You absolute...

[ChloeOfCascadia]

You absolute no-show!

 

[Taegul]

You absolute final season of Game of Thrones.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You absolute soggy chip

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute crippling indecision.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute overly sensitive HR representative.

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute unknown sticky substance on the bottom of my shoe

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute unknown sticky substance on the bottom of my show

Which show?
Sex and the City?
Kardashians?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Which show?
Sex and the City?
Kardashians?

Just f**k off.
Also, edited

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute budgie smuggler

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute wet blanket

 

[NorthernCardinal]

You absolute trouser trombone

 

[Blade409]

You absolute nincompoop!

 

[Blade409]

You absolute cowardly, metal, armed, straw, hat, wearing mouth, breathing smoke show… Why can’t I quit you?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute Highlander III

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute corkscrew.

 

[NudieUser]

You absolute bottleneck

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute broken mirror

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute tyop!

 

[Kat90xx]

You absolute bruised banana