SunDevilGirl
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Dear Ray Lamontagne,
I hear you.
I hear you.
Dear X
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SassySheDevil
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Dear Dad
It has been 2 years since you passed and it is not any easier today. I know eventually it will get easier, but I still miss you so much that it hurts. You were my rock, my hero as well as the kids' I hope you and Mom are together with the rest of our family and watching over us. I could really use your strength right now, as I'm not feeling so strong. I love and miss you. Fuck cancer!
It has been 2 years since you passed and it is not any easier today. I know eventually it will get easier, but I still miss you so much that it hurts. You were my rock, my hero as well as the kids' I hope you and Mom are together with the rest of our family and watching over us. I could really use your strength right now, as I'm not feeling so strong. I love and miss you. Fuck cancer!
sunshinegirl05
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DarkSimian
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Dear Dad
It has been 2 years since you passed and it is not any easier today. I know eventually it will get easier, but I still miss you so much that it hurts. You were my rock, my hero as well as the kids' I hope you and Mom are together with the rest of our family and watching over us. I could really use your strength right now, as I'm not feeling so strong. I love and miss you. Fuck cancer!
Hugs for you
Stryderthorongil
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Sigh... I know the feeling. Hugs for you and all the support in the world.Dear Dad
It has been 2 years since you passed and it is not any easier today. I know eventually it will get easier, but I still miss you so much that it hurts. You were my rock, my hero as well as the kids' I hope you and Mom are together with the rest of our family and watching over us. I could really use your strength right now, as I'm not feeling so strong. I love and miss you. Fuck cancer!
IhateClowns
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Dear Lawn,
You ain't gonna mow yourself are you? Fucker. I've tried crossing my arms and wiggling my nose. That just made me sneeze. I tried tapping my heels together 3 times. That just caused my dog to look up at me in disgust. I guess there is only 1 other option.
Signed,
Waiting for tornado season.
You ain't gonna mow yourself are you? Fucker. I've tried crossing my arms and wiggling my nose. That just made me sneeze. I tried tapping my heels together 3 times. That just caused my dog to look up at me in disgust. I guess there is only 1 other option.
Signed,
Waiting for tornado season.
Chris_Michael
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Dear Dad
It has been 2 years since you passed and it is not any easier today. I know eventually it will get easier, but I still miss you so much that it hurts. You were my rock, my hero as well as the kids' I hope you and Mom are together with the rest of our family and watching over us. I could really use your strength right now, as I'm not feeling so strong. I love and miss you. Fuck cancer!
Please let me know if you need anything today. Don't hesitate to text me.
sunshinegirl05
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Dear Dad
It has been 2 years since you passed and it is not any easier today. I know eventually it will get easier, but I still miss you so much that it hurts. You were my rock, my hero as well as the kids' I hope you and Mom are together with the rest of our family and watching over us. I could really use your strength right now, as I'm not feeling so strong. I love and miss you. Fuck cancer!
HUGS
DarkSimian
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Dear Dad
It has been 2 years since you passed and it is not any easier today. I know eventually it will get easier, but I still miss you so much that it hurts. You were my rock, my hero as well as the kids' I hope you and Mom are together with the rest of our family and watching over us. I could really use your strength right now, as I'm not feeling so strong. I love and miss you. Fuck cancer!
my dad passed away 4 years ago; it does get easier....but it takes time. And there's not a single day that goes by that I don't miss him. So I know how you feel. And yeah, fuck cancer and fuck congestive heart failure!
Little_Sister
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Dear Friends,
Passive aggressive fighting in a public bar is awkward. Actually it was painful and no, we can't do it again next weekend.
Signed,
Prefers to watch PDA
Passive aggressive fighting in a public bar is awkward. Actually it was painful and no, we can't do it again next weekend.
Signed,
Prefers to watch PDA
DarkSimian
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Little_Sister
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Dear PDA Watcher
Wanna make out?
Signed,
Opportunistic Litster
Dear Opportunistic,
Only if we can watch that video at the same time. You know the one... it had those 3 people and the thing that went in her tush.
Signed,
Horny this morning.
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Dear Opportunistic,
Only if we can watch that video at the same time. You know the one... it had those 3 people and the thing that went in her tush.
Signed,
Horny this morning.
Dear Horny,
You know, I just watched it this morning
And I have the whole movie whenever you want to come over....
Signed,
Horny All the Time
ViciousTease
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Dear fan of PDA,
I was at a bar years ago and two men, one much taller/bigger than the other, got to yelling and cussing. It was clear fists were about to start flying. The people around them moved away to make room and all was silent but for the music and their arguing. Suddenly the little one struck a Mr. Miagi style karate pose, arms and leg up, and shouted "Haaa Yeaaaaa!". The entire crowd laughed including the tall guy. In the end they shared a beer. To date, the funniest thing I've ever witnessed in a bar.
Signed,
Random story telling litster
I was at a bar years ago and two men, one much taller/bigger than the other, got to yelling and cussing. It was clear fists were about to start flying. The people around them moved away to make room and all was silent but for the music and their arguing. Suddenly the little one struck a Mr. Miagi style karate pose, arms and leg up, and shouted "Haaa Yeaaaaa!". The entire crowd laughed including the tall guy. In the end they shared a beer. To date, the funniest thing I've ever witnessed in a bar.
Signed,
Random story telling litster
IhateClowns
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Dear Pringles,
I am suing you for discrimination. I love your Sour Cream and Onion chips but after about the first quarter of a can worth, I am struggling reaching the bottom 3/4's. This is BiG Hand discrimination. You tease the tips of my fingers as I cut into the skin between my fingers, trying to get another fucking chip.
