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[yellow_rose71]

Orson Wells didn't enjoy being wet.

That is an odd fact, but okay.

 

[Stillstiff]

I like odd facts, I'm a trivia champion.

Waiting to see you on Jeopardy.

 

[Learin]

Waiting to see you in Leopard skin.

Can I watch too?

 

[Stillstiff]

Can I try on one, too?

I think you would look good in a Leopard skin.

 

[TwoShades]

Can I watch too?

This place needs an animal print thread, I think.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I need some animal print threads, I think.

It takes swag to get away with tiger stripes, but I'm sure you could do it.

 

[MausAss]

It takes a good knife to cut a tiger to stripes, but I'm sure you could do it.

Maybe he could, but I don't think he should, as it would ruin the skin.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Maybe I've got wood, but I don't think I should unload it on you, as it would ruin your skin.

thank god for small mercies.

 

[BreezySnow]

thank god for MausAss

Yeah, I think he is a pretty great guy also!

 

[MausAss]

Yeah, I think he is a pretty guy also!

I like the word handsome better, but I'll take pretty. You're pretty too.

 

[Learin]

I look handsome eating butter, but I'll look pretty in almost everything.

Maybe you need a gown or two to complete the picture...

 

[MausAss]

Maybe you need to grow a pair to complete the picture...

Don't make me throw a hissy fit, to prove my manliness.

 

[Learin]

Don't make me throw a dizzy fit, to prove my manliness.

Don't worry, I'll be there to catch you.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Don't worry, I'll be a slave to you.

I promise to treat you well.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I promise to treat you to dinner.

Thank you. I accept.

 

[MausAss]

Fuck you. I reject.

I thought the offer sounded pretty sweet. Would you prefer a yellow rose instead?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I thought the offer sounded pretty sweet. Would you prefer dessert instead?

Yes, something with cream and syrup please.

 

[MausAss]

Yes, I want creampie and syrup please.

I don't have any syrup, but I am willing to help you with the creampie.

 

[Learin]

I'm not a sinner, but I am willing to help you with the husband.

That guy is hot. You distract him while I cop a feel from behind.

 

[MausAss]

That is hot, but you distract me when you cop a feel from behind.

Sorry about that, I just couldn't help myself.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry about that baby, I just hit the wrong hole.

We've all done that before, but you just need to apologize and keep stroking.

 

[MausAss]

I do that all the time, you just need to apologize and then try again.

Eh, is that really good advice?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Eh, does that really feel that good?

I thought it was kinky, but upon reflection, am sort of ashamed I liked it that much....

 

[yellow_rose71]

I thought it was kinky, but upon reflection, am sort of ashamed I liked having sex while wearing an evening gown

I wish you were wearing the matching shoes.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I wish you were wearing restraints and ball gag.

I usually am the one putting restraints on someone else, but I'm game to give it a try.