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[yellow_rose71]

I never thought of a slinky as a sex toy, but I'm game to give it a try.

They do work alone or in pairs.

 

[Stillstiff]

I do have a nice pair, don't I?

Yes, they are a lovely pair from what I can see.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Yes, they are a lovely pair. I wish I could see more.

I'm thinking of changing the shirt for the fall season.

 

[Stillstiff]

I want to change the shirt to something more revealing.

Hmmmm, sounds like a wonderful idea.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Hmmmm, sounds like a wonderful idea. Let me review the options.

So you will help me pick one? How nice of you!

 

[Stillstiff]

So you will help me pick one? I want it to be very revealing.

I think I could help you with that.

 

[MausAss]

I will pick the most revealing top I can find.

That's the one I was going to choose. I guess I'll have to pick the second most revealing top for her instead.

 

[yellow_rose71]

That's the one I was going to choose. I guess I'll have to pick the turtleneck and overalls for her instead.

That is a surprising direction you picked.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

That is a surprising dick!

Too big, or too small? Tell us, we all want to know.

 

[Learin]

To ship, or to mail? Tell us, we all want to know.

I think mailing would be better.

 

[ViciousTease]

I think muffins would be better.

What flavor would you prefer?

 

[blu_caprice]

What would you prefer? The top or the bottom?

You know, the last time someone asked me that question, I got into trouble.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You know, the last time I asked for sex, I got taken anally.

Did they use some lube at least?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Did they use you like a trick pony?

Not exactly, though I did feel a bit under-appreciated...

 

[Learin]

Not exactly, though I did feel a bit down...

Oh, that's sad. Would you like some coffee?

 

[Stillstiff]

Oh, that's sad. Do you need a kiss?

A kiss is always welcomed.

 

[MausAss]

A piss is always welcomed.

Sorry I won't help you, but good luck with that.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I want help, wish me good luck with getting some.

I wish you luck finding the help you need, it's good that you have realized you need help, and are asking for it.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I wish you luck finding the Kelp you need, it's good that you have realized you need to add it to your diet, and are asking for it.

I would think a sailor could assist you with that. I hear Kelp can reduce inflammation in joints and bones.

 

[mamasota]

I would think you could assist a sailor to reduce that little inflammation in his bone .

Even better, why not ease his discomfort entirely

 

[Stillstiff]

Even better, why not remove his pants entirely

Oh, you naughty ladies.

 

[MausAss]

Oh, you saucy ladies.

That's why we like them.

 

[yellow_rose71]

That's why we like ham.

Is that bacon I smell?

 

[may_I_please]

bacon toastie for breakfast ?

Why, how kind of you

 

[badjanus]

Why not, anything for my princess...

Full English coming up....