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[Hornblende]

I lust after your Y chromosome. It's not your fault.

Well it happens to have a very nice profile. Frankly I don't blame you

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well you happen to have a very nice profile picture. Frankly, I want to spank you.

I should be naughty more often.

 

[Hornblende]

I should be naked more often.

Well of course you should. Although, as you know, I am fond of lingerie too

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well of course you should share. As you know, I am fond of wearing lingerie too

I haven't seen those pictures!

 

[Hornblende]

I haven't seen firehose pictures!

Oh I think you have been in that part of my thread

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh I think you have eaten part of my bread

I was hungry - for food first...now...

 

[Little_Sister]

I was horny - vanilla first...now...

I have colored duck tape for the now part.

 

[Hornblende]

I have covert fucking tapes from the now part.

Oh do share them! How exciting!

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh do share! I need a good whipping. How exciting!

I am pretty good with a belt, bend over baby.

 

[Hornblende]

I am pretty, good with a belt, but always have a baby.

I am amazed at your fecundity

 

[barefootgirl69]

I am shocked at your fecundity

Yes, an even dozen... all named Harold so I only have to call them once!

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, and even Harold only made me come once!

Perhaps you put too much pressure on poor Harold

 

[barefootgirl69]

Perhaps you put too much effort into it

Nothing good ever comes easily, as they say.

 

[Hornblende]

Nothing ever comes to those who wait, as they say.

Well, I've always been prepared to be patient...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'll be the doctor, you be the patient...

Oh, I've heard of this game!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, I've heard you're on the game!

How dare you?! I only accept presents, not money

 

[Little_Sister]

How dare you?! I only work for pussy, not money

Like the cat? Meow

 

[MichaelinChina]

Like to catch me? How?

Oh good, you are going to give me advice?

 

[37_ttej]

Oh god, you've got a grip like a vice!

State arm wrestling champion, 2013.

 

[TomBoner]

State masturbation champion, 2013.

What happened since then?

 

[Hornblende]

Hey, I've been fapping since then?

Are you trying for the record too?

 

[Penuche]

Are you scrying for the record, fool?

*shrug* I've used every other way of searching for that 12" with no joy, so where's the harm?

 

[Little_Sister]

*shrug* I've used every way of searching for that 12" stick of joy, so where's the harm?

Let me know when you find it. I wouldn't want it IRL but a pic would be great.

 

[wildebird]

Let me know when you find it IRL. The pics seem so fake.

Short or long, it's all in the way they use it, Sister.

 

[MichaelinChina]

You're long, and you use it so well.

You're not the first woman to tell me that!