Dear Litster, once more

[IhateClowns]

Dear Litsters with no AVs and single digit posts,


Call me a cynic, but I question the validity of posts like "I met my one true love" and "You are amazing..." posts that you make. If they are true I would question the validity of the person you are talking to. Been here a long time and seen just about everything imaginable on this site. With that being said, if you claim to have tits hit me up.

Signed,

Sure why not

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Men of Lit,

Want to send me a pic of your massive schlong? Ask first.
Want to send me the deets of what you'd like to do to my various body parts? Ask first.
Want to send me a vid of you stroking off? Ask first.
Want to roleplay that your'e my Daddy and you're about to breed me with your seed? Ask first.
Want to send me a video of how the snap fly in your boxers operates quickly and efficiently? Ask first.
Want to send me a lengthy and graphic piece of erotica about a kink that may or may not appeal to me? Ask first.
Want to come into my box after you've been drinking and flirt with me heavily even though I'm not interested, and then not pick up on the hints that I'm dropping that I'd like you to leave? Dont ask first, just stay the fuck out until you're sober and have regained your senses.

My box is my personal space, and i have the right to feel safe there. I also have the right to politely refuse any and all offers, because i may not want to see your wang, or be part of your fantasy, or read your smut. Shocking, but true. As well, i have the right to not respond to your message at all.

Don't put this on me. 'But you were flirting with me on the boards,' 'But you started those dick threads and were asking for dicks,' 'But you let me send you my dick/story/whatever the other day, so i thought it was okay to send another one,' 'But we're on a porn board and the rules are different here.'

No. It's not okay. Ask first. Always. It's super simple, takes about thirty seconds, and significantly increases your chances of approval.

Here is a list of when to send me any of the above:
1. When i specifically ask for it. If i want to see it, i will say. I'm not shy about that.
2. When you are a partner of mine, and have been given carte blanche to send me all the dicks, balls, and buttholes, all the fantasies, smut and porn that your rock hard shaft and dripping purple head desire. Give it to me. You know i want it. I will say stop when I've had enough.

Other than that, ask. Seek permission, and wait for approval. Also, try to take a refusal with grace and don't press the issue.

I personally have adopted a zero tolerance policy, after having put up with way too much of it for way too long. After five years here, i finally decided that i didn't want to spend my energy on this nonsense any longer. So now it's one fuckup and you get a golden ticket and direct access to my ignore list. Enjoy your stay!

TL;DR - ASK ANY NON-PARTNER/PLAYMATE BEFORE SENDING MATERIAL OF A PERSONAL OR GRAPHIC NATURE.

Here's hoping for a future filled with wonderfully pervy, consensual exchanges for everyone!

Signed,
Fan of consensual wang Litster

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Men of Lit,

Want to send me a pic of your massive schlong? Ask first.
Want to send me the deets of what you'd like to do to my various body parts? Ask first.
Want to send me a vid of you stroking off? Ask first.
Want to roleplay that your'e my Daddy and you're about to breed me with your seed? Ask first.
Want to send me a video of how the snap fly in your boxers operates quickly and efficiently? Ask first.
Want to send me a lengthy and graphic piece of erotica about a kink that may or may not appeal to me? Ask first.
Want to come into my box after you've been drinking and flirt with me heavily even though I'm not interested, and then not pick up on the hints that I'm dropping that I'd like you to leave? Dont ask first, just stay the fuck out until you're sober and have regained your senses.

My box is my personal space, and i have the right to feel safe there. I also have the right to politely refuse any and all offers, because i may not want to see your wang, or be part of your fantasy, or read your smut. Shocking, but true. As well, i have the right to not respond to your message at all.

Don't put this on me. 'But you were flirting with me on the boards,' 'But you started those dick threads and were asking for dicks,' 'But you let me send you my dick/story/whatever the other day, so i thought it was okay to send another one,' 'But we're on a porn board and the rules are different here.'

No. It's not okay. Ask first. Always. It's super simple, takes about thirty seconds, and significantly increases your chances of approval.

