You absolute...

[_SallySparrow_]

You absolute poop scoop

 

[GraiceeGirl]

You absolute burner phone.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute missing window pane.

 

[Taegul]

You absolute 1986 Chicken McNugget I just found in my couch.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute caution sign with no instructions on what you should be cautioned about.

 

[Unquoted]

You absolute 3 watt bulb.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute artificial chocolate bar.

 

[F3x0r]

You absolute Fuck knuckle