You absolute...

[cdstefi]

You absolute smegma-ferret

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute doorbell

 

[Rodlicker57]

You absolute door mat

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute sieve

 

[Taegul]

You absolute Cheeto dust.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute sticky keyboard

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute perineum

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute tennis elbow

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute burnt Yorkshire pudding

 

[spawnofdavey]

You absolute burnt Yorkshire pudding

That's never good.

You absolute sausage fingers.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute shot of lukewarm cabbage water

 

[Wandering_Sen]

You absolute politician.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute Excel nerd

 

[EyesOnHers]

You absolute NeverEnding Story III

 

[cdstefi]

Probably been done but...

You absolute wankpuffin

 

[PotNoodle79]

Probably been done but...

You absolute wankpuffin

It has been done but absolutely bears repeating.

 

[EyesOnHers]

It has been done but absolutely bears repeating.

You absolute repeating bear

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You absolute sedated cold weather tortoise