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[Hornblende]

Damn. I guess that means I don't know any fiends.

What about elves? Goblins?

 

[Callmetim]

What about nose goblins?

Usually, some saline spray and a tissue clears them right out.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Usually, some loud, bombastic, farts in an elevator clears them right out.

I just want some alone time, not to be labeled as gross....

 

[Little_Sister]

Usually, some saline spray and an enema clears them right out.

I bet it does. A little over kill if you ask me tho.

 

[Hornblende]

I spit roast dudes. A little oven grill if you ask me tho.

Now you know you don't need a grill for that, don't you?

(and I bet you can find a matching gif )

 

[wildebird]

Now you know you don't need a grill for that, don't you?

Girls make it more fun, though; there is no doubt.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Girls make it more fun,naked; there is no doubt.

Prove it wildebird lets see what ya got!

 

[wildebird]

Pull open that box, wildebird, lets see what ya got!

*tugs her "Adore Me" box back* My lingerie purchases are not something I'm showing you...that is, until I'm wearing it...

 

[37_ttej]

My lingerie purchases are something I'll show you...but you get to wear it.

Say, what!? Oh, no, no, no!

 

[wildebird]

Pay what!? Oh, no, not worth it!

Nothing really good in this life comes without a cost, dear Jett.

 

[37_ttej]

Noone really good looking comes without a cost, dear Jett.

I've heard that plastic surgery is seriously expensive.

 

[wildebird]

I've heard that mastication causes serious destruction.

Well, yes...measured in psi those are the strongest muscles of your body.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Well, yes...measured in psi those are the thigh muscles are the strongest muscles of your body.

Promise to crush me with those!

 

[wildebird]

Promise to brush me with roses!

That almost sounds erotic, and romantic, Mr. ERM, but...what about the thorns?

 

[MichaelinChina]

That almost sounds erotic, and romantic, but...what about the porn?

You can't have everything you know!

 

[Little_Sister]

I'll give you everything you know!

Even that one thing I asked you about in PM??

 

[MichaelinChina]

Are you going to tell everyone what I said in my PM to you??

Of course I am!

 

[Little_Sister]

Of course I am going to bake for you!

Mmmm. Cookies please.

 

[MichaelinChina]

ummmmmmmm .... now look here!

What have I done wrong now??

 

[Little_Sister]

What have I done wrong now?? Please don't spank me.

I promise we will both enjoy this

 

[MichaelinChina]

You promised I would get a boy out of all this

I promised no such thing!!!

 

[LWulf]

I promise to suck your thing!!!

Uh... maybe onea the other guys might like that?

 

[Little_Sister]

I promise to never tell you no!!!

Damn. I wish that would have been in my wedding vows.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Uh... maybe tomorrow night?

Sure!

 

[Little_Sister]

Uh... maybe I'll do the other guys like that?

Can I watch??