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[barefootgirl69]

Wow, I feel brave! Watch out for these hips!

Go ahead! Take over this dance floor!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Go ahead! Lay me over this floor!

I prefer to do it in comfort.

 

[wildebird]

I prefer to do it in Frankfurt.

Do they have some good clubs there? Or is it the sausages?

 

[Lia Monde]

They have some good chubbies there. I prefer them to the sausages?

I guess you should open wide and and swallow hard.

 

[Hornblende]

I guess I should open wide and and swallow lard.

Well it seems like a strange fetish to me...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well it seems strange, but wearing make-up at home is a fetish a me...

When I'm home, it's one of the first things to come off.

 

[MichaelinChina]

When I'm done, I come.

Don't we all?

 

[wildebird]

Careful! Don't fall!

*sigh* Too late...I fell, and hard!

 

[Lia Monde]

*sigh* Too late...I got hard and fell.!

Some people can't walk and chew gum at the same time,

 

[Hornblende]

Some people can't talk and cum at the same time,

Does that include incoherent moans?

 

[LWulf]

Do you always talk in incoherent sounds?

You brits are always so dismissive of the way your American cousins talk.

 

[Hornblende]

You brits are always so dismissive of the way our American cousins marry each other.

Wait, I thought that was just a myth. Or just in the South. Or something...

 

[Lia Monde]

Wait, I thought that was highly recommended. So I just proposed to my cousin.

At least all the relatives at the wedding will already know each other.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The winner!!!

^^^^^ lmao

 

[barefootgirl69]

At least all the chocolates in the box will already melt on each other.

All the ooey-gooey goodness melted ..

 

[Hornblende]

All the ooey-gooey goodness is all over my face.

Now hang on while I store away that image in my memory banks...

 

[MichaelinChina]

Bang her in the store or the river bank?...

I would ask her which place she prefers.

 

[wildebird]

A good mask on me is the face she prefers.

Don't be sad; really, we all have bad face days.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Wow I never knew you were such a naughty girl!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wow I wish I knew a naughty girl!

You should write a personal ad!

 

[Hornblende]

I should write a personal blog!

Oh yes - "BarefootGirl's adventures in the shower?"

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh yes, BarefootGirl, let's have adventures in the shower!

I hope you don't lose the key to these cuffs, again.

 

[LWulf]

I hope you didn't notice my collar doesnt match my cuffs.

Really, if you dont want people to notice these things, then maybe you shouldn't wear a mini skirt and go commando at the same time!

 

[wildebird]

Say, didn't you notice my thong? Maybe I should wear a mini skirt and go commando next time!

We do notice you, and we love you. No need to go to extremes around here!

 

[Hornblende]

No need to go - my ex streams around here!

That sounds worrying! What does he stream?