Dear X

[bisolom]

Dear White Bits

GMTA. Whatever you want it to be.

Thinking

I'm pretrty sure that was English. But...

 

[misfortunex]

I'm pretrty sure that was English. But...

Dear Preterty Sure

You are indeed correct

Nice name btw and good to meet ya

Missyx

 

[theravenfox]

Dear The Brain,

I will gladly volunteer as a punching bag if that helps.

Grizzly Bear Guy

Dear Grizzly Bear Guy,

Thank you for your generous offer to stand in his stead and take the beating that he has earned in spades. I have considered your offer and decided that no beating will actually be brought upon the original subject and therefore I will not be needing your services.

Should the opportunity become available in the future, please do not hesitate to reapply.

Sincerely,
The Brain

 

[bisolom]

Dear Preterty Sure

You are indeed correct

Nice name btw and good to meet ya

Missyx

Well, that sure clears things up.

btw: I have a very dear friend who HATES it when someone points out her mispelling. Just sayin'

Pretty Sure

 

[misfortunex]

Well, that sure clears things up.

btw: I have a very dear friend who HATES it when someone points out her mispelling. Just sayin'

Pretty Sure

I like pertery betterer!!!

So there

Missyx

 

[bisolom]

I like pertery betterer!!!

So there

Missyx

A gentlemen always defers to the lady's wishes.
And I am ever the gentleman.

pertery sure
aka pretrty sure
aka preterty sure
aka pretty sure

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear Life,

I am pleased you took my warning to heart. The weather was perfect, the trains ran as they should and my internal GPS worked as expected to allow me to guide us where we needed to go. Aside from my mother's usual negativity, it was a great time.

The truce is renewed. For now.

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear women of New York City,

I know you've been told this a million times before, but thank you for your fashion sense. Despite the gritty roughness that is NYC, the eye candy more than makes up for it. It's a wonder I don't get whiplash every time I visit.

I would especially like to thank those of you of the Asian contingent for reinforcing my attraction to your gene pool. Someday..., someday.

Googly eyed

P.S. Just because I'm giving a tour does not mean you can't talk to me, give me your number or suck my tongue down your throat. I highly encourage such acts.

 

[theravenfox]

Dear Sunday,

Thank you for the sunshine, the cool breeze and the sounds of the birds. Together, it was a powerful combination. Thank you for my friend who told me that I should go to church today even though I didn't feel like it. He had a good point...church is for when you are feeling like I am today. Not bad for an agnostic!

Thank you for quiet and peace and for not raining. If rain had been on the schedule, I think I would have crawled back into bed and given up. Thank you for being so wise and insightful.

Sincerely,
An Admirer

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Dear Caustic

Im a very accomodating person.. would rather it be what ever you want.. if you want something special you may be surprised that I may have the same desire... and I hope we think more a like than we realize

Fantasizing.. and thinking..

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear Stupid Little Things...

Will you stop running down my face and making it wet. You are making my eyes red and it is very hard to see. I have things to do today and you took enough of my time yesterday.

Sincerely,
Tired of Carrying a Hanky

 

[theravenfox]

Dear Stupid Little Things...

Will you stop running down my face and making it wet. You are making my eyes red and it is very hard to see. I have things to do today and you took enough of my time yesterday.

Sincerely,
Tired of Carrying a Hanky

(((DoRaMe)))

Dear Tired,

Here's to hoping you can keep your hanky dry and your chin up.

Sincerely,
The Support Team

 

[DoRaMe]

(((DoRaMe)))

Dear Tired,

Here's to hoping you can keep your hanky dry and your chin up.

Sincerely,
The Support Team

Dear Support Team,

Thanks so much. Just taking it one day at a time. I will get better...at least that is what I am telling myself.

Going Out Into the Sunshine Later

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Muscles

It's been two weeks since that spectacular move resulting in a major ouchie. I've been kind, I've soaked you, massaged you, got others to massage you and had you stuck with needles.

I really do think it's time you stopped hurting, I have trees to climb dontch know.

Yours,

Me

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Immature Person Who Has Been A Member For 2 Years But With Zero Posts Yet Sent Me That Assinine Unsolicited PM;

Let's get three things perfectly clear right now, shall we?

1. I said no, and I said it rather politely and even gave a reason. I am involved and belong to one man. That, in itself, should have been enough for you.
2. You were absolutely stupid enough to not only write back but to actually insult ME and insult the virility of my man, Hard.
3. Since I am no shrinking violet in such matters, this is your final cease and desist notice to not contact me again... and if you do, you will have unleashed the gates of hell when several of my friends join in the burning of your village.

Now then... go ponder things like why your erection should not be concave and retreating inside your body.

Signed,
Fiery Brunette Pulling On Her Luchese Boots To Stomp You

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Card Crazy, Make Me Mad Person...

Go do what you are supposed to, you never do.

Now you want a new tractor. How many non working/working tractors does one person need.

Fix one of the 3 that need fixing to bring the number up to 6, and leave number 7 alone.

Signed...You better NEVER complain about what I buy again

 

[bisolom]

Dear Immature Person Who Has Been A Member For 2 Years But With Zero Posts Yet Sent Me That Assinine Unsolicited PM;

You know that's an alt, right?

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Immature Person Who Has Been A Member For 2 Years But With Zero Posts Yet Sent Me That Assinine Unsolicited PM;

You know that's an alt, right?

hehehehe... a total tool as well

 

[bisolom]

hehehehe... a total tool as well

Damn! And its been like forever since I got to plunder a village.

 

[Millianthe]

Damn! And its been like forever since I got to plunder a village.

Well come on!!! Bring the ammo as well... I'm going to borrow my uncle's crossbow...

*tugs her cowgirl hat low on her brow*

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear feet
Please stop hurting.

Dear Mouth
Please if you have to grin incessantly try and not make me look like a cheshire cat doofus.

Dear new tight jeans and funky hairstyle
Thank you.....just thank you

 

[bisolom]

Well come on!!! Bring the ammo as well... I'm going to borrow my uncle's crossbow...

*tugs her cowgirl hat low on her brow*

Actually. I'm a traditional sort of plunderer...Pitchforks and torches.

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear new tight jeans and funky hairstyle
Thank you.....just thank you

Pics or it's not happening.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Pics or it's not happening.

How about I provide a witness to corroborate my story?

 

[someoneyouknow]

How about I provide a witness to corroborate my story?

Witnesses are highly unreliable. I only trust my own eyes.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Witnesses are highly unreliable. I only trust my own eyes.

Haha yeh and somehow I don't think I'm gonna get this one to come forward....so to speak

If I didn't know better I'd think you just wanted to see my bum in those tight jeans