Dear X

[cheekygirl75]

You three play naked twister and I will tie him up and make him watch... If he gets an erection I will swat it repeatedly with a ruler until he stops.

That’s very specific… like it’s something you’ve thought about, a lot

 

[MedicalMuse]

You three play naked twister and I will tie him up and make him watch... If he gets an erection I will swat it repeatedly with a ruler until he stops.

Yes, I like the idea of hurting those kind of feelings

 

[MedicalMuse]

Just his feelings? You don't want to help me hide the body? Oh wait, if you make it look like an accident, I get money.

Honestly, guys like that? hurting his feelings would have more of a lasting effect than hurting him physically. I want to make him cry. A lot.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Honestly, and guys like that hurting his feelings, would have more of a lasting effect than hurting him physically. I want to make him cry. A lot.

You're right. Physical pain doesn't last. lol

He was on his phone a little bit ago. I asked "found a new woman already?"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

That’s very specific… like it’s something you’ve thought about, a lot

Well yeah... it is me we are talking about

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Honestly, guys like that? hurting his feelings would have more of a lasting effect than hurting him physically. I want to make him cry. A lot.

 

[Chillygirl]

Dear stupid ass husbands,
If your wife is gracious enough to not leave you when she knows about your other woman, why the hell would you be dumb enough to hand her your phone to pay a bill... when you are in the middle of a conversation with a third woman?
Signed,
Once again broken by a lying bastard

Karma will handle him. It may take a couple years but he’ll hit rock bottom and com crawling back. You’ll get to list every way he ever failed you as you look around and realize how good your life is since he left. You’ll even feel sorry for him. Trust me…the wait is worth it.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Karma will handle him. It may take a couple years but he’ll hit rock bottom and com crawling back. You’ll get to list every way he ever failed you as you look around and realize how good your life is since he left. You’ll even feel sorry for him. Trust me…the wait is worth it.

Thank you

 

[Booboobear84]

Honestly, guys like that? hurting his feelings would have more of a lasting effect than hurting him physically. I want to make him cry. A lot.

Remind me not to piss you off.

 

[Booboobear84]

Karma will handle him. It may take a couple years but he’ll hit rock bottom and com crawling back. You’ll get to list every way he ever failed you as you look around and realize how good your life is since he left. You’ll even feel sorry for him. Trust me…the wait is worth it.

Grouch Marx had a short version of this: Time wounds all heels.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dear stupid ass husbands,
If your wife is gracious enough to not leave you when she knows about your other woman, why the hell would you be dumb enough to hand her your phone to pay a bill... when you are in the middle of a conversation with a third woman?
Signed,
Once again broken by a lying bastard

Come to the UK.

Dear not a stupid ass husband
Fuck ice cream and bedrooms, we are taking Frenchie out and getting her fucked up and laid by some hot tatted up 30 yr old that makes her hips hurt for a week. She can sleep soundly and smile when she gets home and the asshole can wonder why.

Signed that other broken dude

Or invite me to this...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Come to the UK.

Or invite me to this...

You’re always invited Wanda

 

[Wand3rlust]

You’re always invited Wanda

 

[Xerxes82]

Just his feelings? You don't want to help me hide the body? Oh wait, if you make it look like an accident, I get money.

I'm not saying I have a spacious plot in my back yard that may or may not already have an appropriately sized hole dug in it.

Nor that this space could be yours for the low, low price of cheese.

I'm simply saying that if y'all want to attend a special party at my house, the invitation is open.

 

[Solid_wave]

Dear stupid ass husbands,
If your wife is gracious enough to not leave you when she knows about your other woman, why the hell would you be dumb enough to hand her your phone to pay a bill... when you are in the middle of a conversation with a third woman?
Signed,
Once again broken by a lying bastard

Hate to read this and wishing you wisdom in handling a situation like this. Hope to make you laugh again soon.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Dear stupid ass husbands,
If your wife is gracious enough to not leave you when she knows about your other woman, why the hell would you be dumb enough to hand her your phone to pay a bill... when you are in the middle of a conversation with a third woman?
Signed,
Once again broken by a lying bastard

Dear Gracious,
I have many a-blunt, jaggedly twisted blades which could use some sharpening into swine skin.

Signed,
Name a place and time.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Come to the UK.

Or invite me to this...

You know you are always invited!

I'm not saying I have a spacious plot in my back yard that may or may not already have an appropriately sized hole dug in it.

Nor that this space could be yours for the low, low price of cheese.

I'm simply saying that if y'all want to attend a special party at my house, the invitation is open.

One slice? Thank you!

Hate to read this and wishing you wisdom in handling a situation like this. Hope to make you laugh again soon.

Thank you!

Dear Gracious,
I have many a-blunt, jaggedly twisted blades which could use some sharpening into swine skin.

Signed,
Name a place and time.

Thank you sweet Valkyrie!

 

[Jax1973]

I seriously want to hurt his feelings

Any Husbands thinking about cheating on their wives, read this thread !

 

[Xerxes82]

One slice? Thank you!

At least three slices. Only way you're getting away with one is if you throw in some boobs. Ideally yours, but I'm willing to admit I'm not picky just now.

 

[MrPimms]

Dear X,

Thank you for ingenious new kink: apple pie, cream, on boobs.

Thankee kindly,

Me

Edit: let apple pie cool first. It gets you a kick in the knackers.

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Dear X,

I’m incredibly relieved you’ve heard clearly that it might not be enough to make me stay.

Signed,

Exhausted