Random Thought Experiment

[hotwords229_A]

If @Apisto42 and @hotwords229_A were engaged in hotboy anal, would that make them a single unit? If so, I am buying that

Terrible purchase. You could have just jumped in between for free!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'd buy and unlimited amount of plane tickets ...

Not going to work.
You can only buy one item, so with a plane ticket you'd only get one traveling that single direction.
Maybe if the return flight is bundled with the original flight you might get both, but you can't just buy them in a pack.
If anything you might have bought all the seats on the single flight to whatever destination.
Congrats on having a plane to yourself for one trip.

The way this Magic Gift Card works, you'd probably be better off renting a private jet.