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[Hornblende]

Uh, I think I'm harbouring a notifiable condition.

I think you should notify the ladies of Lit

 

[37_ttej]

I think you should stupify the ladies of Lit

Don't you go waving your 'wand' around here!

 

[LWulf]

Don't cum around here no more!

Somehow, I don't think that was what Tom Petty was saying in his song

 

[wildebird]

Somehow, someday, somewhere! ...the ending of my favorite song!

https://youtu.be/mRmv71vuyCI

A little sappy, but I really like that one too!

 

[MichaelinChina]

https://youtu.be/mRmv71vuyCI

My Pappy really liked that one too!

Is it that old?

 

[37_ttej]

Is Lit that old?

Since 1998 I believe.

 

[Hornblende]

Since 1998 I've been eating only leaves.

Are you sure you weren't smoking them?

 

[37_ttej]

Are you sure you weren't joking then?

Jett joking? Never!

 

[LWulf]

Jett talking about Jett in the third person? Jett never does that!

Maybe you don't know 'him' as well as you think you do?

 

[37_ttej]

Maybe you don't know them as well as they know you?

Bloody IRS!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Bloody Tyrannosaurus!

OK Mr Flintstone...calm down!

 

[37_ttej]

OK now reading 'Calm the F*ck Down!'

The new parenting trend guaranteed to grow your child to be an exemplary student and citizen (allegedly).

 

[MichaelinChina]

It's the end of the world and I feel fine (allegedly).

News to me but glad you are coping!

 

[37_ttej]

You refused me and now you are moping!

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Watch that escalator, it looks faulty.

Oh Thanks! I've seen the horrible accidents involving them.

 

[37_ttej]

Oh Thanks! I've seen humorous Youtube clips involving them.

It's so funny when the loons hurt themselves.

 

[MichaelinChina]

It's not so funny when the balloons burst by themselves.

Ah, yes, and they plummet to earth killing all passengers.

 

[37_ttej]

Ah, yes, and they plot to kill all earthlings.

That's why the Men in Black have to get all those evil aliens first!

 

[MichaelinChina]

That's why the Mennonites have to save all those evil atheists first!

Sorry, what was the reason they have to save them?

 

[LWulf]

Sorry, what was I talking about?

If you don't pay attention to yourself, how can you expect others?

 

[wildebird]

If you don't pay a pension to yourself, how can you expect to retire?

I was hoping to live on a quiet deserted tropical island and eat coconuts and have erotic fantasies. Unrealistic?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I was hoping to live on a quiet deserted tropical island and eat coconuts and watch erotic movies. Unrealistic?

I suppose it depends - does the island have electricity and Net Flix?

 

[wildebird]

I suppose it depends - does the island have a great monkey group that nit picks?

Ugghh...way to take the romance out of my retirement dream.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Amazing! I like the way you to took the romance out of my retirement dream, and turned it into an erotic novel!

If your dream was copy written, I probably owe you some royalties or something....

 

[LWulf]

I stole your copyright, I probably owe you some royalties or something....

Dang skippy, to say the least! That's not a good way to win friends and influence people.