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[Hornblende]

Ummm... that is one place I wouldn't want to meet a squirter.

What, are we squirter-shaming now?

 

[MichaelinChina]

What, are we picture-framing now?

I've heard picture-framing's a lucrative business to be in.

 

[wildebird]

I'm hard...get your flaming, elusive, and creative self to me now.

Now, Michael...thanks for the compliments, but you are being a bit too bossy for me!

 

[Callmetim]

Now, Tim...thanks for the compliments, but you need to be more bossy with me!

My apologies, but I'm only more bossy with folks I know better. Best of luck to you!

 

[wildebird]

My apologies, but my cow, "Miss Bossy" milks so much better. Best of luck to you, in the Butter Queen contest!

My regrets to you, but my cow, "The Princess Buttercup", has a much higher fat level to her milk - so we expect to win.

 

[Callmetim]

My regrets to you, but "The Reese's Peanut Buttercup", has a much higher fat level than the one made by Lindt - so we expect it to taste better.

Lindt truffles are WAY better that ANYthing made by Hershey's!

Bonus points for The Princess Bride reference. Kudos.

 

[wildebird]

My lint bunnies are WAY bigger than ANYthing seen in your navel!

Bonus points for The Princess Bride reference. Kudos.

Well, even though I have an "inny", I clean it out periodically...you might try that.

Thanks...it's a family favorite with us!

 

[Callmetim]

Well, even though I have a lot of money, I clean it out periodically...you might try that.

I think it's great that you clean out your own belly button lint; never even knew you could pay others to do that.

 

[MichaelinChina]

If you clean out your belly button lint, I will pay you by the ounce for that.

And what, in the name of God, will you do with it?

 

[Callmetim]

And what is the name of your dog, what will you do with it?

The dog's name is Sadie. Feed her, take her for a walk, rub her belly, the usual things you might do with a pet.

 

[Hornblende]

The dog is a sadist. She'd feed on me, take me for a fool, eat my jelly, the usual things your pet might do to you.

Now that's one mean dog....

 

[TomBoner]

The dog's name is Sadie. Feed her viagra, take her to the bed, rub her pussy, the usual things you might do with a pet.

Good lord man ... most people don't do that to there pets.

 

[Hornblende]

Good work man ... most people are to afraid to do that to their pets.

Now please stop encouraging him, Boner-man!

 

[TomBoner]

Now please start sucking him, Boner-man!

UHHHHHHHH .. wellllllll ... could we at leqwt be introduced first ... hey?

 

[Hornblende]

UHHHHHHHH .. wellllllll ... could we at leqwt be introduced first ... hey?

How am I supposed to edit that? Have you been drinking?

 

[wildebird]

How am I supposed to eat that? Haven't you been thinking?

But...I cooked this specially for you!

 

[Callmetim]

But...I coloured this specially for you!

Wow! You did an excellent job colouring this. I'm going to hang it up at the office on Monday!

 

[wildebird]

Wow! You did an excellent job caressing this. I'm going to be hung all day at the office on Monday!

I've been working on my technique.

 

[Stillstiff]

I'm always looking to improve on my technique.

If you every need a subject to practice on just give me a call.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I have a new jerking technique.

Care to share?

 

[wildebird]

Share my bear?

I don't feel that I know you well enough to share a gummy bear with you...

 

[MichaelinChina]

Would you prefer I put my teeth back in because if I use just my gums I don't think you can feel it? ...

Oh baby, you KNOW what I like!

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh baby, you KNOW I like Granny play!

What makes someone a Granny? Having grandchildren or just being over 60?

 

[Hornblende]

What makes someone a Tranny? Having grandchildren or just being over 60?

I think you're a little confused!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I think you're a little bit horny!

Don't worry around here everybody is!