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[weespanner]

You're not trying to manscape me again, are you?

I'm pretty sure Numi has that under control

 

[Hornblende]

I'm pretty sure Numi has enough lingerie

I believe that is an example of alt-truth.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I believe that is an example of altruism.

Donating half her lingerie to raise money to take her Lit friends to Vegas for a week is a wonderful idea!

*nods head eagerly*

 

[Hornblende]

*bobs head up and down eagerly*

There's a good girl.

 

[barefootgirl69]

LMAO *blows kisses*

There's a good sale going on today.

Excellent, I need more lingerie!

 

[Hornblende]

Kisses reciprocated!

Excellent, I taste orangey!

And sometimes peachy, too!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I sometimes get a cherry yogurt and peachy, too!

That sounds good. Can you tell I'm hungry?

 

[Hornblende]

That sounds rude. Can you tell I'm horny?

Well all the squirming in your seat is a bit of a give-away...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well all the cum on your face is a bit of a turn on...

Yeah, sometimes that's kind of hot!

 

[Hornblende]

Yeah, sometimes I'm replaced by a bot!

Now I understand all of your posts...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now I understand all of your hysteria ...

They keep trying to make me wear shoes!

 

[Hornblende]

They keep trying to make me wear panties!

Why break the habit of a lifetime?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Why be a rabbit all your life?

When you can be a fox!

 

[Stillstiff]

When you can be a up all night!

Had you taken your little blue pill?

 

[Hornblende]

I had taken all your little blue pills.

At last! An explanation for your user name...

 

[MichaelinChina]

At last! An explanation from whatshisname...

You've forgotten his name already?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've forgotten my name already?

Too much to drink will do that!

 

[LWulf]

Too many shrinks will do that!

It does seem that a superfluous amount of psychoanalysts tend to start making the populous neurotic for no reason except that they have nothing better to do.

 

[barefootgirl69]

It does seem that a superfluous amount of porn tend to start making the populous masturbate for no reason except that they have nothing better to do.

Did you do research on this?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Dildo research.

And you really get funding for that?

 

[wildebird]

Ahh, my willy gets firmer for that.

You find sex toy research stimulating, then?

 

[barefootgirl69]

You find sex toys stimulating, then?

Of course, especially when not alone.

 

[wildebird]

Of course, I sploosh a lot when I'm alone.

Oh, yeah, I'm with you! Like, in the bubble bath?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, yeah, room to get in with you in the bubble bath?

Not really... but, I'll save you some hot water.

 

[Hornblende]

Not really... but, I'll shave in cold water.

Wow, that's brave! Watch out for those lips!