Dear Litster, once more

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Complaining Litster....

You know my pic thread was for me. It made me smile and the people it brought into my orbit were funny and kind. It was started to make me feel better about myself. It wasn't overly show. In fact I didn't really show anything. I guess that made me feel safer. I honestly thought that by keeping it PG 13, that would deter some of the creeps. I didn't think I would get a message complaining that imgur wouldn't let you copy and paste my pics. Really? Now what was a fun, silly, and happy thing feels gross and sordid.

Thanks for that,

Feeling Stupidly Naive Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Missing,

I pick my battles, too. You have the right to be annoyed at whomever you want.
March to your own beat, Hiney.

Love,
Fara

Dear Picking,

Marching makes me wonder if majorette porn is a thing, and how i would look prancing around in white boots with tassels.

And also whether i could reasonably substitute a baton for a stripper's pole.

Signed,
High-steppin' Hiney

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

WHITE BOOTS ! Ah ha ha!

Just caught that. Yw.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Litster Guys (Litster Women please ignore)

Thanks to yet another asshole, yet another beautiful Lit woman is no longer posting pictures. For Fuck Sakes! Read something here about behavior. Start with Honey's post from a couple of days ago, quoted several times in this very page, and STOP BEING A BUNCH OF DICKHEADS.

Signed

Fuck You.

 

[AlwaysFara]

WHITE BOOTS ! Ah ha ha!

Just caught that. Yw.

Dear Boots,

You’re. So. Cruel.

Love,
Ban White Shoes

 

[Kat73]

Dear less than honest litster,

When you send variations of the same message to several people who know me and have talked with me at some point. Word will get back to me.

Thankfully I have screenshots of what the initial conversation that started this madness was. But the fact that you felt you needed to continue to talk about me and in such a mean spirited way, well that really sucks.

We had one conversation and you had one conversation with someone connected to me and from that you spun this huge web of half truths and drama.

Hopefully 9 years of trust built with others on here will stand for itself against 6 months of lit interactions...if not, well I have the backup for it, thank goodness for people who screenshot things to clear themselves.

Lesson learned love.

Sincerely,
Careful with who I trust

Dearest Shy,

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate , hate , hate... shake it off and don't let the drama llama's get you down.

In other words. Fuck her and the horse she rode in on. You don't need to let that kind of shit get to you.

Love ya!

Kat

 

[Richard_C]

Dear Litster,

I’m thinking of something yummy!

That is all.

Signed,

Hungry Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,

When you give your opinion about things you haven't looked into, you look completely stupid. More than usual.

Putting you on ignore,

Cultivating my experience litster

 

[Xerxes82]

Dear Litster,

I hope you feel better. I'm not going to pretend to understand what you are going through, but I'm here if you need a friendly ear.

In Your Corner Litster.

 

[DarkSimian]

To whom it may concern;

Yesterday, I became involved in something that has escalated wildly out of control in the last 24 hrs. Because I know both parties involved, I tried to be a friend to both, and I failed miserable. As such, I am taking a Lit break until such time as things cool down. I did not start this, but my part is done.

DS

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear solstice privateer,

Just know I miss you every moment we are not together. You are wound into my soul and I never want to untangle the messy wonder- fulness that is us. I treasure every poem, every image, every kiss and every sigh...and look forward to multiplying our time together many times over.

Love,

Litster who is forever running into your arms in front of the tortoise

 

[Shi_One81]

Dear Litster,

I’m getting married next week. You’re either already married or getting married soon and I can’t stop thinking about you. I wish we’d have had a better ending. Every time I think of you I can feel my heart drop into my stomach.

Heartbroken Litster

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dear Litster,

You said we shared a bond, then callously threw away what I perceived to be a genuine friendship all because I wouldn't give you a "tribute?" Hope you're happy.

 

[PNWKitten]

Dear Litster

Buh-bye... this is so your MO. Get butthurt and leave those who need and care about you.

Signed strained my eyeballs from rolling them Litster.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,

That's pretty typical of you.

Signed,
Laughing at your cunty behavior litster

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Everyone,

Why don't we call people by their actual names instead of Lister? This would be way better if people weren't cryptic and passive aggressive?

Sincerely,

An Observer

Also...

DS,

Did you really post an "I'm leaving Lit for a while" message? For shame.

Signed,

Disappointed

 

[PNWKitten]

Dear Litster

I like you. I've watched you tear people to shreds over the years that you had issues with and never thought any less of you. Figured you had your reasons because you are usually nice and have always been nice to me. I'm usually nice have have always been nice to you as well. But when I disagree or Express myself I'm a cunt?

Signed said what I needed to say and moving on

 

[Trouble_maker]

Dear Litster,

How are you today? I hope all is as it should be.

Peace & Love.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Everyone,

Trying to sort this out... It looks like the following people may be or may want to be fucking DS:

PNWKitten (maybe I got that one wrong)
ShyNaughtyGirl
Kat

Who else is fucking him? Inquiring minds.

Curiously Yours,

Curious in Seattle

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Curious,

This is lit, doesn’t everyone want to fuck everyone else? My handbook said that it’s one of the prerequisites for joining lit.



Sincerely,

Don’t know where you got your intel but you’re so far off base it’s actually pretty damn funny

Dear TLDR,

No. I don't want to fuck everyone here. Not even a little.

I have no intel. I just based it on the ass-licking posts above. It is why I asked.

Sincerely,

Curious

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

IHateClowns will want to know about all this.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Dear Curious,

Is there a reason you're trying to stir up drama on the boards, or are you just being a dick to be a dick?

Signed,
Tired as fuck of Junior High Bullshit

 

[PNWKitten]

IHateClowns will want to know about all this.

You can always post preferences to his thread on the subject. Save him the research.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

You can always post preferences to his thread on the subject. Save him the research.

That would mean that in some direct or indirect way I would have to get involved. I have no such interest.

 

[PNWKitten]

That would mean that in some direct or indirect way I would have to get involved. I have no such interest.

Good point. Carry on.