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[Callmetim]

Thanks, ripping asshats a new one is one of my specialties.

I'm glad that I misplaced my ass hat.

 

[Kat73]

May I use your ass as a hat?

If you think you can handle it!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

If you push in deeper, I think I can handle it!

That's what I like about you - you always want to try and take more.

 

[Callmetim]

That's what I hate about you - you always want to try and make more.

I really, REALLY like pancakes. Is that a crime?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I really, REALLY like French cuffs. Is that a crime?

No, I like the variety of cufflinks you wear.

 

[Callmetim]

No, I like the variety of shirts I wear.

That shirt and their contents may end up creating quite a stir, but I can definitely see myself inside them.

 

[yellow_rose71]

That shirt may end up being a little small, but I can definitely see myself inside it.

Well, that's a brave thing to admit.

 

[Callmetim]

Well, that's a brave thing to try.

Agreed, there seems to be little room for ... error.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Agreed, there seems to be little I do that pleases people.

You are too hard on yourself. You'll make friends when once you start buying drinks for everyone.

 

[SunDevilGirl]

You are too hard. It's MY turn to be the big spoon.

Yes, please take turns!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Yes, please turn me over!

My, aren't you the little nymphette - I barely know you!

 

[Stillstiff]

My, aren't you the little nymphette - I want to get to know you!

I think I agree with him.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I think I agree with you PMing him.

Thanks bud....that was nice of you....

 

[Learin]

Thanks for the bud....that was nice of you....

I've heard that the best way to a guy's heart is through his stomach...

 

[Stillstiff]

I've heard that the best way to a guy's heart is through his stomach...so I have to learn how to cook.

I prefer to look into her eyes.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I prefer to look into her refrigerator.

Typical guy...you make us all look bad when you raid fridges like that....

 

[yellow_rose71]

Hey Yogi...you make us all look bad when you raid pic-a-nic baskets.

A bear has to do what a bear has to do.

 

[Stillstiff]

I can get bare if I have to.

That would be lovely.

 

[MausAss]

That would be yabba dabba doo!

Yabba dabba doo!

 

[Callmetim]

Yabba dabba doo!

How about yabba dabba ... don't.

 

[MausAss]

How about yabba dabba ... doo.

I just did that, but it's a fun thing to say.

*pew pew*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I just did that, but another fart's on the way.

Maus, man, can you at least crack a window...

 

[Stillstiff]

Maus, man, can you at least make sure you don't bend over! We don't want to see the plumber's crack!...

Covering my eyes.

 

[Learin]

Covering my privates.

Damn! Well, that's disappointing.

 

[MausAss]

Damn well, so disappointing that it's not wet.

Wells are supposed to be wet.