Education For Men!

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Education For Men!

Excuse me...but when I posted on YOUR thread...I did not hijack it. Please do not hijack mine. Thank you.

My apologies I didn,t realise it was a rant and thought you would have welcomed answers, my apologies my lady

 

[dragonhearted]

My apologies I didn,t realise it was a rant and thought you would have welcomed answers, my apologies my lady

If you read my original post, I asked for additions to the list for the education of men...along the SAME vein! NOT to promote YOUR antiquated way of thinking. Your post was not a rant, but rather a very subtle way of making fun of my list. Did I make fun of yours????

 

[starkpic]

If you read my original post, I asked for additions to the list for the education of men...along the SAME vein! NOT to promote YOUR antiquated way of thinking. Your post was not a rant, but rather a very subtle way of making fun of my list. Did I make fun of yours????

Good mi'lady! The External Genitalman, Bachlum needs to be kept in his place

Perhaps not in whole but I have some agreement with your list Mi'lady (whereas I have nothin' in common with the blackguard, Bachlum).
I agree about scrubbin' the lady well in the tub, mi'lady.

Extra points you may wish to include, in order to help your thread and give it added merit are:

48. Do not buy, or otherwise obtain, any vehicle over 1000ccs, (that is 1 litre, you understand, ladies), in which you woman is allowed to drive, for reasons of safety due to the female's low concentration limits.
69. By all means, allow her to go shopping on her own, but do not confuse her by giving her access to unlimited funds.
73. Women enjoy complaining so do not spoil their lives by being too concerned about upsetting them.
(that brings me neatly on to the next point, below...)
79. Women despise 'yes' men, so remember, men, 'tis they who should be in obeyance, not thee.

Dear Dragonhearted once again, I thank for this worthy thread and trust my contribution will gain me your respect.

 

[dragonhearted]

48. Do not buy, or otherwise obtain, any vehicle over 1000ccs, (that is 1 litre, you understand, ladies), in which you woman is allowed to drive, for reasons of safety due to the female's low concentration limits.
69. By all means, allow her to go shopping on her own, but do not confuse her by giving her access to unlimited funds.
73. Women enjoy complaining so do not spoil their lives by being too concerned about upsetting them.
(that brings me neatly on to the next point, below...)
79. Women despise 'yes' men, so remember, men, 'tis they who should be in obeyance, not thee.

Dear Dragonhearted once again, I thank for this worthy thread and trust my contribution will gain me your respect.

*ahem* low concentration limits? hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Do you insinuate that I am not capable of driving my 1996 Mercury Sable V-6?

Do not confuse her by giving access to unlimited funds? rotfl.....
I do not GET confused---I make a LIST.

As for "enjoying complaining" that is SO not true. There just happens to be alot of things that fall short of our expectations!

Obeyance??? I beg your pardon? I grew up obeying my PARENTS. My man is NOT my parent. If I do anything for my man, it is because I LOVE him, not because I OWE him anything (or out of some perverted sense of "obeyance")

Your gentlemanly manners do not cover up your little slings and arrows. Please do not insult the intelligence of my readers, nor of myself. Thank you.

 

[bashfull]

Howdy, ma'am.

Just read your rules and agree to abide. One note, however...

...If it appears that we always want sex, it is only b/c the lady we are with is so appealing and alluring. Your charms are irresistable.


BTW~have you seen the Romance vs. Raunch thread? There was some discussion pertaining to rules men should follow on there...and why men are not always prone to do so.

And now I shall excuse myself.



Bash

 

[starkpic]

*ahem* low concentration limits? hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Do you insinuate that I am not capable of driving my 1996 Mercury Sable V-6?

Do not confuse her by giving access to unlimited funds? rotfl.....
I do not GET confused---I make a LIST.

As for "enjoying complaining" that is SO not true. There just happens to be alot of things that fall short of our expectations!

Obeyance??? I beg your pardon? I grew up obeying my PARENTS. My man is NOT my parent. If I do anything for my man, it is because I LOVE him, not because I OWE him anything (or out of some perverted sense of "obeyance")

Your gentlemanly manners do not cover up your little slings and arrows. Please do not insult the intelligence of my readers, nor of myself. Thank you.

Shush, woman! Can't you see I'm busy boilin' this egg!

 

[USAGOLD]

Re: Re: Education For Men!

Good mi'lady! The External Genitalman, Bachlum needs to be kept in his place

Perhaps not in whole but I have some agreement with your list Mi'lady (whereas I have nothin' in common with the blackguard, Bachlum).
I agree about scrubbin' the lady well in the tub, mi'lady.

