DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Deadbed1968]

Does this pus smell bad?

 

[Rj_1954]

Hello, I'm baaaaaackk again & again

 

[Hypnobitch01]

How big is your dad?

 

[trinething1ns]

This rash burns so badly

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Then stop igniting it, goof!

 

[trinething1ns]

My rash or the farts?

 

[Rj_1954]

I still smell you! Good!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

mah hwhol fathe ith numm

 

[EctoJohn]

Check out my pet crabs.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Check out my new Van!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hey, mister - where’re your condoms?

 

[Deadbed1968]

That’s not cum…It’s pus.

 

[EctoJohn]

Am I allergic to you?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your ‘allergies’ are really contagious!

 

[Photog1rl]

Ummm, are you done yet?

 

[Btq97]

Was thinking of your mom.

 

[Rj_1954]

Why am I still awake?

 

[Photog1rl]

It’s not me, it’s you.

 

[kenbrack]

Did you fart on me?

 

[Btq97]

Wow your sister is hot

 

[Photog1rl]

So you’ve never done that

 

[Biggalute]

So you’ve never done that

Well, only on my own

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Well, son, actually I'm mom.

 

[Photog1rl]

well, that was um quick.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Surprise! Your mom wants in!