Education For Men!

dragonhearted

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1)Men should treat ALL women like ladies, not just the ones they wanna charm into bed

2)Men should provide services that women need. Such services include: bubble baths with a thorough sponging, also washing her hair....rubbing lotion on her body...massaging all the places that ache...brushing out her wet hair....then caring for her feet. (and do it all without any thought to getting sexual compensation)

3)Men should help with the housework when and whereever possible, afterall, you live there too! And she is NOT your slave!

4)Men should be faithful to their longterm partner/wife. If they are not, then they have no right to complain if she is not faithful.

5)Men should be loving to their ladies, otherwise they cannot expect their ladies to want to make love to them. Making sexual demands on them at awkward times serves to make them uncomfortable, not flattered. They won't always SAY anything cuz they love you too much. So have some consideration!

6)Men should be proud to be seen with their ladies in public. That said, they should walk with them arm in arm or hand in hand, as lovers should....as partners should.

7)Men should make a simple breakfast in bed for their ladies once or twice a week....letting her know how special she is and how much they appreciate all the efforts she makes.


Bach...put THAT in your pipe and smoke it! :devil:
 
I like it. The difference between you and Bach is, of course, that you're not kidding. These are good rules men, so listen up! We all know 'Education for Women' was a joke, right? But this is a good way to hold on to a lady.

Thanks for the education, dragonhearted.
 
ChemE_student said:
I like it. The difference between you and Bach is, of course, that you're not kidding. These are good rules men, so listen up! We all know 'Education for Women' was a joke, right? But this is a good way to hold on to a lady.

Thanks for the education, dragonhearted.

Yes Ma'am....;)
 
can i add this one or two dragonhearted?

8.) As a woman, i do get sick and i do need downtime.

9.) As a woman, i do need held and cuddled without it being sexual in nature.

10.) As a woman, i do need equal time with you, minus the sports, buddies, and tv.
 
Native Alien said:
can i add this one or two dragonhearted?

8.) As a woman, i do get sick and i do need downtime.

9.) As a woman, i do need to be held and cuddled without it being sexual in nature.

10.) As a woman, i do need equal time with you, minus the sports, buddies, and tv.

Very appropriate additions! :kiss:
 
I naturally follow those rules. Minus the one's I can't do sometimes like the breakfast in bed. But for the most part women are human too and have needs that must be met for both people to be happy.
 
fuzion said:
I naturally follow those rules. Minus the one's I can't do sometimes like the breakfast in bed. But for the most part women are human too and have needs that must be met for both people to be happy.


Um? where do you live? :D
 
fuzion said:
I naturally follow those rules. Minus the one's I can't do sometimes like the breakfast in bed. But for the most part women are human too and have needs that must be met for both people to be happy.

Great minds think alike Fuzion...

Brian
 
sueanninct said:
Sweet! Any chance we can get Congress to pass a law?:D

I dont think the President would sign it though good try we would have to have a Female President in order to have it passed Sue
 
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

USAGOLD said:
I dont think the President would sign it though good try we would have to have a Female President in order to have it passed Sue



Maybe I should run for President? :D
 
Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

dragonhearted said:
Maybe I should run for President? :D

Can I be Chief of Staff at the White House? I'll be in charge of handling all the male secretaries.:D
 
dragonhearted said:
In that case what you have written in "Location" IS quite accurate! ~sigh~

*nods* That's why I put it there. I feel like I'm at the end of the earth sometimes down here. Too far from anybody and anything.

p.s. thank god for BlueDaisy and the Litogether. it's only 1-1/2 hours away from me. I'm going to try my best to be there.
 
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sueanninct said:
Can I be Chief of Staff at the White House? I'll be in charge of handling all the male secretaries.:D

Can i be your chamber maid
 
dragonhearted said:
1)Men should treat ALL women like ladies, not just the ones they wanna charm into bed

2)Men should provide services that women need. Such services include: bubble baths with a thorough sponging, also washing her hair....rubbing lotion on her body...massaging all the places that ache...brushing out her wet hair....then caring for her feet. (and do it all without any thought to getting sexual compensation)

3)Men should help with the housework when and whereever possible, afterall, you live there too! And she is NOT your slave!

4)Men should be faithful to their longterm partner/wife. If they are not, then they have no right to complain if she is not faithful.

5)Men should be loving to their ladies, otherwise they cannot expect their ladies to want to make love to them. Making sexual demands on them at awkward times serves to make them uncomfortable, not flattered. They won't always SAY anything cuz they love you too much. So have some consideration!

6)Men should be proud to be seen with their ladies in public. That said, they should walk with them arm in arm or hand in hand, as lovers should....as partners should.

7)Men should make a simple breakfast in bed for their ladies once or twice a week....letting her know how special she is and how much they appreciate all the efforts she makes.


Bach...put THAT in your pipe and smoke it! :devil:


I stand and applaud you...... ;)
 
dragonhearted said:
1)Men should treat ALL women like ladies, not just the ones they wanna charm into bed

2)Men should provide services that women need. Such services include: bubble baths with a thorough sponging, also washing her hair....rubbing lotion on her body...massaging all the places that ache...brushing out her wet hair....then caring for her feet. (and do it all without any thought to getting sexual compensation)

3)Men should help with the housework when and whereever possible, afterall, you live there too! And she is NOT your slave!

4)Men should be faithful to their longterm partner/wife. If they are not, then they have no right to complain if she is not faithful.

5)Men should be loving to their ladies, otherwise they cannot expect their ladies to want to make love to them. Making sexual demands on them at awkward times serves to make them uncomfortable, not flattered. They won't always SAY anything cuz they love you too much. So have some consideration!

6)Men should be proud to be seen with their ladies in public. That said, they should walk with them arm in arm or hand in hand, as lovers should....as partners should.

7)Men should make a simple breakfast in bed for their ladies once or twice a week....letting her know how special she is and how much they appreciate all the efforts she makes.


Bach...put THAT in your pipe and smoke it! :devil:


My lady Dragonhearted thank you for enlightening us your impressively written missive,so mayhap I shall answer each point


1) Yes I agree men should treat all ladies the same,As only just below men in equality

2)Providing the good ladies with services? Obviousy ludicrous because you would be busy servicing your man

3)helping with the housework. Why we don,t create the mess

4)Faithfullness, Agreed after all I am a man of honour and a gentleman

5)Consideration. Obviously the lady would do as her husband asked

6)walking with the lady. Only if the gentleman has arm long to reach that far back

7)Breakfast in bed. How can he as she is up doing his breakfast.


My lady hopefully I have answered to your satisfaction and in the same way as it was meant
your servant Bachlum Chaam
 
woooohooooo Dragonhearted....you go girl!!!!!


what she said with bells on...lol
 
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Bachlum Chaam said:
My lady Dragonhearted thank you for enlightening us your impressively written missive,so mayhap I shall answer each point


1) Yes I agree men should treat all ladies the same,As only just below men in equality

2)Providing the good ladies with services? Obviousy ludicrous because you would be busy servicing your man

3)helping with the housework. Why we don,t create the mess

4)Faithfullness, Agreed after all I am a man of honour and a gentleman

5)Consideration. Obviously the lady would do as her husband asked

6)walking with the lady. Only if the gentleman has arm long to reach that far back

7)Breakfast in bed. How can he as she is up doing his breakfast.


My lady hopefully I have answered to your satisfaction and in the same way as it was meant
your servant Bachlum Chaam


Excuse me...but when I posted on YOUR thread...I did not hijack it. Please do not hijack mine. Thank you.
 
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