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[MichaelinChina]

So, you have a weird hair do?

Sort of, but definitely not as bad as the hair on 'you know who' running for President, though.

 

[Lia Monde]

Sort of, but then I just swap out toupees.

It's good to have plenty of choices to cover up.

 

[Hornblende]

It's good to have plenty of chances to climb on top.

I like your style - my lap awaits

 

[MichaelinChina]

On ya bike - my Dad's awake!

It's always good to have excellent hearing.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It's always good to have excellent herring

I didn't know you were a fan of Kippered Herring!

 

[MichaelinChina]

I didn't know you could be banned for slipper wearing!

Oh yes, and pyjamas and dressing gowns are certainly not allowed in the dining room at breakfast.

 

[wildebird]

Pssstt... your Mama and her singing lessons are certainly too loud for my mind to handle at breakfast.

I understand; it's those Puccini arias, really, isn't it? The dying sopranos...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I understand; it's those Pudding Pops, really, isn't it?

Yeah, they are my weak spot.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

]I understand; it's those gangster shows really, isn't it? The dying sopranos...

 

[wildebird]

Whoah, that is my ticklish spot!

BWAHAHA!!! I knew I could find it, if I kept at it!!!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ohhhhh- Ahhhhhh!!!! I knew I could find my clit, if I kept at it!!!

HA! See guys it IS difficult to find!

 

[wildebird]

Ahhh! That G-spot IS difficult to find!

It takes talented, and long, fingers.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It takes time, a long time, for fingers to work for me.

So, you prefer a tongue then?

 

[barefootgirl69]

So, you prefer to tongue men?

Of course, I do! What kind of a girl do you think I am?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Of course I do girls, do you think I am bi-assed?

Wait...was that a bad pun?

 

[Hornblende]

Wait...was that a real gun?

No, I was pleased to see barefootgirl.

 

[TomBoner]

No, I was pleased to pee on barefootgirl.

Did you ask her if it was ok first?

 

[Hornblende]

Did you ask her you could poke her first?

That's a bit forward, dont'cha think?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It's a bit cold, dont'cha think?

Well, it is winter. Are you experiencing some "shrinkage?"

 

[TomBoner]

Well, it is winter. My cocks having a lot of "shrinkage?"

Get off the boat dude. Much warmer inside.

 

[Hornblende]

I get in the goat dude. Much warmer inside.

Whatever floats your goat!

 

[wildebird]

What a furry coat you've got!

The better to snuggle with, my dear...

 

[barefootgirl69]

It's better to snuggle with my beer...

Really? I prefer a hot toddy.

 

[LWulf]

Really? I prefer to trod around with socks and shoes on

It's winter, I'd be surprised otherwise.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm in the exercise yard, I'd be supervised otherwise.

You're not trying to escape again, are you?