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[barefootgirl69]

I want to chat with SexyAlison?

I hope it's to set her straight!

 

[Hornblende]

I hope it's to make her fat!

No, I'm not a body fascist!

 

[MichaelinChina]

No, I'm not a bloody masochist!

Ok well I will stop begging you for a whipping!

 

[LWulf]

Ok well I will stop begging you for a farthing!

That's a good thing because I only have the coin of the realm.

 

[Hornblende]

That's a good thing because I have the quim of the realm.

What, all of it? Share some around...!

 

[barefootgirl69]

What, you're drinking all the wine? Share some around...!

One bottle for you, two bottles for me!

 

[Hornblende]

One orgasm for you, two orgasms for me!

That's just typical of the feminarchy. Equality for men!

 

[barefootgirl69]

That's just typical for the playground. Equality for all!

Yes! Now give me my two-thirds!

 

[Hornblende]

Yes! Now give me my shoes back!

Nah, then we both wouldn't be barefootpeople!

 

[LWulf]

Nah, we both don't like barefoot people!

Speak for yourself, mate.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Put it back on the shelf, mate.

Yeah I know, I cannot afford it this week!

 

[37_ttej]

Yeah I know, I cannot afford tits this week!

The price of cosmetic surgery is just outrageous!

 

[Hornblende]

The price of cosmetics is just outrageous!

Having trouble affording lipstick, Jett?

 

[37_ttej]

Having trouble coordinating lipstick, Jett?

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to match purple glitter, darling.

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[Hornblende]

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to listen to "Purple Rain", darling.

Well we can agree on that, uh, darling!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well we can argue about that, uh, darling!

OK but try and keep it civil please!

 

[LWulf]

OK but try and call the civic police!

Do you really think that is necessary?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Do you really think that is fair?

Woem rarely notice the tripod and camera set up outside their bedrooms - it'll be fine!

 

[LWulf]

Women rarely notice I'm a walking tripod until I'm inside their bedrooms - it'll be fine!

I'm sure you will be, but did you have to let me know this fact?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm sure you had to go real fast

I had to get there before they closed!

 

[MichaelinChina]

I wanted to get up before they crowed!

Oh I hate being woken up by a persistent noisy cock too!

 

[LWulf]

Oh I ate up a succulent cockatoo!

I guess there wasn't anything more interesting on the menu

 

[37_ttej]

I guess there wasn't anything more interesting for me to do.

Oh come now! Crochet and macrame aren't just for when you're bored!

 

[LWulf]

Oh come now! Croquettes and macaroni are just fine together

Why is everyone talking about foods?

 

[37_ttej]

Why is everyone talking about fools?

There can be only one.

Me.