Don't tell me to just tip the can. That doesn't work. Either I don't tip it enough, or I tip it too much and I have Pringle shrapnel all over my chest hair. Do you know how humiliating it is to pick out pieces of Pringle deliciousness from my chest hair? Fuck yes I still eat them.
Have you ever taken the lid off of a Rte 44 from Sonic just to get the last bit? Inevitably ice, or coke, or one of the 10000000 other flavored drink they serve is going to stain your shirt. At least with Somic I can drink almost all of what is given to me before having to take that harrowing journey.
Please make your cans bigger or come with a large hands warning label.
Signed,
Doesn't even bother to pick off the chest pubes.
I am suing you for discrimination. I love your Sour Cream and Onion chips but after about the first quarter of a can worth, I am struggling reaching the bottom 3/4's. This is BiG Hand discrimination. You tease the tips of my fingers as I cut into the skin between my fingers, trying to get another fucking chip.
Don't tell me to just tip the can. That doesn't work. Either I don't tip it enough, or I tip it too much and I have Pringle shrapnel all over my chest hair. Do you know how humiliating it is to pick out pieces of Pringle deliciousness from my chest hair? Fuck yes I still eat them.
Have you ever taken the lid off of a Rte 44 from Sonic just to get the last bit? Inevitably ice, or coke, or one of the 10000000 other flavored drink they serve is going to stain your shirt. At least with Somic I can drink almost all of what is given to me before having to take that harrowing journey.
Please make your cans bigger or come with a large hands warning label.
Signed,
Doesn't even bother to pick off the chest pubes.
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Little_Sister
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Dear Horny,
You know, I just watched it this morning
And I have the whole movie whenever you want to come over....
Signed,
Horny All the Time
Dear Masturbated this morning,
Next time make a vid. I want to see.
Signed,
Show Me
LMAO! That is awesome.
The funniest thing I ever saw in a club was a woman yelling "Damnit, Jenny put your clothes back on!! Your husband is gonna kill me." Jenny was on the dance floor in a bra and jeans. Evidently she got hot dancing. Jenny was about 250lbs and having the time of her life and her girl friend kept trying to get her back in her shirt. She ended up dragging her out, without the shirt. We still joke about not being like Jenny when one of us goes out without the other.
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Dear Video VoyeurDear Masturbated this morning,
Next time make a vid. I want to see.
Signed,
Show Me
.
when I figure out how to send just you a vid, I will
Signed,
Technologically Challenged
barefootgirl69
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Dear Hairy-chested Pringles Eating Litster,
That was the funniest thing I've read this afternoon.
I really needed a good laugh, even though it
made me cough and my head split.
Thank you for being you,
Signed,
Feeling Puny Litster
RubenesqueAphrodite
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Technically Inept,
Upload your video to a cloud drive like Google Drive or Dropbox, then share it only with the ones you want to..
Signed,
Not so technically challenged, and really wishes she did not know how to do this...
Upload your video to a cloud drive like Google Drive or Dropbox, then share it only with the ones you want to..
Signed,
Not so technically challenged, and really wishes she did not know how to do this...
SassySheDevil
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thank you. So very sweet.Sigh... I know the feeling. Hugs for you and all the support in the world.
Thank you for everything you did today. You were my rock for sure today!
Thank you.HUGS
My Mom will be 4 years in June and her passing has gotten easier. But I was such a Daddies girl. My Dad was my hero.
Thank you so much everyone. Your thoughts and messages are so sweet, and all the PMs I got. Thank you!! I will respond.
Pink_Milkmaid
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Dear Dad
It has been 2 years since you passed and it is not any easier today. I know eventually it will get easier, but I still miss you so much that it hurts. You were my rock, my hero as well as the kids' I hope you and Mom are together with the rest of our family and watching over us. I could really use your strength right now, as I'm not feeling so strong. I love and miss you. Fuck cancer!
I miss my dad tremendously still too. It's hard. Sending you many gentle hugs.
Pink_Milkmaid
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Dear X,
I miss you and hope we talk soon.
Signed,
Not-so-patient
I miss you and hope we talk soon.
Signed,
Not-so-patient
IhateClowns
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IhateClowns
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Dear Microwave,
Thank you for being the ADHD of cooking. You have turned me into a chef. Why spend 45 minutes baking a potato when I can wrap it in a paper towel and cook it for 6 minutes? Why take 20 minutes to grill a couple of hotdogs when I can open a door and hit 45 seconds and start? Plus you beep to let me know my food is ready thus allowing me to get the condiments and buns ready by the time you finish. You are my cooking soulmate and even though my arteries want to fist fuck you, my lazy ass and lack of culinary skills thank you greatly.
Signed,
BEEEEEEEEEEEP
My corn dogs are done.
Thank you for being the ADHD of cooking. You have turned me into a chef. Why spend 45 minutes baking a potato when I can wrap it in a paper towel and cook it for 6 minutes? Why take 20 minutes to grill a couple of hotdogs when I can open a door and hit 45 seconds and start? Plus you beep to let me know my food is ready thus allowing me to get the condiments and buns ready by the time you finish. You are my cooking soulmate and even though my arteries want to fist fuck you, my lazy ass and lack of culinary skills thank you greatly.
Signed,
BEEEEEEEEEEEP
My corn dogs are done.
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sunshinegirl05
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Dear office manager,
I can't wait to come into work tomorrow....blocking fb may prevent us "regular" people from accessing it, but did you think about your bosses?
You have to pick your battles. Maybe just block all the websites that aren't work related if you're going to block any!
Signed,
Will be there early watching
I can't wait to come into work tomorrow....blocking fb may prevent us "regular" people from accessing it, but did you think about your bosses?
You have to pick your battles. Maybe just block all the websites that aren't work related if you're going to block any!
Signed,
Will be there early watching
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