Extra points you may wish to include, in order to help your thread and give it added merit are:

48. Do not buy, or otherwise obtain, any vehicle over 1000ccs, (that is 1 litre, you understand, ladies), in which you woman is allowed to drive, for reasons of safety due to the female's low concentration limits.
69. By all means, allow her to go shopping on her own, but do not confuse her by giving her access to unlimited funds.
73. Women enjoy complaining so do not spoil their lives by being too concerned about upsetting them.
(that brings me neatly on to the next point, below...)
79. Women despise 'yes' men, so remember, men, 'tis they who should be in obeyance, not thee.

Dear Dragonhearted once again, I thank for this worthy thread and trust my contribution will gain me your respect.

Excause me i drive a 1991 grandpix where do u get off that a woman has low concentration limits, Most men in my state are the ones that have the most accidents cause they cant keep there eyes on the road they are looking at the woman walking down the street, I happen to be a 100% woman u best get your head out of your ass and look around i know alot of woman that drive 18 wheelers SO Grow up... Gold

 

[starkpic]

I have to say, Dragonhearted and USA Gold, you ladies are beginning to win me over with your spirited replies.
Your calm logic coupled with such cheering courtesy is indeed a joy to read.
The truth is that you have dislodged my image and I have to admit to being a charlatan.
My doctor is female, my dentist is female, my physiotherapist too and, when I needed a counsellor, I specifically asked for a female and she remains a good friend.
My closest friends, confidantes, are females, one is married to my only close male friend whilst another lady is gay and another is a widow in her 70s. All together they are the best advisors and supporters a man could wish for and thus I count myself very fortunate to have them as my friends.

 

[dragonhearted]

Re: Howdy, ma'am.

Just read your rules and agree to abide. One note, however...

...If it appears that we always want sex, it is only b/c the lady we are with is so appealing and alluring. Your charms are irresistable.


BTW~have you seen the Romance vs. Raunch thread? There was some discussion pertaining to rules men should follow on there...and why men are not always prone to do so.

And now I shall excuse myself.



Bash

You are too sweet!....and I do agree with you! I have the same problem where I always appear to want sex My b/f and I are WELL matched

 

[dragonhearted]

Re: Re: Education For Men!

Shush, woman! Can't you see I'm busy boilin' this egg!

You AND your egg can go back to the hole you came out of!

 

[dragonhearted]

I have to say, Dragonhearted and USA Gold, you ladies are beginning to win me over with your spirited replies.
Your calm logic coupled with such cheering courtesy is indeed a joy to read.
The truth is that you have dislodged my image and I have to admit to being a charlatan.
My doctor is female, my dentist is female, my physiotherapist too and, when I needed a counsellor, I specifically asked for a female and she remains a good friend.
My closest friends, confidantes, are females, one is married to my only close male friend whilst another lady is gay and another is a widow in her 70s. All together they are the best advisors and supporters a man could wish for and thus I count myself very fortunate to have them as my friends.

that does not seem to impede your desire to undermine the intelligence of the females here! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........

 

[starkpic]

that does not seem to impede your desire to undermine the intelligence of the females here! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........

Dear Madame Dragonhearted It is done only so I may appreciate your beauty enhanced by your commanding spirit which is so erotic in its broadcast.
Pray, sweet lady, with the small talk now completed, may I be of assistance to you in your bathing?

 

[USAGOLD]

Dear Madame Dragonhearted It is done only so I may appreciate your beauty enhanced by your commanding spirit which is so erotic in its broadcast.
Pray, sweet lady, with the small talk now completed, may I be of assistance to you in your bathing?

Damn Dragon how the hell do u do it having men ask if they can help u bath, i have never had an offer like that before

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Damn Dragon how the hell do u do it having men ask if they can help u bath, i have never had an offer like that before

Then my lady as a gentleman I would be honoured to help out in any capacity you desire
your servant Bachlum Chaam

 

[USAGOLD]

Then my lady as a gentleman I would be honoured to help out in any capacity you desire
your servant Bachlum Chaam

well now i am honoured

 

[dragonhearted]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Dear Madame Dragonhearted It is done only so I may appreciate your beauty enhanced by your commanding spirit which is so erotic in its broadcast.
Pray, sweet lady, with the small talk now completed, may I be of assistance to you in your bathing?

What I write is hardly "small talk"...Perhaps I should give you my number so you can listen for yourself?

I would need to know you better before allowing you to see me skyclad.

 

[starkpic]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

What I write is hardly "small talk"...Perhaps I should give you my number so you can listen for yourself?

I would need to know you better before allowing you to see me skyclad.