Here is a list of when to send me any of the above:
1. When i specifically ask for it. If i want to see it, i will say. I'm not shy about that.
2. When you are a partner of mine, and have been given carte blanche to send me all the dicks, balls, and buttholes, all the fantasies, smut and porn that your rock hard shaft and dripping purple head desire. Give it to me. You know i want it. I will say stop when I've had enough.

Other than that, ask. Seek permission, and wait for approval. Also, try to take a refusal with grace and don't press the issue.

I personally have adopted a zero tolerance policy, after having put up with way too much of it for way too long. After five years here, i finally decided that i didn't want to spend my energy on this nonsense any longer. So now it's one fuckup and you get a golden ticket and direct access to my ignore list. Enjoy your stay!

TL;DR - ASK ANY NON-PARTNER/PLAYMATE BEFORE SENDING MATERIAL OF A PERSONAL OR GRAPHIC NATURE.

Here's hoping for a future filled with wonderfully pervy, consensual exchanges for everyone!

Signed,
Fan of consensual wang Litster

Dear Fan

This is pretty much perfect, and said in a much nicer way than I say it.

I left boobs on your KIK.

Love always,
Your Fara

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Fan

This is pretty much perfect, and said in a much nicer way than I say it.

I left boobs on your KIK.

Love always,
Your Fara

Dear Consensual Litster,

Get 'em!

It's really simple to just ask guys... like... really simple.

Signed,
Got your back Litster

Addendum: Fara can send me her boobs and PLP can send me gay porn anytime.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Addendum: Fara can send me her boobs and PLP can send me gay porn anytime.

Well. We have an understanding.

Love,
F

 

[just4friends]

Dear Lit,
Ciao
It’s been a good 2 decades (?), but
too many friends have come and gone
This can be a lonely time eating place
Uptoplay
Uptoplay2
Just4friends

Out

Probably back someday sadly with a new name

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well. We have an understanding.

Love,
F

Exactly.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Lit,
Ciao
It’s been a good 2 decades (?), but
too many friends have come and gone
This can be a lonely time eating place
Uptoplay
Uptoplay2
Just4friends

Out

Probably back someday sadly with a new name

I feel that. The loss. The loneliness.

Safe journey

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Dear Men of Lit,

Want to send me a pic of your massive schlong? Ask first.
Want to send me the deets of what you'd like to do to my various body parts? Ask first.
Want to send me a vid of you stroking off? Ask first.
Want to roleplay that your'e my Daddy and you're about to breed me with your seed? Ask first.
Want to send me a video of how the snap fly in your boxers operates quickly and efficiently? Ask first.
Want to send me a lengthy and graphic piece of erotica about a kink that may or may not appeal to me? Ask first.
Want to come into my box after you've been drinking and flirt with me heavily even though I'm not interested, and then not pick up on the hints that I'm dropping that I'd like you to leave? Dont ask first, just stay the fuck out until you're sober and have regained your senses.

My box is my personal space, and i have the right to feel safe there. I also have the right to politely refuse any and all offers, because i may not want to see your wang, or be part of your fantasy, or read your smut. Shocking, but true. As well, i have the right to not respond to your message at all.

Don't put this on me. 'But you were flirting with me on the boards,' 'But you started those dick threads and were asking for dicks,' 'But you let me send you my dick/story/whatever the other day, so i thought it was okay to send another one,' 'But we're on a porn board and the rules are different here.'

No. It's not okay. Ask first. Always. It's super simple, takes about thirty seconds, and significantly increases your chances of approval.

Here is a list of when to send me any of the above:
1. When i specifically ask for it. If i want to see it, i will say. I'm not shy about that.
2. When you are a partner of mine, and have been given carte blanche to send me all the dicks, balls, and buttholes, all the fantasies, smut and porn that your rock hard shaft and dripping purple head desire. Give it to me. You know i want it. I will say stop when I've had enough.

Other than that, ask. Seek permission, and wait for approval. Also, try to take a refusal with grace and don't press the issue.

I personally have adopted a zero tolerance policy, after having put up with way too much of it for way too long. After five years here, i finally decided that i didn't want to spend my energy on this nonsense any longer. So now it's one fuckup and you get a golden ticket and direct access to my ignore list. Enjoy your stay!

