a friend for help or take it to a garage. You ask the dumbest questions sometimes.

 

[Expertise]

The well lighted parking lot of a Burger King wasn't exactly what I had in mind cutie