Dear X

[TongueLust]

Dear Neighbor. I would really like to get to know you. You're smart and have a great sense of humor. And I think we could be great friends.

Get yourself one of these.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Dear Bot / Newbie / Phishing Scam,

Thank you for the PM. It was totally unexpected, but I cannot possibility respond to your inquiry and start a deeper conversation based off your zero posts and no information on the "about" section of your account details.

Oh, but I just noticed that your user name includes one of the following: "hot", "sexy" or "bad". You are very interesting to me now. What do you want to know?