TL;DR - ASK ANY NON-PARTNER/PLAYMATE BEFORE SENDING MATERIAL OF A PERSONAL OR GRAPHIC NATURE.

Here's hoping for a future filled with wonderfully pervy, consensual exchanges for everyone!

Signed,
Fan of consensual wang Litster

Dear fan of approved dingii,

As a guy, I approve of this message.

As your friend, I approve of this message.

As a human being, I approve of this message.

As a healthy male, boobs-in-the-box are far better than the alternative.

Signed,
Not a Disrespectful Douche Litster

 

[LadyJS]

Dear Men of Lit,

Want to send me a pic of your massive schlong? Ask first.
Want to send me the deets of what you'd like to do to my various body parts? Ask first.
Want to send me a vid of you stroking off? Ask first.
Want to roleplay that your'e my Daddy and you're about to breed me with your seed? Ask first.
Want to send me a video of how the snap fly in your boxers operates quickly and efficiently? Ask first.
Want to send me a lengthy and graphic piece of erotica about a kink that may or may not appeal to me? Ask first.
Want to come into my box after you've been drinking and flirt with me heavily even though I'm not interested, and then not pick up on the hints that I'm dropping that I'd like you to leave? Dont ask first, just stay the fuck out until you're sober and have regained your senses.

My box is my personal space, and i have the right to feel safe there. I also have the right to politely refuse any and all offers, because i may not want to see your wang, or be part of your fantasy, or read your smut. Shocking, but true. As well, i have the right to not respond to your message at all.

Don't put this on me. 'But you were flirting with me on the boards,' 'But you started those dick threads and were asking for dicks,' 'But you let me send you my dick/story/whatever the other day, so i thought it was okay to send another one,' 'But we're on a porn board and the rules are different here.'

No. It's not okay. Ask first. Always. It's super simple, takes about thirty seconds, and significantly increases your chances of approval.

Here is a list of when to send me any of the above:
1. When i specifically ask for it. If i want to see it, i will say. I'm not shy about that.
2. When you are a partner of mine, and have been given carte blanche to send me all the dicks, balls, and buttholes, all the fantasies, smut and porn that your rock hard shaft and dripping purple head desire. Give it to me. You know i want it. I will say stop when I've had enough.

Other than that, ask. Seek permission, and wait for approval. Also, try to take a refusal with grace and don't press the issue.

I personally have adopted a zero tolerance policy, after having put up with way too much of it for way too long. After five years here, i finally decided that i didn't want to spend my energy on this nonsense any longer. So now it's one fuckup and you get a golden ticket and direct access to my ignore list. Enjoy your stay!

TL;DR - ASK ANY NON-PARTNER/PLAYMATE BEFORE SENDING MATERIAL OF A PERSONAL OR GRAPHIC NATURE.

Here's hoping for a future filled with wonderfully pervy, consensual exchanges for everyone!

Signed,
Fan of consensual wang Litster

Dear Wang Fan,

This was awesome, and says what needs to be said.

Sincerely,

Wang Fan Fan

 

[AlwaysFara]

——————
Dear Men of Lit,

Some of you need Lucky Charms
shoved up your asshole.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3WeeMxbUWCRz2/giphy.gif

Dear Not Me,

Ahahahaaa!!!

Love,
Me

 

[lurkingguy1978]

——————
Dear Men of Lit,

Some of you need Lucky Charms
shoved up your asshole.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3WeeMxbUWCRz2/giphy.gif

Dear Lucky Charm,

At least the yellow moons are close to the right shape.

Signed,
A Pervy Leprechaun

 

[Chewbacca79]

Dear Men of Lit,

Want to send me a pic of your massive schlong? Ask first.
Want to send me the deets of what you'd like to do to my various body parts? Ask first.
Want to send me a vid of you stroking off? Ask first.
Want to roleplay that your'e my Daddy and you're about to breed me with your seed? Ask first.
Want to send me a video of how the snap fly in your boxers operates quickly and efficiently? Ask first.
Want to send me a lengthy and graphic piece of erotica about a kink that may or may not appeal to me? Ask first.
Want to come into my box after you've been drinking and flirt with me heavily even though I'm not interested, and then not pick up on the hints that I'm dropping that I'd like you to leave? Dont ask first, just stay the fuck out until you're sober and have regained your senses.

