lakesailer_mi
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He said instagram, not tumblr...
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He said instagram, not tumblr...
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lakesailer_mi
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There is no way in hell, I'm clicking on this link. The last pick (previous page), will take many rounds of scotch to erase from my brain.
lakesailer_mi
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They dont have sex on instagram?How terrible!!
I know, right!
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The cysts are much much worse.
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Can't blame you. Better to do on an empty stomach.
lakesailer_mi
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I clicked it for you... you are right in not doing it.
I owe you...
I think we've hijacked the thread...so...
Dear X,
I know you're new to the boards, and so excited to post (like 100 a day, shit even in my post whore days I made maybe 30 or 40 I think), but perhaps giving others a chance to play would be the mature thing to do?
Signed,
retreating to the cove...
lakesailer_mi
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Empty stomach? What is this thing of which you speak?
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My doctor keeps telling me to lose weight, but every time I try to hide from it, it follows me...
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Dear x who is hiding from weight,
Stay away from skinny jeans, they will not make you skinny, nor can you hide anything in them.
Signed,
I've seen too much tonight.
Stay away from skinny jeans, they will not make you skinny, nor can you hide anything in them.
Signed,
I've seen too much tonight.
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Dear x who is hiding from weight,
Stay away from skinny jeans, they will not make you skinny, nor can you hide anything in them.
Signed,
I've seen too much tonight.
Dear Peeping Jane,
No skinny jeans here! But maybe you're spending too much time with the wrong crowd?
Signed,
Maturity leads to better wardrobe decision making
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YESSSS!! I have had the exact same convo via PM.
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dear exes you were probably right.
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Dear, Mr. Maturity,
I wasn't spending time with the skinny jeans wearer, I happen to see them while out and about. I do enjoy company of mature people that can be silly though.
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Giggling and jiggling
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Dear, Mr. Maturity,
I wasn't spending time with the skinny jeans wearer, I happen to see them while out and about. I do enjoy company of mature people that can be silly though.
Signed,
Giggling and jiggling
Dear giggles and jiggles,
Have you visited the Ministry of Silly Walks lately?
I see a great many individuals in the under 22 crowd regularly, I'm usually too distracted by yoga pants to notice anything else...
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Ah yes, sometimes the young one are difficult to ignore.
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Dear x,
Never, ever click on links. I learned that when "meatspin" was popular.
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I don't click links. Usually.
Never, ever click on links. I learned that when "meatspin" was popular.
Signed,
I don't click links. Usually.
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Dear all y'all pimple posters,
Aw, I've missed your off-beat posts, but that was entirely barftastic.
xo,
Neon (the girl one)
Aw, I've missed your off-beat posts, but that was entirely barftastic.
xo,
Neon (the girl one)
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Dear Neon (the girl one)
Pretty sure most of lit thinks you both are girls
XX,
A litster who does read profiles.
Pretty sure most of lit thinks you both are girls
XX,
A litster who does read profiles.
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Dear Neon (the girl one)
Pretty sure most of lit thinks you both are girls
XX,
A litster who does read profiles.
Is it weird that I'm taking pleasure in this post? I don't want to spoil anything with explanation.
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Dear Neon (the girl one)
Pretty sure most of lit thinks you both are girls
XX,
A litster who does read profiles.
Dear Little Sister,
But, I have boobs and he has boy shoes.
xo,
Neon, the girl one with boobs and well, kinda boy shoes because Chucks are cute.
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Pretty sure we need photographic proof of this. It is lit afterall and I want to be thorough in my investigations.
The boobs, not the chucks which are cute as long as you dont wear them with a suit.
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I'm talking it out in pm's with her now. In a second, I'm going to propose that we carry on as a single person on the forums. Like reverse prestige.
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