Dear Litster, once more

[lovetopleasewomen]

Good point. Carry on.

Ok. Come over here.

 

[PNWKitten]

Ok. Come over here.

Want to share a perfectly good watermelon?

 

[Kat73]

Dear Curious,

It's been over a week since I fucked DS and will be roughly 3 more months until I do it again. But when we do, those are the best kind of fireworks that Lit ever produced!

Cracking up,

Probably TMI, but hey! This is Lit!

 

[alwaysaway]

Dear Tired AF,

With all due respect, people who post their business on the public forums don’t seem the types to shy away from drama. Plus, in my opinion, Curious is just saying the stuff that most of us are thinking

Sincerely,
Watching from afar and hoping for some of CF’s popcorn

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Want to share a perfectly good watermelon?

lmao! Sure as long as we actually eat it & not try to fuck it like some.....well.... as long as we eat it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Curious,

Is there a reason you're trying to stir up drama on the boards, or are you just being a dick to be a dick?

Signed,
Tired as fuck of Junior High Bullshit

Little of this. Little of that.

So who are you fucking?

Dear Curious,

It's been over a week since I fucked DS and will be roughly 3 more months until I do it again. But when we do, those are the best kind of fireworks that Lit ever produced!

Cracking up,

Probably TMI, but hey! This is Lit!

Gross.

Dear Tired AF,

With all due respect, people who post their business on the public forums don’t seem the types to shy away from drama. Plus, in my opinion, Curious is just saying the stuff that most of us are thinking

Sincerely,
Watching from afar and hoping for some of CF’s popcorn

Thanks for the support! Enjoy the show!

 

[Kat73]

Gross.

Well you asked!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear DQ,

We need names.

Sincerely,

Sherlock

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Drama Llamas,

From now on, I am requesting someone PM me when the fireworks start. I keep missing them and then have to go back and search based on vague innuendo and clues. Inquiring minds need to know!

Usually Out of the Loop

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Everyone,

Trying to sort this out... It looks like the following people may be or may want to be fucking DS:

PNWKitten (maybe I got that one wrong)
ShyNaughtyGirl
Kat

Who else is fucking him? Inquiring minds.

Curiously Yours,

Curious in Seattle

Dear curious in Seattle,
Kindly get out. There's enough shit (stirring) in town already

-Happy to not live in town

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear missing Litster,

Combing through old emails, I came across a bunch of yours, and it caused me to wonder, and not for the first time, what has happened to you.

I've noticed that others frequently mention your name in the Litster that you miss thread, so.... Maybe you have reincarnated into a new alt yet again, huh.

Wishing you well anyway Litster

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear curious in Seattle,
Kindly get out. There's enough shit (stirring) in town already

-Happy to not live in town

Dear Doesn't Understand How Public Forums Work,

You see, when dramatic people post their shit in open threads for public viewing, make passive aggressive posts towards known or unknown people, act like a 15 year old, etc.- we get to comment and participate in it.

There seems to be this misunderstanding among the members (from here out this isn't addressed at you, SSD). If you throw out some passive aggressive shit towards people in posts, that person will likely notice. But a little understood secret... The rest of us can see it too! So, even though we may not know what is happening, most of us aren't idiots. Well, that's not true. Lots are. But some of us aren't idiots. We can put two and two together.

As well, these drama llamas like to throw out drama and their passive aggressive comments. But then, when they are done with it, they want people to move on. Sorry, but you can't un-ring that bell. You're standing at the top of the tower like some kind of deranged Quasimodo, beating the shit out of the drama bell. Well, I hear that and I come running with my binoculars and popcorn and some MST3K style commentary. They'll say things like, "Mind your own business." Which is fine. Except that they posted it. ON A PUBLIC FORUM.

And let's face it... The people involved here seem crazier than a herd of shithouse rats. Can we all agree there?

What if, to avoid confusion, people wore virtual name tags for the people the are e-fucking? That way, I don't have to surmise it from some poorly written, ass-licking posts. Maybe put it in their signatures. I am sure some VBA expert could adjust the signature restraints for the more... "Experienced" listers.

Just Trying To Help,

Curious In Seattle

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Curious Litster,

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90667511&postcount=243

Hm.

You love it and you know it.

Wouldn't want to let you down Litster

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Curious Litster,

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90667511&postcount=243

Hm.

You love it and you know it.

Wouldn't want to let you down Litster

Dear WWTLYDL,

Oh, I clearly love it. It is why I said:

Well, I hear that and I come running with my binoculars and popcorn and some MST3K style commentary.

This particular bit of drama was really fun. I just prefer to make fun of their attempts at starting drama in a public place and then telling everyone to grow up and move on.

Signed,

I Love It Lister

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear quiet Litster,

Just for the record, I never gave up on you. But it's difficult to lend support or help you in any way if you won't let me. Good luck. I really do want the best for you, what-EVAH you think that is.

Funny talking Litster

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear quiet Litster,

Just for the record, I never gave up on you. But it's difficult to lend support or help you in any way if you won't let me. Good luck. I really do want the best for you, what-EVAH you think that is.

Funny talking Litster

Dear Funny Talker,

What’s so funny ‘bout the way you tawk?

Love,
Stoop sitter

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Funny Talker,

What’s so funny ‘bout the way you tawk?

Love,
Stoop sitter

Dear stoop sitter,

You get me.

Sista Litsta

 

[Shi_One81]

Dear Litster,

My asshole dogs are napping. Yes, they’re even assholes when they sleep. Lol

Stop defending them! Lol

 

[LikeableMe]

Dear Litster who has moved on to a better place,

I wanted to thank you for the friendship, to be a part of your life and to see your strength, your humour and kindness towards others had an impact on me. I hope wherever you are, you know that your prayers for me weren’t in vain. I miss the talks, the cheeky laughs in laundromats. You were definitely one of a kind. You’re the one who inspired me to bloom where planted!

Litster who won’t forget you

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Dear Crusty Litster, not sure what I've ever done to you, but please refrain from posting after me and creating needless drama.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Crusty Litster, not sure what I've ever done to you, but please refrain from posting after me and creating needless drama.

Dear Shae,

I may be submissive, but I’m good at taking people out at the knees.

Yours,
Fara

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Dear Shae,

I may be submissive, but I’m good at taking people out at the knees.

Yours,
Fara

You're an angel. I think I'll be ok though. Not much to worry about.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dear Crusty Litster, not sure what I've ever done to you, but please refrain from posting after me and creating needless drama.

Is this in reference to me? I deeply apologize. I never meant to make you feel uncomfortable.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Is this in reference to me? I deeply apologize. I never meant to make you feel uncomfortable.

Never you sweetie.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Never you sweetie.

Oh, my Goddess (groveling at your feet, kissing them) Thank you for your benevolence.