Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

Welp.

Plan Z turned out to be a rocket. Which launches Tusks Giant Turtle to *wait for it*

MARS


That was . . . unexpected.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/a6ad44f96b15b113877029fcbccb31ad/tumblr_nnhowkE5hI1u8qr43o1_500.gif
Not the movie you are watching, but you have this to look forward to!

Oh! Oh! A Flying Saucer has entered the picture.

I think every time Toho screenwriters get writer’s block they bring a UFO into the story!

 

[Endless_Night]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/a6ad44f96b15b113877029fcbccb31ad/tumblr_nnhowkE5hI1u8qr43o1_500.gif
Not the movie you are watching, but you have this to look forward to!

I think every time Toho screenwriters get writer’s block they bring a UFO into the story!

Egad.

What movie is that?!?!?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Egad.

What movie is that?!?!?!

I’m not sure which one, but it is one of the old Gamera movies. One of the more notorious ones (for obvious reasons).

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m not sure which one, but it is one of the old Gamera movies. One of the more notorious ones (for obvious reasons).

Soooo, your sending me out to google "giant tusky turtle spinning on a gymnast bar* all on my own?

How ungentlemanly.


Not to mention that it sounds like a dangerous search. Is there such a thing as turtle porn?

 

[investor2020]

Can't come up with one spinning on a gymnast bar, but did mangage to find "The Bermuda Depths":

https://www.google.com/search?q="Th...ate=ive&vld=cid:0025eaea,vid:cNz5wW4E7Ps,st:0

 

[Endless_Night]

These old PMs.

Kicking my derriere.

Still mad about my kitten videos!

So I took a short break and read some sci-fi. The Ancillary Universe, three 100k+ novels. In a few days.


Still not ready to go back to PMs


Aaaaaand completely burnt out on reading.

 

[Endless_Night]

So, tv.

Marlowe (2022).

I like Liam Neeson, so I was really hoping the myriad of reviews were wrong. Which happens with me more often than not. But -

Nope.

The plot was fine. The visuals, lovely. The casting - not wonderful. Neeson is usually great in anything, but he's not Marlowe. There is zero chemistry between he and Diane Kruger. Few, if any, of the characters are well developed. The whole thing was just rather flat.

Raymond Chandler would be sad.

 

[Endless_Night]

Can't come up with one spinning on a gymnast bar, but did mangage to find "The Bermuda Depths":

https://www.google.com/search?q="The+Bermuda+Depths"&rlz=1C1UEAD_enUS972US972&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0025eaea,vid:cNz5wW4E7Ps,st:0

Wow. I looked up The Bermuda Depths (1978).

Because of course I did.

That is quite the involved synopsis on Wiki. I like that it's an American/Japanese collaboration. Rather hopeful of old style kaiju-esque. Looks worth a watch. Even if there is no giant gymnast turtle.

I will say though, their turtle lacks the requisite upside down tusks.


I feel this was an oversight.

 

[Endless_Night]

Not to mention that it sounds like a dangerous search. Is there such a thing as turtle porn?

I notice no-one has answered this question.

Do I want it answered? Probably not.

. . . . . . .

I'm sensing impending nightmares.

*clutches blanket*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Can't come up with one spinning on a gymnast bar, but did mangage to find "The Bermuda Depths":

https://www.google.com/search?q="The+Bermuda+Depths"&rlz=1C1UEAD_enUS972US972&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0025eaea,vid:cNz5wW4E7Ps,st:0

Wow! From Rocky to . . . this. Carl Weathers had quite a career!
On the other hand, those two actors gave that scene everything they had, if only the effects people had.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I notice no-one has answered this question.

Do I want it answered? Probably not.

. . . . . . .

I'm sensing impending nightmares.

*clutches blanket*

The answer is simple. Rule 34.

 

[Endless_Night]

The answer is simple. Rule 34.

That answer is . . . not the one I was looking for.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That answer is . . . not the one I was looking for.

I know. I couldn’t resist.

 

[Endless_Night]

I know. I couldn’t resist.

What is this meanness?!?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

To answer your question, there is undoubtedly turtle porn. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles alone probably have several porn sub-categories!

 

[Endless_Night]

To answer your question, there is undoubtedly turtle porn. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles alone probably have several porn sub-categories!

Oh, Jesus.


I should have quit while I was ahead.

Omg.

 

[hotwords229_A]

See, I was being nice before.

 

[Endless_Night]

See, I was being nice before.

I see that now.

WHEN IT'S TOO LATE


I may never sleep again.

*clutches blanket*


Blankets repel turtles, right?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Turtle repeling blanket.



(Safe to click).

 

[hotwords229_A]

Blankets repel turtles, right?

Kind of.

(Safe to click).

Hmmm. Link not working. Trust me, it was funny.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmm. Link not working. Trust me, it was funny.

I am going to have to demand you send me a working link.

I NEED TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT

 

[hotwords229_A]

I am going to have to demand you send me a working link.

I NEED TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT

Fixed it. See original post.

 

[Endless_Night]

Fixed it. See original post.

That was . . . not what I was expecting.

Who am I kidding. I have no idea what I was expecting.

But I did laugh.

*pulls blanket over head*

 

[Endless_Night]

Welp. No turtle porn dreams. *wipes brow*

I did, however, stay up reading until 2am, afraid to go to sleep. Fortunately my only dreams were of turkey and dressing.

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Today's dilemma. Should I go up on squat weights? Will I be able to walk tomorrow if I do?

#sooutofshape