Dear X

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear PTK..

Whats a T Shirt Dress?

http://search.victoriassecret.com/?q=t+shirt+dress&x=10&y=9

 

[Nightbird]

Thank you PTK

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear Dean of the College,

I want to express my gratitude for agreeing to waive the two classes I requested. With those two removed, that leaves me with 10 classes which, if everything goes as planned, I will be able to successfully complete and move on.

I'm not sure why, after I was told you never grant a waiver of these two classes, that you agreed to this waiver, but I am not one to complain in such matters. Apparently my ability to string together words in a lucid and coherent fashion has not been lost.

Of course, had you wanted to be extra nice, you could have figured out a way for me to pay for these classes. You know, something along the lines of a full scholarship or a dip into the colleges endowment. Or is that pushing it?

Thank you again for this waiver.

Sincerely,

Returning student

 

[call_me_Melody]

Thank you again for this waiver.

Sincerely,

Returning student

Dear returning student...

YAY YOU!!!!!!
Melody

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Mr Surgeon

Please could you develop the removalofheadfromarse procedure ASAP. There are people in need.

Yours

Me

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Rain....

4 days of you visiting causing flooding, and destroying homes is enough. It is time for you to leave, visit some place that is under drought conditions.


Sincerely, want this area to dry out a bit PTK.

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear X,

Thank you for your very professional phone call today second-guessing the advice I gave to my client. Considering that you've been retired from the field since 2001, never actually specialized in it in the first place and that the laws changed since then, it was comforting to have a second pair of eyes raise issues for me that I may have overlooked. It was especially gratifying when, just to be pleasant, I asked you what you did now since leaving the field, you volunteered to send me some literature, thus making your phone call not only a slap in the face but a marketing opportunity for yourself as well.

Collegiality has never felt so good. Don't worry: I won't be returning the favor anytime soon.

A Very Appreciative Still In The Field Colleague

 

[misfortunex]

Dear Kidney

What the fuck infected you anyhow, thats what I wanna know!!!

Your Full of Pain Owner

 

[Macdaddy23]

Dear Brain that is like an unstable nuclear reactor with generalized tonic-clonic seizures,

Please quite. I've had this all day long.

A very pissed off 28 year old

 

[sultan_sd]

Dear Full of Pain Owner,

*HUGS*

Sighed,

Me

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Friend

C'mon. Give it up. Perleasssseeeeee!

Like a Kid Before Christmas Me

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Dear Full of Pain Owner,

*HUGS*

Sighed,

Me

Ditto ...

Don't like to see anyone in pain and that pain especially

sincerely,

Been there done that me

 

[pink]

Dear X,


i wont' chase you.


~p

 

[ms_intrigue]

...........

 

[bisolom]

Dear Kidney

What the fuck infected you anyhow, thats what I wanna know!!!

Your Full of Pain Owner

Dear Full of Pain Owner...

Ouch!
Get better soon.

{{{{MISS F}}}}​

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear Honeybear,

Will get those technical difficulties sorted out when possible, but today was a difficult day. I love you.

Your little girl

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Sadness,

Go away. Any time now.

Could use a smile

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Co-worker,

You complained about me, but it turns out you're the one getting fired. Funny how that works.

Soon-to-be-ex-co-worker

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Weather

If you could buck your ideas up that would be super. You are kind of dampening my mood and I don't like it. I would also prefer a weekend without poodle hair so if not now definitely by Friday. K, thanks

Not Asking Much Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Self Important Asshat.

You are not all that, AND your hair stinks

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear B.O.B (Beast Of Burden)

Okay, I bought you new struts so you wouldn't rock as much. Yet you still want to rock when I start moving. You need to stop your mood swings now or instead of selling you in February, I will be destroying you instead.

A very angry Dragon.

 

[sadangel]

Dear X's.

I don't know what I did to deserve the new friendships I have found in you all. But I thank you!!

*hugs*

angel

 

[Raindear816]

Dear NJ Police Officer,

You ignite a fire within me
that I know will
consume me if I let it.
I don't mind letting it.

If I'm good at being bad
will you make me
your own personal prisoner?

~Your bad little good girl

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Head...

Yes we sat through the movie to appease the warden and now you hurt. Stop hurting. I will give you lots of sleep in an hour if you will stop hurting.

Signed
Lonely Cowgirl

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Head...

Yes we sat through the movie to appease the warden and now you hurt. Stop hurting. I will give you lots of sleep in an hour if you will stop hurting.

Signed
Lonely Cowgirl

Hugs!!!!!!

 

[red_lynn]

Dear Mouse,

The power cord to my fridge?!?! Really???

I'm buying really big traps. You are NOT welcome. You have been warned!!

Signed,

Disgruntled fridge owner

 

[RavenousRae]

Dear me,

You've worked far too much overtime this week. Put down the book, stop looking at stuff online, no more fantasizing tonight, and just go to bed early - i.e. now!

Love,
Yourself

P.S. - buy some yummy cookies tomorrow