Eeek, the wrong pussy is bald!!

[shyybabe]

Here's a morning chuckle for you. Yes, another stupid human trick.

Although I love my two kitties dearly, they are usually a major pain in the butt when you try to sneak a few minutes peace and quiet.

Yesterday being a childless Saturday, I figured I was safe to catch up on a few personal hygiene things I had been putting off this week. I got a new bikini hair remover, new and improved fresh scent I should add. Since it was nice and sunny in the bedroom thought I would try it lying down on the bed instead of in the bathroom as usual.

Well it works great. Smells real nice instead of the usual burning hair smell. I spread the towel on the bed, put the cream on the intended target, put the tunes on the CD player and laid back to quietly enjoy a calm Saturday morning.

No such luck. I hear the stomping of little kitty feet running down the hall and before I can open my mouth to holler at the little devil, she had jumped up on the bed searching for the new smell and took a running summersault into me. Yep, smack dab in the middle of that fruit scented spot. Her head rubs it, I yell but before I could catch her she's running up the hall and hiding behind the piano. Looking at her now in the light, she's got a brand new look going.

Next time I'll close the damn door.

 

[OldAllisWD45]

LOL Our two cats are trouble at times too. Nothing like being in the middle of a great O and feeling a pair of kitty cat eyes staring at you. Or the touch of w cold wet nose on the ass

 

[Amoreena]

I laughed so hard reading this. I have three cats and I can safely say that not a minute goes by when something doesn't happen that requires my getting involved with them.

The times when I hear no noise, no yowling, no tiny claws clicking on the floor...that's when I begin to worry.

Morning, all.

 

[Andreina]

friends of my parents have a male persian cat (the really expensive ones) and he was supposed to mate with another female persian. unfortunately a day before the hot session he escaped from their flat and they found him a few hours later covered in goo and his hair stuck together... it turned out he played a scrapyard and craweled into an old car-oilcan. well, they took him to the vet and he had to be shaved - totally. there was no rescue whatsoever for his lovely hair.

2 days later when they brought the other cat for the mating session around he was so ashamed of himself he refused to come out of his little cathouse he stayed in the cathouse for 10 days and only came out to use the litter box

Halo

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

YAY served the cat right...

dogs are better

 

[Caressa]

OMG! That's so hysterical!

Something I fully expect my kitty to do. She's already such a goofball...hasn't figured out to run...instead she gallops around my apartment. Also, she doesn't jump like most cats...she kind of levitates...like in "the Matrix".

that's why I always shut the door when I want some...umm...private time...cause goodness knows what kind of help she'll want to give me.

 

[unclej]

this thread reminded me of one of the funniest things that ever happened to me in bed...i was in a kneeling position with my hands under the ass of the lady i was with for the evening when her schnauzer jumped up on the bed and cold nosed me right in the ass..i jumped forward sinking to the hilt and my lady yelled "oh, yes, like that..harder, harder". i started laughing so hard i lost my hard and, of course, she thought i'd lost my mind and that made it even funnier...took a dozen roses and a home cooked meal to get out of that dog house....

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makin' ripples

 

[Alley Cat]

I know the feeling....The kitty eye staring at you... heh
The worst is when my SO would tie me up and leave me there for a bit, and one of my 4 cat would hop on the bed and start sniffing my face. It tickled so bad, I would end up screaming... I remember the first time that my SO came in the room, he just sat there and laughed...

 

[navarre]

My two are much better behaved.
When it's time for "fun and games" they know it's time to get out of the bed. They just lay on the floor.