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[barefootgirl69]

Let me guess, that's where you got the bright idea to begin with?

On a Lit thread? Of course! Much better than Facebook!

 

[LWulf]

On a Lit thread? Of course! Sex is much better than facesitting!

Really??? I thought wimens loved oral worship.

 

[Hornblende]

Really??? I thought wimens loved choral worship.

What, a whole chorus of men in attendance? Sounds great!

 

[FantasySlut]

What, a whole chorus of men touching me? Sounds exciting!

I will definitely buy my tickets in advance to see this !

 

[Hornblende]

I will definitely drop my panties in advance to see this !

Well I wouldn't expect anything less!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, I didn't expect that big of a mess!

You underestimated me.

 

[Hornblende]

You under me.

Well, if you insist.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Well, I can't resist.

I have that effect on people.

 

[LWulf]

I have to resist people.

Is that why your profile says so little about you?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is that why others think so little about you?

Oh, now that was mean. I'm going to start a thread about this!

 

[Ask For More]

Oh, now that was mean. I'm going to start a petition about this!

There's no need to over-react!

 

[barefootgirl69]

There's no need to go overboard!

Oh, yes, there is! I want to swim with the pretty dolphins!

 

[Ask For More]

Oh, yes, there is! I want to swim with the pretty mermaids!

You do know those are mythical creatures? The legend came from stir-crazy sailors who mistook seals for humans in their delirium.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You do know those are stir-crazy Litsters who send PMs in their delirium.

I do... that's been pretty obvious lately.

 

[LWulf]

I don't know... You've been acting pretty obvious lately.

Gosh, I didn't realize I was so transparent!

 

[Hornblende]

Gosh, I didn't realize I was a trans parent!

Now I'm really confused.

 

[LWulf]

Now I'm really a pupil of Confusious.

I don't think reading fortune cookies qualifies you for that...

 

[Hornblende]

I don't think eating fortune cookies makes you fat...

Well that entirely depends on the quantity.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good food entirely depends on the quality of the ingredients.

I agree with that in part.
Just like good sex... it's what you add and how you stir and the heat that's used.

Meet me in the kitchen!

 

[Hornblende]

I'm on my way!

My parts agree with that!

Who knew those parts could talk?

 

[LWulf]

I'm on my way! Who knew city dwellers could walk?

Wait until you get out to the country air. You'll find you can breathe and even run!

 

[Hornblende]

Wait until you get to the cunt. You'll find you can breathe and even run!

Well to be honest, breathing can sometimes be problematic.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Well to be honest, reading can sometimes be problematic.

Try to sound out the bigger words.

 

[Hornblende]

Try to spell out the bigger wurdz.

Only if you lend me your dictionary.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Only if you lend me your car.

Will you fill the tank this time?