VoraciousValue
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Mmmmmmmm, potato. . . . 

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Wouldn’t jerk + cranky = janky?You know how if you're hungry and if makes you angry people say you're 'hangry'? Is there also a thing where if you don't jerk off for a long time and it makes you cranky you get 'jangry'?
Bahahaha love this oneSo Putin's daughter inherited his hair line...
Nope. Not going anywhere.Please tell me you’re not leaving us
WhewNope. Not going anywhere.![]()
If you have to ask you can't afford it
You *bought* your knighthood? That's just low....If you have to ask you can't afford it![]()
No... he can't afford the price for me to tell the storyYou *bought* your knighthood? That's just low....
It used to be commonplace in Britain for people to buy officer commissions. It was actually a handy way to deal with bastard children.You *bought* your knighthood? That's just low....
Uh huh... nice tryNo... he can't afford the price for me to tell the story![]()
Someone else is in need of reading comprehension nowUh huh... nice try![]()
The last place you put them.... duhI wish I knew where the spare blankets are
I just bought another one! It was much easier than searching!The last place you put them.... duh![]()
True story! Until you have a whole closet full of nothing but blanketsI just bought another one! It was much easier than searching!
That may end up happening!True story! Until you have a whole closet full of nothing but blankets![]()
At least you'll be ready for the blanket shortage of 2022That may end up happening!
Do you foresee that in the future? I’m going to make a fortune!At least you'll be ready for the blanket shortage of 2022
I see all with this monocleDo you foresee that in the future? I’m going to make a fortune!