You absolute...

EctoJohn · Sep 12, 2026

You absolute shampoo masquerading as pudding.

Taegul · Sunday at 7:30 AM

You absolute sleeping pill.

EctoJohn · Sunday at 7:31 AM

You absolute nail in the grass.

PandaLover00 · Sunday at 7:32 AM

You Absolute Metric unit of measurement!

EctoJohn · Sunday at 8:30 AM

You absolute V8 Engine in a canoe.

barefootgirl69 · Sunday at 8:35 AM

You absolute dead battery

Unquoted · Sunday at 9:59 AM

You absolute stopped clock.

EctoJohn · Sunday at 11:26 AM

You absolute measure of miles in Europe.

Maveryk · Tuesday at 11:18 PM

You absolute stick of unsalted butter.

Zumbamami_69 · 2026-09-18T03:22:51+0100

You absolute burr in everyone's saddle.

EctoJohn · 2026-09-18T04:23:01+0100

You absolute low grade egg salad.

barefootgirl69 · 2026-09-18T08:33:52+0100

You absolute banjo

Orwellian69 · 2026-09-18T08:47:26+0100

You absolute Cold/chest infection/whatever that simply refuses to die

EctoJohn · 2026-09-18T09:03:20+0100

You absolute low dice roll.