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[Hornblende]

Takes first prize in the local growers not showers association competition again.

Be proud, Jett. I think

 

[37_ttej]

Be proud, Jett. I stink

You came in second.

Bwahahahaha!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I came in a second.

Bwahahahaha!

You say that like it's a good thing...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You say that it's a good thing I'm so horny?

Of course it is, I'm here to help satisfy that urge.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Of course it is, I'm here to paint the kitchen.

Is that all you planned to do with those paint brushes?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Is kissing all you planned to do with those lips?

Kissing, sucking, whatever gets you off baby.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Kissing, sucking, whatever gets me through customs.

You could always just open the bags, you know.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I will always just open my legs for you now.

You better, you better, you bet!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You're better, you're better than Jett!!

Um... I don't think I even want to know!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think I even want to know your darkest fantasies!

You'll enjoy them, I'm sure.

 

[wildebird]

Aaahh...so many things I really want to know!

I'm with you, friend...here on Lit to broaden my horizons!

 

[37_ttej]

I've been with your friend from Lit to broaden my horizons!

Litsters with benefits.

 

[wildebird]

Litsters are having fits!

Yes, so this is really the safest place to be. Here, hide under this blanket with me...

 

[37_ttej]

Yes, so this is really the safest place to be. I'm sorry this blanket smells of pee...

It's OK, I understand about the monsters under the bed. They can be scary, those furry bastards!

 

[wildebird]

Let's see, I understand you're seeing monsters under the bed, since you've been trying those "Hairy Navels".

Yesh, Doc; big purple ones...do you see them too? *hic*

 

[37_ttej]

Say, Doc, big and purple ... do you think it's too thick?

Put it this way; since it won't come out and you're here at Emergency, I'd say that's a YES!

 

[wildebird]

Pull on it this way; I'm sure you can get it...oh, no, not so fast, or we'll see a big mess!

Sorry, I didn't mean to rush you.

 

[37_ttej]

Sorry, I didn't mean to crush you.

No, it's ... all ... good. Don't mind my suddenly very high voice.

 

[MichaelinChina]

My yacht is all wood. Hope you don't mind the exceptionally high price.

No that's fine, the new ones have no soul.

 

[Hornblende]

No that's fine, I need a new arsehole.

What did you do with the last one?

 

[Little_Sister]

What did you do with the 72 virgins?

My guess is only 44 are still virgins.

 

[Hornblende]

I plan to get to 44 and still be a virgin.

Now you can't seriously expect me to believe that

 

[Little_Sister]

Now you can't seriously expect me to eat that

There will be NO 68. If my mouth is on you, yours is on mine. Period.

 

[Hornblende]

If I go south on you, you'll be forever mine.

South, North, East, West - I like someone who can navigate

 

[Little_Sister]

South, North, East, West - I like someone who can navigate because lord knows I can't

It's the DNA, and that pesky Y chromosome. It's not your fault.