Dear X

[makemewet69]

Dear guys wearing skinny jeans,

Stop already. Between seeing what religion you are through the front of your pants and the fact you have to bend at the waist to pic something up, it's a miracle you haven't been snipered yet.

Signed,

Don't have to wince every time I zip up.

^^^^^
This is a great post!!

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Dear person who told me I forgot to remind you of simple things over and over. You are a grown ass man. Why must I keep reminding you of day to day things ? I reminded you 3 times to get gas. You got mad cause I kept reminding you. So I stopped. And guess what ya forgot to get gas. Not my problem. You are an adult. Behave as such.

Signed : Won't pick your ass up when you have to walk

 

[lowphat]

Dear X, please quit making an ass out of yourself, it's embarrassing . . . .

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear X,

I'll try.

Ass

Dear Rainshine,

I wish "ass" was the answer to a question. Instead, it feels like that was meant for someone. We all suffer.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Dear X, please quit making an ass out of yourself, it's embarrassing . . . .

I'll expand on this, since I also see someone making an ass out of themselves...

Dear X,

You've run through every person on this message board in a very short amount of time and you've left a trail of them in your wake. Do you have any self-respect at all? Because what I see is an attention whore who can't stand to be alone for more than two minutes. Doesn't being the center of attention - negative or positive - get tiring after a while? What are you going to do when you're no longer the shiny plaything and there's no one left to chew up and spit out?

Soon you'll move on, feeding your endless appetite for destruction, and I'm looking forward to that day. You're like a small speck of mold on a fresh piece of bread, gobbling up everything you see with thoughtless abandon. Eventually someone's going to notice, cut away the mold and save the rest of the loaf.

Signed, me

 

[DarkSimian]

I'll expand on this, since I also see someone making an ass out of themselves...

Dear X,

You've run through every person on this message board in a very short amount of time and you've left a trail of them in your wake. Do you have any self-respect at all? Because what I see is an attention whore who can't stand to be alone for more than two minutes. Doesn't being the center of attention - negative or positive - get tiring after a while? What are you going to do when you're no longer the shiny plaything and there's no one left to chew up and spit out?

Soon you'll move on, feeding your endless appetite for destruction, and I'm looking forward to that day. You're like a small speck of mold on a fresh piece of bread, gobbling up everything you see with thoughtless abandon. Eventually someone's going to notice, cut away the mold and save the rest of the loaf.

Signed, me

Dear AKentuckyLady,

DAMN!

signed someone who doesn't want to get on your bad side

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Dear fella I used to exchange pics with,

The reason I stopped sending you pics a while ago is because the only ones You take of yourself are the same two pics of you in the shower. I like shower pics and all, but how boring can you be? I've seen ALL BOTH of them. Thanks just the same...for being squeaky clean.

Signed,
Turned off

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear X,

I think the best revenge would be to post what you have shown him, so he will know what he will be missing.

Just sayin'

Y

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear razor burn,

Hey I get it. It's been a while since I took a hatchet to the rainforest, but come on. I used new blades. There shouldn't be this much itching and burning. If I hadn't just spent 45 minutes bending and twisting into Twister like positions to get the strays, I would be seeking a penecillin shot.

Yes, I am smooth all over down there but I'm almost positive my pubic region could be read by a blind person right now.

Signed,

Braille Balls.

 

[Little_Sister]

Dear Braille Balls,

TMI
TMI
TMI
TMI
TMI
TMI

and try magic shave next time.

Signed,
Thinking about your balls.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear thought provoking,

My balls look like Edward James Olmos's face right when puberty struck.

Signed,

My balls have little red balls on them.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Dear thought provoking,

My balls look like Edward James Olmos's face right when puberty struck.

Signed,

My balls have little red balls on them.

That visual was almost too perfect - and now it's seared into my brain

 

[Little_Sister]

Dear thought provoking,

My balls look like Edward James Olmos's face right when puberty struck.

Signed,

My balls have little red balls on them.

https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/avatars/1591974/large/acne7.jpeg?1389942904

Your poor wife. Seriously I think we need to start a go fund me for her.

 

[MIPhotographer]

https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/avatars/1591974/large/acne7.jpeg?1389942904

Your poor wife. Seriously I think we need to start a go fund me for her.

Dear little sister,

That picture just made me throw up a little. Could have gone all day without that visual.

Thank you,
Looking for a new mental image

 

[Little_Sister]

Dear little sister,

That picture just made me throw up a little. Could have gone all day without that visual.

Thank you,
Looking for a new mental image

Hey, don't blame me, they are clowns balls not mine.

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Little Sis

I almost threw up seeing that pic.

Signed...Bad Taste In My mouth

L

 

[DropBear91]

Hey, don't blame me, they are clowns balls not mine.

Dear little_sister,

I don't feel good now :c


signed,
dropbear

 

[IhateClowns]

https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/avatars/1591974/large/acne7.jpeg?1389942904

Your poor wife. Seriously I think we need to start a go fund me for her.

I think I just heard Dr. Pimple Popper squirt.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

Grow up already. Helpless and pathetic do not make a good look.

By the way, your son is starting to try the whole helpless thing. Thanks for that.


Signed,

Highly Unimpressed

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think I just heard Dr. Pimple Popper squirt.

Is he anything like John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

 

[IhateClowns]

Is he anything like John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?

Kinda sorta, except she has a really large following on Instagram.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Kinda sorta, except she has a really large following on Instagram.

So, she's got a nice rack then???

 

[IhateClowns]

So, she's got a nice rack then???

Let's just say she is good with her fingers.

 

[Little_Sister]

Let's just say she is good with her fingers.

https://41.media.tumblr.com/2cb4aab6e07fc08fe022a6e7ec9e5c9d/tumblr_nefbbiQkru1turwhto2_r1_540.jpg

 

[sks43]

Let's just say she is good with her fingers.

Gotta be to pop those pimples.