DESPERATE: No money Valentines idea?

[Jim_Henson]

My brothers gone for drawing rose petals on paper, cutting them out individually then covering the room in them.

Any other ideas are very welcome.

He wants his return so he can celebrate Steak and Blowjob day on March 20.

 

[LukkyKnight]

www.naughtycards.com

Tell them I sent you.

 

[Guru]

 

[Eumenides]

Sounds like a plan. Include candles and a kitchy picnic in the middle of the room and you have a dream.

 

[Tranquility]

Get a unique bottle,write a note and stick it in...decorate the outside take all the hearts he cut out and glue them on it if he wants to. Call it the eternal bottle and every yr he is with this person add something special to it. This is what I did and I had the money to get hubby something just wanted it to be something I did and put thought into...anyone can buy chocolates or flowers but when you put thought and heart into the gift it means alot more.

 

[glamorilla]

crepe paper works better than drawing rose petals~and its cheap too.

writing poetry.

heart shaped butter cookies (butter,flour and vanilla)

a romantically drawn bath with candles and bubbles and wine.

oral sex.

 

[lavender]

A night where it's all about her. Bathe her, pamper her, do every little thing for her. Shower her with attention, make it simple but at the same time very sincere and heart felt.

Make her feel special - that's what a monetary gift does but it takes far less effort.

 

[LukkyKnight]

crepe paper works better than drawing rose petals~and its cheap too.

writing poetry.

heart shaped butter cookies (butter,flour and vanilla)

a romantically drawn bath with candles and bubbles and wine.

oral sex.

The gift that's as much fun to give as to receive. Always thinking, that glam.

 

[Chantal Marchon]

I know the free gift I always appreciate the most-- having a clean house when I get home from work.

make some gift certificates that she can redeem for sexy things or practical things. ie- do the laundry for her for a tik, give foot massage, back rub, etc.

 

[Guest]

Oh, I'm all warm and fuzzy inside now......

 

[Guest]

 

[sheath]

I know the free gift I always appreciate the most-- having a clean house when I get home from work.

make some gift certificates that she can redeem for sexy things or practical things. ie- do the laundry for her for a tik, give foot massage, back rub, etc.

YES!

And a little tip...if you make dinner, or do ANYTHING that involves cleanup...do it yourself. AFTER she is sound asleep in bed, following a wonderful lovemaking session, of course.

The feeling of waking up to dirty dishes can ruin ANY romantic interlude.

S.

 

[Ham Murabi]

This always works for me.
First, I go out to the dormant rose bush and bring in a fairly long branch, thorns and all.
Then I take off my clothes, stand naked before my S/O, and lash my back repeatedly with the rose branch while repeating, "I'm not worthy."
This continues until the blood from my back starts to spray on the couch. At that point she approaches me, kicks me in the balls, then turns on the computer and has cyber sex with another guy while I'm curled on the floor, moaning and clutching my family jewels.
It was soooo hot last year. While I was in the fetal position, howling in pain, she put the webcam on me while she cybered with a dozen lesbians.

 

[Jim_Henson]

He cant use the computer that well, but maybe she can.

I should run it by her, she's all for lesbian sex after all

 

[Jim_Henson]

How about writing and singing a love song?

 

[pipercatt]

How about writing and singing a love song?

Works for me. And I like Lavvy's suggestions too.

Whatever he chooses, it has to be heart felt. There's nothing worse than knowing that you are only getting this kind of attention because you expect something back in return.

Trust me on this, it was the basis of my marriage for many years.

 

[Calamity Jane]

It's autumn-ish down there around now, isn't it?

My idea of serious romance on a budget...

Hang christmas lights in the trees outside. If you lack trees, lay them out on the ground in random patterns.

Set up a table, have a friend serve dinner and wine.

Music, of course.

After dinner, unless you have a hammock to lay in, go into the house and give her a massage. Tell her exactly why you think you're the luckiest man in the world.

Spend the entire night thinking sensual... not sexual.

Make her feel cherished. That's the whole point isn't it? And it's not something money can ever, ever do.

 

[Guest]

Writing a song sounds good.... or even singing one that has already been written... either way its romantic.

Writing little notes and telling them how you feel about them...or the card thing like Guru mentioned....and leaving them all over the house.

Candles... romantic dinner at home.... breakfast in bed...followed by making love...

Basically you need the setting.... which can be music... dinner.... candles.... make her feel wanted.

I think one of the best things you can do on V-day...is to express your feelings... even if its just sitting there... on the couch...and telling them what went through your mind the day you met... the day you first kissed.... anything of that sort

 

[RastaPope]

Tell him to sell some blood.


Thats enough for flowers, anyway.

And don't buy flowers! Steal them from someones yard!

So instead of buying the flowers, he can buy dinner.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Brick + Window = Gifts galore.

Then print out one of these:
http://somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=74

 

[Jim_Henson]

Tell him to sell some blood.

You cant sell blood in Australia

 

[Calamity Jane]

You can't sell blood in the US either. Plasma, you can sell.

 

[sexy-girl]

suggestions are all great but it has to be something very very personal

what can he offer her that nobody can ?

what made her fall in love with him ?

how did they first meet ?

or their first date ?


some other suggestions that can be good ... recreating first date ... writing a poem about them both


but i still think the best things are always personal

 

[brokenbrainwave]

following a funeral procession always worked for me...