No you would not!
I would not know you 'better', dear lady Dragonhearted unless you were 'skyclad'! There is no better way of knowing a lady than when she is skyclad, in my, far from humble, opinion.
I also believe such decisions on 'cladding' are best left to me, in this case.

 

[~Dream~]

wow you go girl!! whoo hoo and may I say that i am soo happy I know Stark and bashful , 2 dear gentleman friends..also I might add that as Dracoa always does with me..take time for lots of CUDDLING and just talkin to each other,open and honest communication leads a long ways.....great thread..

 

[Arden]

Re: Re: Education For Men!

48. Do not buy, or otherwise obtain, any vehicle over 1000ccs, (that is 1 litre, you understand, ladies), in which you woman is allowed to drive, for reasons of safety due to the female's low concentration limits.

*Shakes her head in amazement* Good lord, starkpic! You should know better than to mess with today's women!

I am very much a refined, educated woman. I enjoy serving a man that has EARNED that priveledge. I also worked for a Ford dealership for five years in sales, selling new cars and trucks. There is little in life that is as much fun as driving a Ford F350 crew cab 4x4, longbed, manual transmission, 7.3-litre Powerstroke V8 diesel down the freeway in a smart business suit, stockings and heels!

You can keep your 1 litre engine, lol.

I prefer my engines, and my men with a lot of horsepower and torque!

 

[SuperShyGuy]

1)Men should treat ALL women like ladies, not just the ones they wanna charm into bed
Hey if you are nice to me, I'll be nice to you!

2)Men should provide services that women need. Such services include: bubble baths with a thorough sponging, also washing her hair....rubbing lotion on her body...massaging all the places that ache...brushing out her wet hair....then caring for her feet. (and do it all without any thought to getting sexual compensation)
Any person who could rub lotion into their partners' body and not get horny is obviosly mentally deficient. However, if you promise me we get to cuddle afterwards, I'll try and contain my horniness.

3)Men should help with the housework when and whereever possible, afterall, you live there too! And she is NOT your slave!
I do my laundry and I dust. Plus I can cook. Is that okay?

4)Men should be faithful to their longterm partner/wife. If they are not, then they have no right to complain if she is not faithful.
Well, yeah.

5)Men should be loving to their ladies, otherwise they cannot expect their ladies to want to make love to them. Making sexual demands on them at awkward times serves to make them uncomfortable, not flattered. They won't always SAY anything cuz they love you too much. So have some consideration!
Makes good sense.

6)Men should be proud to be seen with their ladies in public. That said, they should walk with them arm in arm or hand in hand, as lovers should....as partners should.
Again, good sense.

7)Men should make a simple breakfast in bed for their ladies once or twice a week....letting her know how special she is and how much they appreciate all the efforts she makes.
I'll tell you what. You bring me breakfast in bed and I'll do it back. But I promise, once in a while you are fully entitled to wake up to a plate of french toast.

 

[bashfull]

Re: Re: Howdy, ma'am.

You are too sweet!....and I do agree with you! I have the same problem where I always appear to want sex My b/f and I are WELL matched

Darlin, I am only sweet on you. (blush). And constant arousal speaks not of the the one aroused but of the company one keeps.




Bash

 

[bashfull]

wow you go girl!! whoo hoo and may I say that i am soo happy I know Stark and bashful , 2 dear gentleman friends..also I might add that as Dracoa always does with me..take time for lots of CUDDLING and just talkin to each other,open and honest communication leads a long ways.....great thread..

Thank you, ma'am.




Bash

 

[USAGOLD]

Thank you, ma'am.




Bash

Does anybody here know about Cat Scratch Fever the doctors think i have it I would like to know moer information on it thanks Gold

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Does anybody here know about Cat Scratch Fever the doctors think i have it I would like to know moer information on it thanks Gold

I sent you a PM my lady
Bachlum Chaam

 

[starkpic]

Re: Re: Re: Education For Men!

*Shakes her head in amazement* Good lord, starkpic! You should know better than to mess with today's women!

I am very much a refined, educated woman. I enjoy serving a man that has EARNED that priveledge. I also worked for a Ford dealership for five years in sales, selling new cars and trucks. There is little in life that is as much fun as driving a Ford F350 crew cab 4x4, longbed, manual transmission, 7.3-litre Powerstroke V8 diesel down the freeway in a smart business suit, stockings and heels!

You can keep your 1 litre engine, lol.

I prefer my engines, and my men with a lot of horsepower and torque!

Yes, Mi'lady Arden! Forget what I said before; come over asap, with the truck, stockings and heels; forget the suit!
Now we're findin' the real women of LIT!