My box is my personal space, and i have the right to feel safe there. I also have the right to politely refuse any and all offers, because i may not want to see your wang, or be part of your fantasy, or read your smut. Shocking, but true. As well, i have the right to not respond to your message at all.

Don't put this on me. 'But you were flirting with me on the boards,' 'But you started those dick threads and were asking for dicks,' 'But you let me send you my dick/story/whatever the other day, so i thought it was okay to send another one,' 'But we're on a porn board and the rules are different here.'

No. It's not okay. Ask first. Always. It's super simple, takes about thirty seconds, and significantly increases your chances of approval.

Here is a list of when to send me any of the above:
1. When i specifically ask for it. If i want to see it, i will say. I'm not shy about that.
2. When you are a partner of mine, and have been given carte blanche to send me all the dicks, balls, and buttholes, all the fantasies, smut and porn that your rock hard shaft and dripping purple head desire. Give it to me. You know i want it. I will say stop when I've had enough.

Other than that, ask. Seek permission, and wait for approval. Also, try to take a refusal with grace and don't press the issue.

I personally have adopted a zero tolerance policy, after having put up with way too much of it for way too long. After five years here, i finally decided that i didn't want to spend my energy on this nonsense any longer. So now it's one fuckup and you get a golden ticket and direct access to my ignore list. Enjoy your stay!

TL;DR - ASK ANY NON-PARTNER/PLAYMATE BEFORE SENDING MATERIAL OF A PERSONAL OR GRAPHIC NATURE.

Here's hoping for a future filled with wonderfully pervy, consensual exchanges for everyone!

Signed,
Fan of consensual wang Litster

Dear fan of consensual etc,

Sorry a lot of men are fucking stupid.

Signed,

Relatively stupid man.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear fan of consensual etc,

Sorry a lot of men are fucking stupid.

Signed,

Relatively stupid man.

Dear Man,

To be clear, it wasn't a man hating post. I like men. A LOT. it was a behavior hating post.

Change is possible, for those who choose it. And there are loads of resources out there available to assist with the transformation. They're called women.

You can do this! (Other men can too!)

Signed,
Healing is better than hating

 

[just4friends]

Dear Man,

To be clear, it wasn't a man hating post. I like men. A LOT. it was a behavior hating post.

Change is possible, for those who choose it. And there are loads of resources out there available to assist with the transformation. They're called women.

You can do this! (Other men can too!)

Signed,
Healing is better than hating

Sorry,
Some men have puppy brains.
Some are just a-holes.
May both stay clear of your private box!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Men of Lit,

Want to send me a pic of your massive schlong? Ask first.
Want to send me the deets of what you'd like to do to my various body parts? Ask first.
Want to send me a vid of you stroking off? Ask first.
Want to roleplay that your'e my Daddy and you're about to breed me with your seed? Ask first.
Want to send me a video of how the snap fly in your boxers operates quickly and efficiently? Ask first.
Want to send me a lengthy and graphic piece of erotica about a kink that may or may not appeal to me? Ask first.
Want to come into my box after you've been drinking and flirt with me heavily even though I'm not interested, and then not pick up on the hints that I'm dropping that I'd like you to leave? Dont ask first, just stay the fuck out until you're sober and have regained your senses.

My box is my personal space, and i have the right to feel safe there. I also have the right to politely refuse any and all offers, because i may not want to see your wang, or be part of your fantasy, or read your smut. Shocking, but true. As well, i have the right to not respond to your message at all.

Don't put this on me. 'But you were flirting with me on the boards,' 'But you started those dick threads and were asking for dicks,' 'But you let me send you my dick/story/whatever the other day, so i thought it was okay to send another one,' 'But we're on a porn board and the rules are different here.'

No. It's not okay. Ask first. Always. It's super simple, takes about thirty seconds, and significantly increases your chances of approval.

Here is a list of when to send me any of the above:
1. When i specifically ask for it. If i want to see it, i will say. I'm not shy about that.
2. When you are a partner of mine, and have been given carte blanche to send me all the dicks, balls, and buttholes, all the fantasies, smut and porn that your rock hard shaft and dripping purple head desire. Give it to me. You know i want it. I will say stop when I've had enough.

