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[may_I_please]

Are you going to use me at the same time?

Probably, got an issue with that?

 

[DallasDonna]

Probably, need a tissue with that?

Yes, help me clean it up.

 

[Learin]

Yes, help me clean up.

Ummm....are you comfortable with me fondling your privates?

 

[Lia Monde]

Yum....are you comfortable with me licking your privates?

I should have eaten before signing on.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I should have eaten before they took the buffet away.

You're right. The roast beef was delicious.

 

[Lia Monde]

You're right. Sergio's beef was delicious.

Some got stuck in my teeth.

 

[Kitty]

Cum got stuck in my teeth.

Well that was easy. And fun all the same.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I heard she was easy. And fun all the same.

That rumor did get around quick.

 

[badjanus]

Too slow. ..

 

[Lia Monde]

That hooker did get around quick.

Rumors can cause a gasp.

 

[MausAss]

Humor can cause a laugh.

It's funny because it's true.

 

[Lia Monde]

He's funny because his cock is blue.

Who's laughing now?

 

[MausAss]

Who's coughing now?

Not me, so I guess it must be you. I hope you get better soon.

 

[multitalentman]

young lust, I guess it must be you two. I hope you get to spoon.

You crazy kids!

 

[MausAss]

Yo, craze kidz!

I think you're too cool for this board.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I think I'm hot, hot, hot!!!

Do I smell bacon?

 

[MausAss]

Do I eat bacon? Hell yeah!

I eat bacon too, samesies.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I LOVE bacon too,

There isn't a meal that isn't improved with bacon.

 

[MausAss]

I love bacon ice cream and baconnaise.

I have to admit, that doesn't sound very tempting to me.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have to admit, bacon and cream of popcorn soup doesn't tempt me.

ok, maybe that was a little over the top.

 

[Lia Monde]

Ok, I'd love to be on top.

Texas cowgirls love to ride.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Texas women love it cowgirl style.

Makes me want to travel to Texas...as an experiment....

 

[Lia Monde]

Makes me want to bend over in Texas...as an experiment....

Whoa ... that's a naughty fantasy.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Whoa ... that's my kind of fantasy!

I knew I lusted after you for a reason....

 

[MausAss]

I lust after you for a reason. You're female.

I think there are more than reasons than that to lust after her.