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[BurningMonkey]

Careful, I'm infected...

I told you not to go out without mosquito repellent.

 

[Hornblende]

I told you I never go out without wearing Moschino haute couture.

Was that you I saw at the Oscars? Lovely dress

 

[barefootgirl69]

Was that you I saw with Oscar? Lovely dress!

He took me to dinner! Thank you, it looked better on the floor!

 

[Hornblende]

He took me to dinner! Thank you, it looked better on the floor!

(No edit necessary!) - Why was your dinner on the floor?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Who put the spinner on the door?

The kids were playing with it.

 

[Hornblende]

The kids were playing on Lit.

Well I don't think that is appropriate!

 

[wildebird]

Well I don't think that is an opiate!

Didn't it give you a calming effect? Perhaps you need a good rub down.

 

[Hornblende]

Didn't it give you a calming effect? Perhaps you need a good rub up and down.

On consideration I believe your proposed treatment would be beneficial!

 

[lowphat]

On consideration I believe your proposed treatment should be in my benefits!

This is my kind of health coverage!

 

[Hornblende]

This is my kind of how my wealth disappears!

Ah, so that's where all the money goes .

 

[BurningMonkey]

Ah, so that's why all the money blows. .

If you'd turn off the fan, you wouldn't have this problem.

 

[barefootgirl69]

If you'd turn on the man, you wouldn't have this problem.

I'm not sure how to do that. Is there a button??

 

[Hornblende]

I'm not sure how to find that. Is there an app??

Yeah sure, you need ClitGPS

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yeah sure, you need to clip coupons

I like the electronic ones, you know.

 

[Hornblende]

I like the battery powered ones, you know.

Well so I've heard. Do you keep a stock of spares, though!

 

[TomBoner]

Well so I've heard. Do you keep a stock of cocks, though!

How do you stock cocks?

 

[Hornblende]

How do you block cocks?

Hang on the bottom of the thread and keep saying "nope"!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Too slow lol

 

[Hornblende]

To blow H is my dream!

Tell me all about it, and lie on this couch

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hang on to your bottom and keep saying "yes"!

I'll try that later.


Oh that was naughty!!!

 

[Hornblende]

I'll try some 'O' - that was naughty!!!

Now try some 'A'. You know, princess- style

 

[TomBoner]

Now try some 'A'. You know doggy style

Awwwww ... the perfect way to have 'A'.

 

[Hornblende]

Aaaaaaaaa... the perfect way to have 'A'.

Well, there's no need to go on about it

 

[barefootgirl69]

Late again, stupid phone!

 

[Hornblende]

Late again, stupid time to bone!

Careless girl!