Even More Random Thoughts

[TongueLust]

It’s nice to have this feeling back again.
Hesitant. Skeptical. All the things.
But nice.

Use your magic.

 

[TongueLust]

Ginger Root.

 

[Bigben030]

How can some people be so stupid?
Are there people who think that of me?
Is this part of that multiple universe theory?
If so is it from their perspective or mine?
My head hurts.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I think I need to get off of here for awhile, take a shower and get things done

 

[TongueLust]

Three possessive people in one space.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Kinda bored, kinda horny. I'm not sure if I'm just horny and bored or if I'm only horny because I'm bored

 

[AmberLGreen]

The working from home thing is pretty decent when you want to have a quick wank right before a 3:00PM meeting. Can't do that at the office.

I’d let you do that in my office

 

[AmberLGreen]

Kinda bored, kinda horny. I'm not sure if I'm just horny and bored or if I'm only horny because I'm bored

When I feel like that I masturbate. It solves the boredom and the horny issue at the same time

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

When I feel like that I masturbate. It solves the boredom and the horny issue at the same time

Good call lol definitely couldn't hurt

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude, I just learned that when Meatloaf sang he’d ‘Do anything for love but wont do that,’ he was singing about mainlining coke into his dick. I am a lot like Meatloaf. I would never do that. Unless skanks were really hot.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Holy hell that'll teach me to swipe their lotion on the way out the door. This shit stinks!!!

 

[TongueLust]

Blood, sweat, and tears is literal for us.

 

[Bigben030]

The working from home thing is pretty decent when you want to have a quick wank right before a 3:00PM meeting. Can't do that at the office.

You can't? Oops.

 

[Mei5ter]

Dogging.
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I just can't wake up today

 

[LikeableMe]

I just can't wake up today

I can’t sleep. Trade you?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I can’t sleep. Trade you?

Deal! Sounds like a win win lol

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude, I have spent my share of time traveling around the US and I can say with confidence that your average Lit skank is just as hot as your typical truck stop Lot Lizard.

 

[Minxee]

Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

 

[Shenanigans90]

How many final notices am I gonna receive for the extended warranty on my vehicle

 

[TongueLust]

I have more respect for Beetlejuice.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is it possible for my head to hurt this much?

ETA: Jake, if you comment anything along the lines of, "Well, you DO have a big head" I'm going to kick your butt.

 

[Jake069258]

Is it possible for my head to hurt this much?

ETA: Jake, if you comment anything along the lines of, "Well, you DO have a big head, I'm going to kick your butt."

I wouldn't say that!!!

But I would say...

That's what happens when you drink margaritas instead of beer!!! Haha.

 

[TongueLust]

He said he knows the smell of it, they are together.

 

[LikeableMe]

I wish I knew where the spare blankets are