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[Callmetim]

*Yes. Yes, I do, I'm someone that knows how to use a BFG. Ha ha ha

When using the Big Fucking/Fragging Gun, I suppose one would use maniacal laughter afterward.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Put down the gun and quit that maniacal laughter!

I'll do one, but not both OK?

 

[37_ttej]

I'll do one of you, but not both OK?

I'm quite OK if you don't pick me.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm quite miffed that you don't pick me!

OK OK...you can play left field....

 

[Callmetim]

OK OK...you can play the field....

Sorry, I'm not that kind of a guy.

 

[babeee]

Sorry, I'm not that kinky.

No feathers then?

 

[Callmetim]

Feathers then?

Of course, followed by random acts of teasing.

 

[Hornblende]

Of course, followed by random acts of tasing.

Well that's not very friendly!

 

[Callmetim]

Well that's very friendly!

You're welcome, it was the largest Hello Kitty balloon they had.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Come and see the largest baboon in the land!

Is his name Donald Trump by any chance?

 

[37_ttej]

Does Donald crump by any chance?

Great, we all need more Youtube inanity.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hey, I don't need Youtube.

I get by with Youku.

 

[37_ttej]

I didn't get to buy Youku.

I heard they got taken over by Alibaba.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I heard their cat got run over by a car.

Stupid thing ought not to have been trying to run across the road.

 

[37_ttej]

Stupid chicken ought not to have been trying to run across the road.

Spawn of a million jokes.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Shorn a million sheep.

How's your back?

 

[37_ttej]

*How do you know about ryebuck shearers? *

When's your wife back?

End of the week, she's at a work conference in Sydney. So she tells me. Strangely though there seems to be a run of credit charges from Vegas ...

 

[Callmetim]

End of the week, she's at a work conference in Sydney. So she tells me. Strangely though there seems to be a run of credit charges for scotch ...

My apologies, that was me. Don't worry though, we only drank top shelf stuff.

 

[MichaelinChina]

My apologies, I will put the stuff I shoplifted back on the shelf.

Good! And don't ever show your face in my sex shop again!

 

[Little_Sister]

Good! And don't ever show your face in my bedroom again!

What about my ass? Can I show my ass?

 

[blazin24]

What about my ass? Can I show my ass?

Please!

 

[Hornblende]

Fleas!

Little Sister's arse doesn't have fleas - how dare you!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Little Sister, your links are wicked - how could you!

But, we all still click - just to see what she's found!

 

[Callmetim]

But, none of us click - computer viruses are abound!

Agreed, friends don't let friends click ads on porn sites.

 

[TomBoner]

Agreed, friends don't let friends lick porn stars.

Damn. I guess that means I don't have any friends.