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[lakesailer_mi]

You know, we just give our hoes some vibrators and dildos, and they are quite happy!

So, like do you run a brothel?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

So ,I like to run my brothel!

Nice do you get to sample the goods?

 

[wildebird]

May I ask if I may sample your boobs?

This seems very presumptuous, even for you!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

This seems very communicative, perhaps a test for you!

He's the male equivalent of typhoid Mary!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

This seems like a very good idea, just for you!

Why thank you my dear!

 

[wildebird]

He's the mathematical equivalent of "Pi r squared"!

Are you saying he's spherical? Rotund? I don't think he is...

I'm spanking this rear!

Now, you have just gone too far, in a public forum!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you saying he's special? Retarded? I don't think he is...

I don't call people names like that!

 

[wildebird]

I don't recall playing games like that!

Yes, I am sure you were there when we played "Post Office"!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Yes, I am sure you were there when we pushed a post into his orifice"!

Ouch, no I really mean ouch! Think of the possible splinters!

 

[wildebird]

ACHOO!!!
Oh, I really need a hanky. Think I could possibly wipe on your sweater?

Ewww. That is NOT the way to win over the ladies, Michael.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Booo. Money is NOT the way to win over the ladies, Michael.

I am so glad to hear that. Because I'm broke!

 

[wildebird]

Is that Bach? I'm so sad I can't hear that; my eardrum broke, and I love Baroque!

Aaah...you are a poet, and we did not know it.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Aaah...you are a poet, and we did not know it.

But you should have guess, because my feet are longfellows and they smell like the dickens!

 

[wildebird]

*groan* I suppose I asked for that...

You would never guess; just check out my longjohns...don't they smell like fried chicken?

Look, I don't let fellows sneeze on my sweater, and I really don't want to sniff your underwear, okay? There are limits!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

*groan* I suppose I asked for that...

Look, I don't let fellows cum on my tits, and I really don't want to sit on your face, okay?

Well what do you want?

 

[wildebird]

Milady, what may I do for you?

Finally, a gentleman in this joint!

You may kiss me all over, for starters; many thanks.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Finally, a gentleman in this joint!

You may kiss me all over, for starters; many thanks.

As you wish milady!

(Who the hell would edit THAT invitation!?!?)

 

[MichaelinChina]

Are you a fish lady?

(Who the hell would edit THAT invitation!?!?)

Oh I would ... and I did!

 

[wildebird]

Oh, my wood just can't be hid!

Ahh, a classic case of the weekend morning male stimulation reflex. Let me help you out with that!

 

[Ask For More]

Ahh, a classic taste of the weekend morning ale pontification address. Let me help you out with that!

Do you often drink that early?

 

[Hornblende]

Do you often drink that Earl Grey?

No, I'm strictly a coffee man.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh, I distinctly heard a cough, man.

Oh, that was me just clearing my ahem...throat.

 

[wildebird]

Go get that meat cleaver so I can...ahem...subdivide that goat.

Chevon is best when slowly roasted over an open fire.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Devon is best when she is slowly rooted in front of an open fire.

On a thick bear skin rug too, I suppose.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm thick as a bear! My skin is like a rug too, I suppose.

So, you're kind of hairy like a bear too?