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[37_ttej]

Can I tell you my strange fantasies Jett?

Look, I'm a sympathetic guy and all but I'd rather you didn't HB.

 

[Hornblende]

Look, I'm a synthetic guy and all but I'd rather you didn't touch my silicone

Ah, the all new enhanced Jett - was it just the man boobs?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I want to be enhanced like Jett - maybe just the man boobs!

No, please don't. ..one Jett is enough!

 

[Hornblende]

No, please don't. ..one spurt is enough!

Oh I'm sure you don't want to stop at one

 

[barefootgirl69]

Victoria's Secret! I'm sure you don't want to shop at one

Sure I do! Want to come along and help me choose a few things?

 

[Hornblende]

Sure I do! Want to come along and help me choose a few cock rings?

Surely one is enough - and do they really sell them?

 

[FantasySlut]

Surely it is big enough

But several, try them on for size

 

[Hornblende]

Buy several, try them all on at once

But then it won't fit in....

 

[barefootgirl69]

But I don't fit in....

You have your own thread, you're almost a star!!!

 

[37_ttej]

You shave your own head, you're almost a star!!!

It's cause I started so young.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/12/23FEA32F00000578-2871281-image-m-6_1418380094984.jpg

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jett you are soooo funny!!!!

It's cause I'm so hung.
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You say that like it's a bad thing!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You know that I'm a bad thing!

I do! Are you ready for a spanking? :caning:

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm alone and ready to start spanking it! :caning:

Since you're BY yourself, you could have kept that TO yourself!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Since you're so horny yourself, you can keep me TO yourself!

Yeah, I'm not one to share.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yeah, I'll do anything for a share.

All you have to do is ask. *hands him a piece of an apple*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

All you have to do is ask. *transfer to him a 100 shares Apple*

Well, let's hope that stock rises!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, let's hope my cock rises!

If not, you're the next one going on the auction block!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

If not, you're the next one going on viagra!

Why, who do you know on viagra now?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, LOOK! Post 369 just like my PG number!

Why, do you know he's on viagra now?

No, there was no reason for me to know that...ever!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

The reason for me to know about your fantasies was to make them come true, forever and ever!

Would you like them in list form?

 

[37_ttej]

Would you like them in piss-poor form?

I support my team whether they win or lose. I just wish they'd lose less often!

 

[Hornblende]

I support my sperm whether they win or lose. I just wish they'd lose more often!

Have you never heard of contraception Jett?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Is that contraption a Jet?

I know, it looks like it would never get off the ground, but it does!

 

[37_ttej]

I know, it looks like a giraffe from the ground, but it's a dove!

Somebody really needs glasses ...

 

[MichaelinChina]

Somebody really needs a kick in the arse ...

I know he does!