Other than that, ask. Seek permission, and wait for approval. Also, try to take a refusal with grace and don't press the issue.

I personally have adopted a zero tolerance policy, after having put up with way too much of it for way too long. After five years here, i finally decided that i didn't want to spend my energy on this nonsense any longer. So now it's one fuckup and you get a golden ticket and direct access to my ignore list. Enjoy your stay!

TL;DR - ASK ANY NON-PARTNER/PLAYMATE BEFORE SENDING MATERIAL OF A PERSONAL OR GRAPHIC NATURE.

Here's hoping for a future filled with wonderfully pervy, consensual exchanges for everyone!

Signed,
Fan of consensual wang Litster

Dear fan of approved dingii,

As a guy, I approve of this message.

As your friend, I approve of this message.

As a human being, I approve of this message.

As a healthy male, boobs-in-the-box are far better than the alternative.

Signed,
Not a Disrespectful Douche Litster

Dear Litsters of all types and persuasions:

Just to show you that this is simply the way evolved humans communicate: I had a woman stop and ask if it was okay to send a pic of her performing a particular sex act, because she wanted to warn me that it contained a picture of a dick (which was integral to the act). But I appreciated the effort and concern.

Same goes if you ask someone to read a story. Tell them what they're going to find. Not everyone has your exact kinks.

Signed,

Happy, Horny Litster.

PS, the pics were great (so is she).

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Women of Lit,

Why do you always send me unsolicited dick pics? It’s like, every woman I get close to here has a dick.

Also, stop sending me videos of yourself peeing. Fuckin’ gross.

And you know what? If I ask for tits, that doesn’t mean I want YOUR tits.

Eat a lady dick, y’all!

Sincerely,

Gentleman Lister

 

[Trouble_maker]

Dear Litster,

Send me a PM, I want to hear from you. You don’t bug, you don’t bother and you are definitely fun to talk to.




-Just a regular guy....who’s horny.

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

Isn’t that a strong punishment?

Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear everyone,

I just tilt my head to the left a little.
Squint.
A confused look takes over my face as I ponder what's before me.
Then I give up and hit delete.
I feel fine.
I go about my day.
I don't think of it again.

Love,
Picking My Battles

Dear Squinty Litster,

This is excellent advice. I believe in picking my battles.

I have learned how to do this in other areas, but not this one... apparently.

Thank you for speaking up. I needed the reminder.

Signed,
Litster who would miss you if you died even if she's not on your socials

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Dear Listers Listers,

I feel like we are on the verge of some drama here. So, what can we do to make this explode? Any ideas?

Maybe this will help...

I heard girl A sent guy B a picture of her vagina without girl B's knowledge.

Sincerely,

Concerned Lister

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Dear Listers Listers,

I feel like we are on the verge of some drama here. So, what can we do to make this explode? Any ideas?

Maybe this will help...

I heard girl A sent guy B a picture of her vagina without girl B's knowledge.

Sincerely,

Concerned Lister

Dear untouched

I dunno man. I think you've been had. I checked and I can't find a girl A, guy B or girl B on record as members of Literotica. Maybe if you had the pics, a search of AmPics might prove useful. I'll gladly help.

Signed,

Concerned about your Problem

Ps., Alts! They're probably fracking Alts!

 

[Mei5ter]

Dear Litster,

Who is KirkJ??

Won’t insert anything Litster

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Squinty Litster,

This is excellent advice. I believe in picking my battles.

I have learned how to do this in other areas, but not this one... apparently.

Thank you for speaking up. I needed the reminder.

Signed,
Litster who would miss you if you died even if she's not on your socials

Dear Missing,

I pick my battles, too. You have the right to be annoyed at whomever you want.
March to your own beat, Hiney.

Love,
Fara

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Worried Friends,

Sorry if it wasn't clear that this was an inside joke.
I didn't mean to interfere with real drama and sexcapades by being a silly goose!

Thank you for checking on me though

Signed,
Not the Drama Monger

Love, Peace and Chicken Grease

Dear Greasy,

I was just about to get my knee bashing bat.

Yours,
Fara